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The car
Posted by: Bo Bo on November 16, 2004 @ 4:57 am

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IN THE FUTURE
a little in the future this guy invents and car that works mainly by ur voice.
if u say play pop Brittany spears will play
if u say lights the lights will turn on
if u say rock 50 cent will play

one day he was choosing a song 2 play and a couple of kids ran in front of his car and caused him 2 swerve
and he did he swore "fucking kids"
Micheal jackson played


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From: rinor on November 18, 2004 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: fucking funny that pedophile (is that how u spell it )

From: Alien on November 18, 2004 @ 7:54 pm
Comment: not bad im not gonna dis u like nolan mj...

From: IM 10 years old on November 19, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: that is offencive

From: fezza the ferret on November 20, 2004 @ 6:26 am
Comment: hey if you 10 years old you are in MJ’s target audience lmfao

From: Mrs Loghumper on November 21, 2004 @ 7:25 am
Comment: I got plastic surgery

From: kay on November 29, 2004 @ 10:21 am
Comment: k.o.

From: lil jon on November 30, 2004 @ 8:17 pm
Comment: yeah thats enough crunk 4 me

From: mikeljaksonluvr on December 3, 2004 @ 11:16 am
Comment: DON’T MAKE FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!

From: superc on December 3, 2004 @ 11:43 am
Comment: lets get mikey before mikey gets you

From: famusclaymus on December 3, 2004 @ 12:11 pm
Comment: ur a genius

From: mikeljacksonhatr on December 4, 2004 @ 10:17 pm
Comment: thats the best one ive heard in a while

From: Jason Harris on December 8, 2004 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: Thats awesome

From: tez on December 9, 2004 @ 2:35 pm
Comment: that`s crap, benn around for ages and it used to be gary glitter, come up with something
original you waster

From: 1989ram on December 11, 2004 @ 4:49 pm
Comment: 50 cent Is Not Fucking rock!!!! Dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Mr Rogers on December 14, 2004 @ 11:35 pm
Comment: 50 cent is my favorite. And he’s a rapper not a rocker. I HATE michael jackson. he stole my audience. now no-one watches my show

From: supa alta ninja on December 20, 2004 @ 2:41 am
Comment: old school

From: lickity on December 27, 2004 @ 12:42 am
Comment: fuck 50 cent, and fuck michael jackson

From: Manson on January 6, 2005 @ 5:01 pm
Comment: thats on old one. but it’s still funny. most jokes about Michael are funny

From: ACE on January 15, 2005 @ 8:39 am
Comment: 50 CENT IS N$$$R BOP NOT ROCK, GET IT RIGHT. A PERSON WHO MIXES THAT UP IS JUST AS BAD AS MICHAEL JACKSON

From: Mock Mock on March 13, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: I think that people who supports michael jackson are as whacked as he is because maybe they do have sick pedophiliac tendencies as well... and let me tell one thing. if the guy would approach one of my child, I would’nt let him see the daylight of tommorrow. I would make him pay for all his sickening sins he did to poor harmless innocent children.that is really wrong and deplorable. Besides, I hope this guy gets his ass raped by a knife as soon as he steps in the shower. same for the rest of the pedophile race.

From: markymark on January 30, 2006 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: wat does 50 cent have to do with rock you fuckin moron!!!!!!

   
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