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i know this won’t make you laugh but....
Posted by: Superfunny S. on May 22, 2004 @ 1:06 am

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Q: why did michael jackson call up BOYS 2 MEN?

A: he thought it was a delivery service


Q: what does 2+4+45 equal?

A: a threesome with michael jackson


Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Excuse me, sir, you are in my son


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From: BBBYRON! on May 25, 2004 @ 11:14 pm
Comment: Actually, that make me laugh!

From: jer on June 22, 2004 @ 6:33 pm
Comment: there sick but funny good job

From: white a** on June 24, 2004 @ 4:14 am
Comment: I LuV mike and i dont care who knows.

From: mus057 on June 28, 2004 @ 2:50 am
Comment: that was dammmmnnnn funny..............

From: Justice! on August 25, 2004 @ 1:23 pm
Comment: U dont know wats funny do u?
How is that pack of stupid words suppose to be funny

From: Xyclops on August 26, 2004 @ 7:55 am
Comment: so dirty but pretty dam funny

From: mykel on November 16, 2004 @ 6:15 pm
Comment: wat da hell wrong wit u man u being racest bitch. bet u have problems 2 just leave HIM ALONE!!! im pretty u look like s*** jackass

From: gian michael on November 16, 2004 @ 6:18 pm
Comment: da hell wrong wit u mykel is right u being racest piss OFF!!

From: sean & josh on January 14, 2005 @ 4:04 pm
Comment: that was fukin funny as hell i dont give a shit wat anyone says me and josh think thats fukin funny as hell. biotch’z........................................ :]

From: michael jackson on January 26, 2005 @ 1:15 pm
Comment: FUCK ALL YALL MOTHERFUCKER

From: crusty on February 26, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
Comment: what time does old mikey like to go to bed?...... when the big hand is on the little hand! beat that bitch

From: naya on March 2, 2005 @ 10:16 pm
Comment: i love michael jackson leave him alone

From: geordieboy on May 1, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: who is michael jackson? I’ve never heard of him.

From: feffe_right2002 on June 27, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
Comment: MP3 clyps

From: Haulk Gurl on November 18, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
Comment: Dat is fucking funny!!!!I don’t like Micheal Jackson but my cuz loves him!people need to deal with the fact that mike SUCKS!:One day micheal jackson walked into wal-mart and on the intercom it said boys pants half off,ran to the boys department and said DAMN!I guess I missed the boys!2BAD MICHEAL GO MALEST SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!

From: samantha on December 14, 2005 @ 8:49 am
Comment: funny jokes you got there i would like to see more there so funny and realy dirty hes a malester and deserves to get locked up for good!!!!!!!!

   
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