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bad mj
Posted by: dicky on November 6, 2004 @ 0:31 am

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two people were watching the news when they saw there was a hurricane headed for MJs house.

one said to the other, "you think that MJ knows about this hurricane shit headed for his big huge house?"

the other replied, "naww, hes too busy fucking little boys. oh, yeah, and wheres our 8 year old boy?"


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From: faecal king on November 9, 2004 @ 7:59 am
Comment: you son of an inbred ferret fucker that is totally appaling shit

From: dan on November 10, 2004 @ 12:33 pm
Comment: u made that up yourself didnt u
that is so shite

From: melissa on November 11, 2004 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: that joke was impressive. *cough*

From: ozzy on November 13, 2004 @ 6:54 pm
Comment: michael jackson is one hot mutha fucka

From: A Large Rock from Io on November 14, 2004 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: musta spent HOURS making that crap up.

advice: spend longer. make it funny.

ALRFI

From: Glass-Shady on November 19, 2004 @ 10:20 am
Comment: Dude, take time to think be4 you write crap.

From: tearless on November 27, 2004 @ 10:26 am
Comment: u lot cant cuss

From: kay on November 29, 2004 @ 10:28 am
Comment: totally agree guys.


you want to put some fuckin effort into it.

From: hector on November 30, 2004 @ 9:35 pm
Comment: you killed it stop trying

From: shawn on December 12, 2004 @ 2:21 am
Comment: do u know your a fuckin loser nice joke LOSER!!!

From: kol on February 22, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
Comment: son, you need help cause shit was not funny

From: forgot on February 23, 2005 @ 8:10 pm
Comment: mj is so good in bed

From: i just remembered on February 23, 2005 @ 8:11 pm
Comment: i no he is

From: torture on March 8, 2005 @ 10:45 am
Comment: How do you know it’s bed time at neverland? cause the big hand touches the little hand.

From: chas and dave on April 10, 2005 @ 5:44 am
Comment: THAT JOKE WAS SHIT DUDE

From: h on July 30, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Comment: that guys fae scotland me ano lol but totally a wee shite joke

   
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