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Hospital.......Jacko....
Posted by: Dolemite on October 1, 2004 @ 3:45 pm

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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I’d wait until he’s at least 14."


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From: hsdfhh on October 7, 2004 @ 6:40 pm
Comment: dont dis mj thats so mean wat ppole say bout him is not true

From: Nick Nelson on October 9, 2004 @ 12:52 pm
Comment: This is the funnies joke i’ve ever read!!!

From: BRANDI on October 9, 2004 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: FRANCE, CANADA, ENGLAND, AND INDIA ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS SUCH AS: AIDS EPIDEMIC, WORLD WAR II, TERRORISM, NUCLEAR WARS, TOXIC WASTE, HATE CRIMES, GLOBAL WARMING, JEWS, WORLD POVERTY AND HUNGER, AND COMMUNISM. MY FARTS HAVE BETTER HELPED THE WORLD AT LARGE.


From: meee on October 12, 2004 @ 11:13 am
Comment: I dont think its true either, but its still a funny joke, GOOD ONE!!!

From: kutty on October 13, 2004 @ 11:50 pm
Comment: Brandi!! why yur comments are totally not related and its the same on other side as well? u ass

From: Jordan Fleetwood on October 18, 2004 @ 9:56 pm
Comment: Kutty I agree with with you what the fuck is BRANDI talking about

From: C. J. on October 19, 2004 @ 11:10 am
Comment: I agree with Jordan Fleetwood

From: VIPER on October 23, 2004 @ 10:49 am
Comment: Brandi
you must be some back water hose beast or something.. Oh i know its michael jackson aliasing to butch himself up some

From: JubJub on October 23, 2004 @ 11:42 am
Comment: Michael Jackson is so trendy i just love him

From: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on October 26, 2004 @ 11:45 pm
Comment: If you love him, why don’t you fuck him?

From: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee on October 26, 2004 @ 11:48 pm
Comment: Michael Jackson is one freaky fucker. He looks like a very ugly transvestite.

From: mikey likes it on November 9, 2004 @ 12:49 pm
Comment: dearest Brandi
like mj ...you need to get a fuckin life.
yours truly Mikey and Mandy

From: sweet_female on December 21, 2004 @ 7:28 am
Comment: how can a boy get pregnant

From: NIKKI on February 15, 2005 @ 12:38 pm
Comment: YOU GUYS ARE REALLY MEAN. ITS JUST A JOKE. A FUNNY ONE AT THAT. WHY DO WE HAVE TO BASH EACH OTHER LIKE THIS? WHY CAN’T WE ALL "JUST GET ALONG?"

From: willywonka on February 15, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: i lioke michael but that joke if halarious....

From: bigmike12 on February 15, 2005 @ 6:02 pm
Comment: Although I think MJ could be innocent you have to look at just how plain odd he acts

From: bigmike12 on February 15, 2005 @ 6:03 pm
Comment: Although I think MJ could be innocent you have to look at just how plain odd he acts

From: Elton on February 18, 2005 @ 10:12 pm
Comment: MJ is guilty.

From: J on March 14, 2005 @ 5:47 pm
Comment: SHAME ON THAT BABY RAPER

From: kaykay on June 7, 2005 @ 7:22 pm
Comment: i dont think michael jackson would have a wife

   
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