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MJ AND HIS ’’DATE’’
Posted by: lauren on March 7, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
MJ returned home with his ’date’! she asked him for a drink so he got her one.then she asked him:’’are you a pedophile michael,because if u are my mum said she wants me back home’’
’’thats a big word for a 6 year old’’ MJ said!!!!!!
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have a good day :-) |
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your mums man on March 8, 2005 @ 4:57 am |
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you twat |
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Michael Jackson on March 8, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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6 year old! Did someone say a 6 year old was here? |
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Stone Cold on March 8, 2005 @ 9:12 am |
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Only problem with that joke is - I don’t think MIchael’s 6-year-old date would have been a SHE. Other than that, not a bad joke. |
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pretty shitty on March 8, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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pretty shitty |
| From: |
lee hahaha man on March 8, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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needs more |
| From: |
Blaine on March 8, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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I am saying it was good just because no one else did |
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???????????????????? on March 9, 2005 @ 4:11 am |
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OMG!! that was SHIT. anyway if jacko had a 6yr old ’date’ i dont fink it wud be a gal, do you? loser! |
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june on March 9, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
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this joke was awsome
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MJ love on March 10, 2005 @ 7:54 am |
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michael is so cool I would love to have his baby |
| From: |
what on March 10, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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crap joke |
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kelly on March 10, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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that was a fucked up joke and u should get a life hoevr wrote that |
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janet jakson(INDIA) on March 11, 2005 @ 8:40 am |
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OH BROTHER ! HOW DID THE WORLD COME TO KNOW IT WAS ME.? |
| From: |
WOW on March 12, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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WOW
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this was shit on March 13, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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this was fuckn bull shit |
| From: |
NYY#1 on March 13, 2005 @ 5:17 pm |
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6 year old GIRL?? |
| From: |
gaby on March 13, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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was the date a girl or a boy? |
| From: |
Danny on March 14, 2005 @ 4:45 am |
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I agree with Stone cold, that was pretty funny to me, and with those other rude comments, i dont think you could make up a better one so i would keep your dumbass mouths shut
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justy on March 14, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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what a load of cobblers! |
| From: |
lauran on March 14, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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shite joke u stupid caaaaannnntttttt |
| From: |
ANGEL on March 14, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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AND DAT SUCKED DATZ ALL I AM GOING TO SAY SO CRY YOUR SELF A RIVER AIGHT......... |
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mj on March 22, 2005 @ 3:20 am |
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it is true i said that to the little girl and then i rooted her brains out then put maple syrup on my penis and she gave me head oh it was good for a six year old |
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omgwtf on May 23, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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Funny as hell dawg! |
| From: |
nick on June 4, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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motha fucka i love these jokes |
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nick on June 4, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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motha fucka i love these jokes |
| From: |
tjhg on June 7, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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trj |
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wiggy wiggy bee-utch on June 16, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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this is my fave mj joke "wot duz michael jackson fink of wen he sees little boiz dressed n mcdonalds outfits - a happy meal" lol found that yesterday ShAmOnE WiGgY WiGgY!!! |
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wiggy wiggy bee-utch on June 16, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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this my last message lol fot id make up a song "there once wos a man called MJ, who looks like a monkey half elf, and wen he saw the little boiz, had an urge 2 play wiv himself, off wiv his trousers and off wiv his pants, hed tell them "CoMe oN BoIz iTs tHe mIcHaEl jAcKsOn DaNcE!" lol cnt believe i jus wrote that kinda sux
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bazza on September 4, 2005 @ 6:08 pm |
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that joke was crap !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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