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The Radio
Posted by: Nico on September 4, 2004 @ 10:56 pm

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a guy buys a new car radio, and whenever it heres his voice says RAP it will start playing rap, and when he says ROCK it plays rock, ect. one day he’s riding in his car and some kids playing baseball hit his car with the ball. He says "F**kin Kids" and it starts playing Michael Jackson


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From: FABIEN on September 7, 2004 @ 5:38 pm
Comment: EXCELLENT!!! Mon anglais n’est pas parfait , mais j’ai tout compris .Vous êtes le meilleur (you are the best ). :0)

From: Corey Bryant on September 8, 2004 @ 3:23 pm
Comment: You are a bad joke teller .

From: Fabien de france on September 8, 2004 @ 4:01 pm
Comment: Aucun humour !!

From: Silk-e on September 9, 2004 @ 9:25 am
Comment: hmmmm dubious

From: Fabien on September 9, 2004 @ 5:17 pm
Comment: ???? hmmmm dubious ????
Translate s’il te plait ; bisous ! .

From: Michael Jackson on September 12, 2004 @ 2:05 am
Comment: hey nico lets have sex big fella

From: Whatever on September 21, 2004 @ 1:42 am
Comment: Fabien SPEAK IN ENGLISH! That joke was stupid even though MJ is a total retard with mental problems!

From: EvilSky on October 10, 2004 @ 6:43 pm
Comment: Oh this joke is so good that its too good for this site, so I ask you to erase it.

From: matt on October 12, 2004 @ 10:21 am
Comment: that was funny bro

From: mths band chickie on October 12, 2004 @ 5:49 pm
Comment: Fabien is Francophone. Oui ? J’ parle aussi Francais. a little . J’ aime Michael Jackson. oui et toi ?

From: michael jackson on October 14, 2004 @ 8:47 pm
Comment: come sit in my lap

From: monkey on October 20, 2004 @ 8:44 pm
Comment: dude that joke was f*****g cool

From: Michael Jackson on November 4, 2004 @ 5:28 am
Comment: that joke was well good. Most people take the piss outta me for fiddling with children, but that was wicked!

From: mcauly culkin on November 5, 2004 @ 8:43 pm
Comment: do you guys are stupid i keep hearing about me and kids sayin "dude you slept in michaels room" but they dont understand his room has 2 floors even though i slept on the top floor when i woke up my ass was covered with vasaline and it hurt really bad :O but i swear he didnt do anything to kids

From: alee on November 16, 2004 @ 12:14 am
Comment: NICE JK REALLY FUNE HAHAHAHAQHA

From: stoned_bitch on November 16, 2004 @ 5:40 am
Comment: heard that one b4

From: great joke on November 16, 2004 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: Just to make the joke a little longer, here is what I came up with.

A guy buys a new car radio that is voice activated. The radio will change stations by saying a word (e.g. Rock, Country, Rap.....) and it will change to that station. So the man is driving down the road and says country. He listens to Alison Krauss, Shania Twain, Martina McBride, and then they start playing shitty country. So he says rock. A Ozzy Osbourne song starts playing. "Breaking All The Rules" He really loves this song. He’s banging his head up and down day-dreaming about when he was sixteen and had his 69 chevelle with a 454 in it, when all of a sudden a baseball hits his car. He looks over and sees 12 year old boys making a "I didn’t mean to do it face". He turns his head and says, fuckin’ kids. Thriller by Michael Jackson starts playing.

From: Doomfest23 on November 16, 2004 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: Michael never hurt you. He made you feel "good" didn’t he?

From: some one on November 16, 2004 @ 10:26 pm
Comment: true dat true dat p.s. your joke is sooooo true but here is a better one yo mama’s nose is so big even michel jacson was amazed ha ha ha lol

From: edrrt7 on November 16, 2004 @ 10:45 pm
Comment: it was ok

From: Dabid on December 14, 2004 @ 4:09 pm
Comment: wow that was a good joke I haven’t heard it only about a hundred fuckin times though!

   
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