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plug it in
Posted by: Amanda on March 4, 2005 @ 11:24 am
what is michael jacksons favorite commercial?
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Big Worm on March 5, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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Are you retarted? |
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Stephen on March 5, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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if youe IQ is that high then you surly can come up with something better then that dumb ass Fuck Seattle BITCH ya i said it New York , New York !! |
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what on March 5, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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dumb joke stupid wigger |
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mark on March 5, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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whatever wigger you aint nothin bitch |
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hey on March 5, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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Thats probly the lamiest mj joke i have heard pretty stupid for someone with an iq of 165
165 my ass you wannabe marshal would have a laugh at you punk |
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Father Eldron on March 5, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
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Michael is innocent, leave him alone. I want you all to reflect on how you are damaging the credibility of this upstanding member of our society. He helps kid, he doesn’t molest them! Thanks for all looking inwards on this one |
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miller of lights on March 5, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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that eminem fan kid sounds like a wigger
good joke though |
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pooper scooper on March 6, 2005 @ 5:50 am |
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Father Eldron relax man there is plenty of little boy ass for everyone |
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gangsta gurl#1 on March 6, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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yo the eminem fan i loe eminem too so im cool with u but wack ass joke wigga
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steamen semen#1 on March 6, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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boo |
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Tim on March 6, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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I’m sorry. I was almost ready to get out of bed until your joke put me to sleep |
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Stone Cold on March 7, 2005 @ 10:20 am |
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LOL Father Eldron - that’s the best joke yet |
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sonny on March 7, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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hey eminem go eat shit and die seattle sucks big dick just like you ! |
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YIREH on March 7, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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MICHEAL JACKSON IS SO PLASTIC THAT HIS BALLS ARE MADE FROM NEVERLAND |
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Blaine on March 8, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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That Father Eldron person is pretty sick, or is it Michael Jackson acting like another person
TO: Father Eldron
YOUR SICK YOU LITTLE PERVERT |
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shitbreak on March 8, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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march 8 2005 @ 5:15 PM
I once took advantage of a baby chicken. I could’nt help it he was so furry and yellow! |
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Eminem fan on March 8, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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march 8 2005 @ 5:36 |
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Eminem fan on March 8, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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march 8 2005 @ 5:36
i’ve heard better |
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YIREH on March 8, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
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CHICKEN WINGS ARE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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YIREH on March 8, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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DONT BE HATING CHICKEN WINGS THEY GOOD |
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pooper scooper on March 9, 2005 @ 10:23 am |
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chickens are great cos they only have one hole so you dont get confused |
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YZ125kixass on March 10, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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Hey Eminem Fan, I don’t know what the special ED program in Seattle is teaching you but there is supposed to be a "g" at the end of the following words; fuckin, cusssin, stickin, dealin , hittin, and what the fuck is a "lety". " I doubt you can have sex without stickin yo dick in the freezer first to harden it up" If you stick your dick in the freezer your balls will get cold and contract, therefore you won’t be able to have sex. It’s a good thing your parrents, or who or whatever the fuck lets you live with them won the lottery, so they can send you off to retard school. P.S seattle are ass ugly and they all have Chlamydia. |
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MJ on March 11, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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Heeee Heeeee, Shamon Motherfucker! OOOOOOOOOWWWW! |
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Eminems Mum on March 11, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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ARE YOU FORM THIS FUCKING PLANET YOU SHIT STABBER? YOU MUSTA BEEN SUCKING SOME SMALL BOYS KNOB YOU PRICK!!!!!!! |
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Tyra on March 11, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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I thought that that joke was so stupid and rude and disrespectful but again the person that wrote this joke have no sense at all. |
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eminem fan on March 11, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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march 11 2005 @ 4:40 PM
Hey carvito! how do you get four mexicans into a car? you throw a coupon in and lock it! you wanna talk poor motherfucker?! man shit I got more money than any of you fucking bitches will ever make in a lifetime and your the one sitting at home in a broke ass country aand yo fucking stupid cause you only have to go to school till the sixth grade but your too goddamn stupid for a shitty school in Mexico! and fuck you yz126 kix ass or whatever the fuck your name is don’t you fuckin tell me how to write and you don’t know aabout my dick and balls but I’m sure you could be blindfolded aand suck a dick and and still know what size it is! by the way you copied my insult you fucking stupid excuse for a human being! and at least us people in Seattle aint got the Herpies and HIV and crabs! |
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j on March 14, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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I get it but it is very lame
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my mame on March 18, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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mom |
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my mame on March 18, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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mom |
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Carvito on March 24, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Eminem fan, move out of your mommy’s house and get a job and quit talking shit b/c you can’t do anything. Another thing, I’m black not hispanic dumbass |
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camille from france on March 28, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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VIVA bill clinton |
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camille from france on March 28, 2005 @ 11:46 am |
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VIVA bill clinton |
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hi on April 1, 2005 @ 9:53 am |
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hi |
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Shaun on April 18, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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looks like Eminem’s groupie has too much time on their hands. or in their hands if you catch my drift. |
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Eminem Fan on April 24, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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April 4 2005@ 1:43PM
Shut the fuck up Carvito! I bet you are an MJ victim because u have no will power! CARVITO ND SHAUN BUTT BUDDIES FOREVER! by the way Carvito,
Q:What do u get when a women fucks MJ,KobeOJ A bear a zebra,a walrus and Scott peterson?
A: Carvito!
Q:How long does it take 4 carvito’s mom to take a shit?
A:Nine monthes
Q:How does Carvito’s mom get pregnant with him?
A:Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest.
Q: What is Carvitos favorite game to play with MJ?
A:Poker
Q:How do u know Carvito was in your backyard?
A:Your trash can’s empt y and ur dogs pregnant!
I AM IN COLLEGE U FUCKING FLIPPER KID! |
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Bumpy Johnson #1fan on April 30, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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Hey Carvito i’m black 2 from hatrlem! leave the kid alone! |
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MJ on May 7, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Crotch Grab)
I Gonna get my ass streched in jail OHHHHHH OHHHHHH!
By Eminem Fan’s Daddy!
Shamon motherfuker!
HEEEE! HEEEEEE! |
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Eminem Fan on May 9, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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yo have the time of yo life ,tossing my dad’s salad. I hate him anyway so go ahead. as long as when he gets out I get to beat the shit outta him. |
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MJ on May 13, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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OHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Then I’m gonna be the bitch of Eminem’s Crack smoking Hermaphrodite Mom!
Se gonna strech my bleached Skinny liile ass wide, just lie se does to her little boy!
HEEEEEEEEE! HEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Shamon Eminem Bitch!!!!!! |
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hater (THE hater) on May 14, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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you know what? your fucked up! becuase jellj rolls can whoop ur skinny ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Carvito on May 23, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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I want you so bad Eminem Fan! I squirted up on your name! |
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gdbfbsgbfdfthsfdhfgh on May 27, 2005 @ 4:16 am |
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fgbgfbsbdwsdfvajrhfvbhufyvbfewvbshdfhfdgbjahfdsiugdhgiubhfdvbfdbhgfkdsfjdsf435465456456456fvbfdg. |
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sucker on December 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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micheal jackson is a freek ! |
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sucker on December 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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micheal jackson is a freek ! |
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