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chinese food...
Posted by: reese on January 14, 2005 @ 1:59 pm

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What’s Micheal Jackson’s favorite chinese food?
Som young bo’.

How do you know that it is midnight at Micheal Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to Kmart?
All the kids clothes were half off.

What did the mother at the beach say to Micheal Jackson?
Hey get out of my son.




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From: SMA on January 15, 2005 @ 4:07 am
Comment: LOL

From: Usher is fit on January 15, 2005 @ 9:29 am
Comment: Lol funny

From: -=SE3K=- on January 17, 2005 @ 2:27 pm
Comment: its ment to be bed time at jackys house, not mid night, spastic

From: aspehn on January 20, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: u funny

From: reese on January 21, 2005 @ 1:29 pm
Comment: SE3K : I meant what I said! Retart

From: chuck got a problem on January 24, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: yurok 4 a beginner

From: Ray Pissed on January 25, 2005 @ 11:34 am
Comment: Big hand , little hand. You crack me up!

From: PARIS HILTON!!!!! on January 27, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
Comment: HAHAHAHAH




THATS SO HOT!!!!!!!!! SNATCHIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: dimps on January 29, 2005 @ 10:26 am
Comment: shit joke

From: mariya on January 29, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Comment: gr8!!
will u date me???

From: mariya on January 29, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: ....??














































































































plz??

From: the real mariya on January 29, 2005 @ 4:47 pm
Comment: i dint do that?

From: arnie on February 1, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
Comment: se3k it needs to be midnight because of the clocks dum arse!!!!!!!!!!

From: shit on February 2, 2005 @ 4:02 pm
Comment: dont ever do that u little fucken hoe who did thaht big useless squarre u r so fucken stupid i guess ur mom was stupid getting pregnant of u dumb lil hoe


















From: mariya on February 3, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: i didn’t do tha one eithert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: mariya lover on February 4, 2005 @ 7:37 am
Comment: stop picking on her she is a hottie

   
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