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JACKO IN CHURCH
Posted by: Dr. Hook on February 19, 2005 @ 7:19 pm

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Michael Jackson went to church and put a $100 bill in the collection plate,the Preacher said,"If the kind soul who donated the hundred dollars will stand, I’ll allow him to pick the next HYMN." Michael Jackson stood up and pointing to the altar boy said, "I’ll take HIM!"


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From: scooby on February 22, 2005 @ 2:54 am
Comment: not that funny

From: pansy boy on February 22, 2005 @ 8:58 am
Comment: doesnt do it for me

From: peanut22 on February 22, 2005 @ 9:58 am
Comment: its really not that funny dude

From: jacko on February 23, 2005 @ 6:56 am
Comment: sad joke.......but could be true in real life?

From: paul on February 23, 2005 @ 7:02 am
Comment: crap

From: Michael Jackson on February 23, 2005 @ 6:02 pm
Comment: The little shit was worth every dollar.

From: Bad Ass Billy Gunn on February 23, 2005 @ 7:14 pm
Comment: That was pretty funny. Ya reely gotta imagine michaels voice when yah read it

From: omaro- on February 24, 2005 @ 7:17 pm
Comment: bullshit you killed that joke

From: DR.HOOK on February 28, 2005 @ 10:24 am
Comment: OK, maybe it wasn’t the greatest joke, how about this: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and John Wayne Gacy? Gacy’s been executed for his crime’s.

From: tRaNzOr-Z on February 28, 2005 @ 6:15 pm
Comment: Funny, but you gotta know who John Wayne Gacy was to get the joke, kinda like Wayne Williams...Heres how that could go; Question: Whats the big difference between Michael Jackson and Wayne Wiliams? Answer: The corpses of Jacko’s victims have yet to be exhumed :) now thats funny, now all you lame brains go do a google search on those two dudes.

From: penis on February 28, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
Comment: stupid

From: 66666666666666666666 on March 12, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
Comment: that was funny as heack

From: mofo please on March 25, 2005 @ 3:30 am
Comment: im going with omaro u did kill it

From: Someone on March 27, 2005 @ 6:54 pm
Comment: That is funny

From: ticked off agian on April 5, 2005 @ 7:43 pm
Comment: are you kidding me guys that joke was so funny i forgot to laugh .......................also dont make a joke about church or god or jesus.

   
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