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Classic Jackos
Posted by: PDE on September 1, 2004 @ 8:16 pm
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys’ rooms with empty sacks!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and the greyhounds in a greyhound race?
The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out!
What do the NY Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?
They all wear one glove for no apparent reason!
What’s soft, brown, and in a baby’s diaper?
Michael Jackson’s hand!
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Michael Was-a-nigga!
Popular toy: Tickle-Me-Elmo
Unpopular toy: Fondle-Me-Jacko
What’s Michael Jackson’s next movie going to be called?
Honey, I Blew the Kid
Who is the greatest man ever?
Michael Jackson, because he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana, and grew up to become a rich, white woman in Europe! |
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| From: |
dfhugdguuefguilqwyuq on September 8, 2004 @ 3:06 am |
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Y F
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R ED |
| From: |
dog on September 9, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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hey dfhugdguuefguilqwyuq,
what the hell does that mean? These jokes are really fun pde! |
| From: |
Element on September 29, 2004 @ 12:39 pm |
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well at least mj is enjoyin himsel
it isn that gud tho wen u tink about it tho
kiddie fiddler
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jubei on October 13, 2004 @ 8:54 pm |
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some of the funniest things i’ve heard all week. |
| From: |
danpont on October 16, 2004 @ 4:36 am |
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how does mj pick his nose?
FROM A CATALOGUE!!!!!!!!! |
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BOBBY MC NOBBY on January 7, 2005 @ 6:00 am |
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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICHAEL JACKSON AND A PLASTIC BAG?
ONE HOLDS YOUR GROCERIES, THE OTHER IS DANGROUS FOR KIDS TO PLAY WITH. |
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BOBBY MC NOBBY on January 7, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICHAEL JACKSON AND A PLASTIC BAG?
ONE HOLDS YOUR GROCERIES, THE OTHER IS DANGROUS FOR KIDS TO PLAY WITH. |
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Vamp on January 9, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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About time someone tells some funny ones that weren’t written in here 100 times already! Good job |
| From: |
stu on February 10, 2005 @ 7:50 am |
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u r a dirty man jacko |
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