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Kris’s Funniest Michael jokes
Posted by: Kris on February 28, 2005 @ 1:26 am
Whats a perfect 10 for michael
2 five year olds
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson
How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
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Stone Cold on March 1, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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I liked those - a lot. |
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pooper scooper on March 2, 2005 @ 8:25 am |
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fucken idiot those jokes are as old as jackos elephant man bones |
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Michael Jackson on March 2, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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Grow up Kris! I might come visit you tonight? |
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Nolan on March 2, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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Don’t grow up, Kris, and he’ll definately visit you! |
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lacoock on March 3, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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that was funny
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M. Ramirez rocks on March 3, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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Those sucked ass |
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eminem fan on March 5, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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March 5 2005 @ 1:52 PM
Q: why did Micheal jackson go into a daycare with a gun?
:A’ to rob the cradle!
if that aint funny then President bush is a good president!
SEE YOU IN HELL!
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BahamaMamma on March 6, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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I HATE YALL FUCKEN ROCKER U ASSHOLES RAP AND HIOP HOM IS SO BETTA |
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marilyn Manson on March 7, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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hey Feminem fan that joke was shit. When i read your joke i just had to ask these 2 questions? First, are you retarded? and second, Are your parents brother and sister?
and bahamammma, you have got to be over 300 lbs and ugly only good rap is the mother fuckin insane clown posse muthafackuuu!!! |
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lee hahaha man on March 8, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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BahamaMamma rock is real music as rap is the worst noise ever listen to english rock and roll befor you say that rock is crap |
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Blaine McDaniels on March 8, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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I thought they were pretty funny kris. Are you Kris Robert, if you are then call 513-652-7705 |
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dan,scott,josh on March 9, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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ur jokes are alrite but i dont get the 12 and 35 1???????????? |
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marilyn manson 2 on March 10, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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ur joke did suck ass feminem... FUCK U |
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bell on March 11, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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i could fuck
your ass soooooooooo hard for that
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The Fonz. on March 12, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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Pres. Bush rules, Jacko blows, and so do hoes. Heyyyyyyy! |
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D'Marques Allen on March 13, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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What does an XBOX and Micheal Jackson have in common?
They both get turned on by little boys ha ha. |
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jesus on March 13, 2005 @ 10:27 pm |
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i hate you |
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j on March 14, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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that joke is cool dont believe those mother fuckers |
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Michael Jackson on March 19, 2005 @ 9:06 am |
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If you dont stop writing in stupid jokes i will visit your children!!!! |
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AJ on March 19, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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David and Victoria Beckham have come out in support of Michael Jackson and have offered him a short break on their boat to get over the stress.Michael thanked them and said he would love to cum on the little Cruz. |
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me on March 19, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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those jokes are so old i think my grandma could made them up |
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Michael Jackson on March 24, 2005 @ 9:17 am |
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All you little kids please call me at (281)689-5259 |
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Jim Hamilton on March 26, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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Fair. Hope they throw the book at him. Inmates will love him-hope he has lots of vaseline! |
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binladen on March 27, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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fu all americans |
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vikki on April 6, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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its all lies u morons.so just grow up its all 4 the money micheal aint dun nothin.i aint a fan but i believe in u micheal |
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HATE Michael Jackson on April 6, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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Vikki if you believe in him so much at least spell his name right! Its MICHAEL, not MICHEAL. If it was all for the money they would have settled out of court you fucking silly girl. They have the proof!! You are just an ignorant little bitch who dont wanna believe it cause your probably a hippy who believes everything in the world is good |
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Romel on April 15, 2005 @ 10:00 am |
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Tell me what u think
Here is a real joke:
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
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anthony on April 30, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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that was some funny S@$T |
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DANNY on June 21, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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HEY I LIKE THAT MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE WHEN IS IT TIME TO GO TO BED AT MICHAEL JACKSONS HOUSE??? WHEN THE BIG HAND GETS ON THE LITTLE HAND> |
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micheal jackson on June 22, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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i dont think them jokes were funny at all kris. and you never know i cud becoming to visit your kids or even you one night. |
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kate on September 22, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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that was some funny shit right there dogg.any body who likes michael jackson is fucking queer. |
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kate on September 22, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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michael jackson is plastic we all know that. here is a joke for yall
i just bought a new car stero... When you shout out "soul" it plays soul music. when you shout out "rock" it plays rock music. some kids ran in front of my car, and i shouted "fucking kids!" and it played micheal jackson. |
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majin naruto on December 16, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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what does mj and a xbox have in common?
A:they turn on little boys |
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stannley charles on December 18, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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wat da the fuck dis shit is all about |
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stannley charles on December 18, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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wat da the fuck dis shit is all about |
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ur mom on February 6, 2006 @ 7:57 am |
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i think vikki is a little bitch. u think mj is innocent? I hope he visits ur children |
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