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Michael & his brothers
Posted by: Stone Cold on March 1, 2005 @ 9:39 am

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Michael, Jermaine & Tito Jackson were on a charter plane flying a bunch of children cross country to Disney World. Suddenly the pilot came in and said they’d lost all power to the engines and the plane was going to crash.

Jermaine said: "We have to save the children."

Tito said: "Ah, fuck the children."

Michael said, "Do you think we have time?"


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From: Evan on March 2, 2005 @ 7:08 pm
Comment: that was funny

From: Jermaine on March 2, 2005 @ 10:09 pm
Comment: Dat’s my Brodda! Always lookin’ fer a good young poke.

From: mr tight buns on March 3, 2005 @ 8:41 am
Comment: Michael J is only doing what catholic priests have been doing for years

From: lacoock on March 3, 2005 @ 11:41 am
Comment: that was funny but if he does it ,it might kill the kids cause of he ugly face

From: M. Ramirez rocks on March 3, 2005 @ 5:22 pm
Comment: that joke was good

From: wiggers unite on March 3, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
Comment: i hate wiggers.....that joke was bad ass man! i bet you he pees in their butts too!

From: Steve on March 4, 2005 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: This joke has been used too much and it is getting a bit old. Michael Jackson definitely lives to his nickname Wacko Jacko. God Michael ’Wacko Jacko’ Jackson your a disgrace to your people, your family, relatives, friends (if any over the age of late teens) and all his fans. You sick piece of plastic crap!

From: lee hahaha man on March 8, 2005 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: mj is sick and that is that so i think he would really say the things in the joke so that makes it not as funny but its was ok

From: Blaine on March 8, 2005 @ 7:21 pm
Comment: Hilarious

From: sam on March 10, 2005 @ 10:43 am
Comment: that joke is fat as f**k i will tell everyone

From: yz125kixass on March 10, 2005 @ 9:55 pm
Comment: Thats Pretty Damn Funny

From: dick sucker on March 11, 2005 @ 2:03 pm
Comment: thats the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up but funny joke i ever heard

From: The Fonz. on March 12, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
Comment: Heyyyyyy! that was funny ha ha ha.

From: Danny on March 14, 2005 @ 4:51 am
Comment: I HAVENT HEARD A MORE FUNNIER JOKE THAN THAT EXCEPT FOR THIS OTHER ONE , BUT THAT WAS GOOD

From: t45643 on March 15, 2005 @ 12:07 am
Comment: THATS HOT

From: yarddog on March 15, 2005 @ 1:48 am
Comment: best mj joke i’ve heard in a while

From: MICHAEL JACKSON on May 25, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: YOU’RE ALL SO HURTFUL! I LOVE LITTLE CHILDREN LIKE MY OWN, NOT LIKE MY LOVERS.

   
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