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Michael Jackson best jokes ever
Posted by: kelly obrien on December 22, 2004 @ 5:58 pm
what does michael jackson and a clock have in common-
they both have hands
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what does michael jackson have in common with a clown-
they both wear makeup and attract little boys
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why did michael jackson go to best buy-
he heard mp3 players were half off
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please post your opinions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| From: |
where's my drugs on January 1, 2005 @ 3:13 am |
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the clown joke is good
the others are retarded shit and totally suck jacksons pansy ass |
| From: |
johnny on January 2, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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these fucking blow |
| From: |
your a douche on January 4, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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i hate you |
| From: |
Kwon aka 2k5 on January 7, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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what the fuck kinda joke is that |
| From: |
mat on January 8, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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these fuckin suck |
| From: |
MJ HATER on January 9, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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THESE WERE SOME LAME ASS JOKES, FUCK OFF |
| From: |
liz on January 10, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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the last 1 i dont get it
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| From: |
in science class on January 11, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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u suck |
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THE PREETY FAT GURL on January 11, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HAS HANDS SO EVERYBODY HAS SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH A CLOCK .(stupid).....THE SECOND WAS PRETTY F***N FUNNY THE THIRD ONE WAS SO FREAKIN DUMB ARE MAYBE IT WAS FUNNY I JUST DIDNT IT GET IT |
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Cobain_lover on January 11, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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not funny, it was stupid like the retarded fuck who posted it |
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Spastic_guy26 on January 17, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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ok these suck, try this one: What does michael jackson and a plastic bag have in common? They are both plastic and dangerous for little kids to play with |
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n/a on January 23, 2005 @ 5:12 am |
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The clown one was hilarious but otherwise get a life! |
| From: |
jarad on January 23, 2005 @ 7:43 am |
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i am a loving christion i never swere so fucking go away bitch!!!!!£$%%^?"£ |
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m.j 4 eva on January 23, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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u r sick battys |
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peyton manning on January 27, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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whats up cobain
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matty lee on January 31, 2005 @ 8:51 am |
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my mother can tell better jokes dan dat u fukin retard |
| From: |
tyler freel on February 7, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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they were funny as hell ha ha ha ha ha ........
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ShortChops on February 12, 2005 @ 5:06 pm |
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Heres anotha’ joke fo’ all yall Jackson Joke lovers.
Q: how do you know when it’s time to go to sleep at Michael Jacksons house?
A: when the big hand touches the little one |
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cynthia on February 19, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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my grand ma can tell beter jokes than that!!!!!!!! |
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james roberts on February 22, 2005 @ 8:47 am |
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Jackos in his hotal room and tells his bodyguard to get a video. His bodyguard says"shall I get Aladin?" Jacko says "Fuck Off, dont you think im in enough shit as it is!" |
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james roberts on February 22, 2005 @ 8:50 am |
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Jackos in his hotal room and tells his bodyguard to get a video. His bodyguard says"shall I get Aladdin?" Jacko says "Fuck Off, dont you think im in enough shit as it is!" |
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Peter crouch on March 1, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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jackson walkes in to a shop and sees peter pan but another person sees a peterfile |
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Michale jackson on March 1, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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i walked in to a bar there were 2 peanuts 1 was asaulted |
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Me on March 13, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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Q:How did Micheal Jackson get food poisioning?
A: He ate a nine year old weiner! |
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Daniela on March 14, 2005 @ 4:42 am |
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i wonder what you call funny, coz that was the lamest joke i have ever heard
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| From: |
Fozz on March 18, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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Don’t quit your day job , those SUCK and so do you. You probobly don’t have a job if your that fucking stupid. |
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jakilla on March 19, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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My Tummy hurts |
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your daddy on March 25, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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this was a waste of my time. only ones worth a damn was annas. fuck this place |
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BLANK on March 29, 2005 @ 9:46 pm |
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what does michale jackson and an X-box have in common? They both get turned on by little boys |
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nessA on July 28, 2005 @ 6:00 pm |
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these jokes r good sometimes u can do better god i hared better from my lil sis and shes 5 |
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Nichole on August 4, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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those are dumb and worthless get help! |
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chatterboxstevo on November 10, 2005 @ 6:24 am |
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wat the fuck was this shit ................ |
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JKLFGKLJGF on November 30, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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THEY ALL SUCK COCK |
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abbie on December 1, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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are you for real????????????????? Surely u can come up with something better than that? |
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Nick on December 2, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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They were ok, but try this one 4 gay guys go to a bar there is only one chair what do they do?They flip it over.
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Nick on December 2, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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They were ok, but try this one 4 gay guys go to a bar there is only one chair what do they do?They flip it over.
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doggy at december 6 on December 6, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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er.................. nah..................... there lame how about this ......what is gayer than this .....nout |
| From: |
better jokes on December 16, 2005 @ 4:58 pm |
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everyone in here needs to learn from their parents mistakes, use birth control |
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yomamafukshermama on December 20, 2005 @ 4:07 pm |
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god, wtf, only the clown was pretty good, the other ones suked balls, and fuked their mamas. Try this one: Whats the differnce between michael jackson and the person who told the jokes? Nothing, they’re both as gay as fuking hell. GET A KUFE U NOOB |
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Doug on December 29, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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Wait the first punch line should be because the little hand is on the big one and the last one shoould be that he went to walmart because he hear little boys underwear was half off |
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pink on January 8, 2006 @ 6:15 am |
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whats the best thing to watch at a micheal jackson concert?
your kids |
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adsafdg on January 13, 2006 @ 8:24 am |
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they r wel shit like ur muma |
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cridict on February 6, 2006 @ 7:57 am |
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these okes fuckin suck
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br on February 6, 2006 @ 7:57 am |
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those are lame |
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louishansen@MSN.CO.U on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am |
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THEY WERE FUCKING SHIT |
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