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Plane screw
Posted by: Hans on May 5, 2004 @ 9:21 am

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Michael Jackson,a bunch of kids,and an airplane driver were heading to the never land ranch for the kids to be molesed.When the plane started to crash,there was only 2 parachutes and the airplane driver took one and michael jackson the other before they jumped out Michael Jackson said."What About the kids?"the airplane driver replied "Screw the Kids!"
then Michael jackson replied "Do we have time?"


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From: Henry. H on May 6, 2004 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: LOL... that’s good

From: heather on May 11, 2004 @ 6:22 pm
Comment: i heard a different version but that one is still better

From: Miroku on May 13, 2004 @ 5:40 am
Comment: that is so funny!

From: Xyclops on August 26, 2004 @ 8:00 am
Comment: yea i no a different version but that is still hell funny

From: cody the retard on September 27, 2005 @ 6:09 am
Comment: Why dose michael jackson like 29 year olds becase ther r 20 of them

From: Onyx on January 25, 2006 @ 10:25 am
Comment: Dude, this joke is WEAK!

   
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