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skunk
Posted by: Colton M on January 27, 2005 @ 8:04 pm

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this baby ducks mom got ran over and he went to a skunk and said my mom got ran over and i dont know what i am the skunk said your yellow and quack your a duck well a couple years later the skunk has a baby and the skunk gets ran over and so the baby skunk goes to the duck and says my mom got ran over and i dont know what i am so the duck looks at him and says your black your white your one of michael jacksons kids


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From: migi jim on January 29, 2005 @ 8:06 am
Comment: so what if MJ wants to be friends with little boys. he has worked hard all his life and he
deserves it. nothing wrong with that.

From: michael jackson hate on January 29, 2005 @ 10:23 am
Comment: michael jackson is a sick pedifile who rapes little boys he is a little to friendly dont you think

From: topshelf on January 29, 2005 @ 1:18 pm
Comment: Your attitude is the very kind that allows kids to be in the presence of dangerous people like MJ. Just look at that freak, never mind that if you examine common characteristics of pedofiles and see that MJ exhibits most of them, does he look or act ike he should be trusted?

From: iluvmick on January 29, 2005 @ 5:45 pm
Comment: well, i know michael jackson very well, and hes not a pedifile, hes just bein dissed coz he went white, omg, uze all can kiss my fat bloody ass and i h8 u if u h8 michael jackson,
p.s, im a chick and know 4 a fact that hes good in bed!!!

From: on January 29, 2005 @ 10:23 pm
Comment: go fuck em then bitch

From: JeffreGra7 on January 30, 2005 @ 2:34 am
Comment: The LA County Sherriff’s Dept. has confiscated a "coffeetable" book from Neverland,
that contains nude photos of young boys. This book was in plain view. Who can deny
that there is a problem here?

From: NAMBLA on January 30, 2005 @ 9:33 am
Comment: nude photos of boys does not mean he is a pedophile or has commited rape or any other
sexual misconduct. art for arts sake.

From: Ana Paula on January 30, 2005 @ 10:46 am
Comment: Hi I post some MJ kokes too but mine dont SUCK THAT BAD!!!!
If anyone is looking for a good laugh about MJ check out my jokes!!

From: michael jackson hate on January 30, 2005 @ 11:33 am
Comment: your a bitch

From: Joe Peligrino on February 3, 2005 @ 11:03 am
Comment: Your joke......Horrible! Its supposed to be the skunk is looking for his mother, the duck says to him " Well, your black and white and you stink....you must be puerto rican."

From: Sardukar on February 3, 2005 @ 3:59 pm
Comment: Anyone here for michael Jackson is just as sick and twisted as the bitch/bastrd (I’m afraid we really don’t know his race or gender)

From: Sardukar on February on February 4, 2005 @ 11:52 pm
Comment: He is a black wannabe white niggar!

From: nathan on February 11, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
Comment: you people suck micheal jacksons dick if he has one that little pussy

From: wickid_weevin22@yaho on February 25, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: wickid_weevin22@yahoo.com

Anyone who likes jesus or god can fuk trhemselfs go ahead and e mail me pussys!!!!

Mikal Jackson is cool and i wanna make sure everyone knows it!!!!!
Fuck mother marry@!!!!!!! I am a jewish nazi!!!!!!!!!!! hail fuckin marry u cowards


FUCK JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

From: Hate MJ on April 4, 2005 @ 12:39 am
Comment: Nambla....Having photos of nude boys IS a crime!
It is pornography, and it is a crime to have in your possesion underage pornography.
Geez dude, keep up with the times.
And how did he get that pornography?
Obviously by taking photos of nude boys...if he can look at nude boys,and take photos of them, then of course he can do ANYTHING to them.
Obviously nude boys excite him, so why would he end it at photos?
He is a sick little fuck who needs to go to hell for everything he has done!!

From: not_racist on November 26, 2005 @ 11:41 am
Comment: wickid weevin... what the heck is your problem? Yeah, if your Jewish, you don’t believe in Jesus being a savior, but what the heck? I don’t understand why you had to say that. Why don’t you like them anyway? Geez... You don’t say that EVERYWHERE do you?

   
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