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michael and the pope
Posted by: bryan coughlan on March 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am

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The pope was watching the reconstruction of Michael Jacksons trial on telly and saw all the boys coming up to testify against michael! pope says: "If he shags anymore little boys, i will have to make him a priest!!!"


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From: victoria gibson on March 16, 2005 @ 10:01 am
Comment: will if you say so i like jakson for who he is ok so kiss jakson and my ass

From: dick sucker on March 17, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
Comment: VICKY FUCK OFF THE INTERNET

From: bob on March 17, 2005 @ 4:40 pm
Comment: i hate micheal jacson

From: i fuck your granny on March 19, 2005 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: ur mom goes to college.

From: c.J Norman on March 20, 2005 @ 3:39 pm
Comment: M.J.said ’’i like kids because they think of me as a real person’’ YOU KNOW WOT M.J. I’M ALERJIC TO BULL-SHIT AND SO IS THE REST OF THE GOD DAM WORLD ,
WE ALL KNOW YOU CANT GET A DATE,SO YOU RAPE AND FUCK LITTEL KIDS YOU ARE A WHITE ASS MOTHER-FUCKER THAT WE DON’T WANT!!!! SO STICK THAT IN YOUR DICK AND SUCK IT!!

From: c.J Norman on March 20, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: M.J.said ’’i like kids because they think of me as a real person’’ YOU KNOW WOT M.J. I’M ALERJIC TO BULL-SHIT AND SO IS THE REST OF THE GOD DAM WORLD ,
WE ALL KNOW YOU CANT GET A DATE,SO YOU RAPE AND FUCK LITTEL KIDS YOU ARE A WHITE ASS MOTHER-FUCKER THAT WE DON’T WANT!!!! SO STICK THAT IN YOUR DICK AND SUCK IT!!

From: The Reaper on March 20, 2005 @ 4:51 pm
Comment: CJ,
That’ll be what, not wot
allergic not alerjic
bullshit, not bull-shit
damn, not dam
can’t, not cant
little, not littel
If you’re going to be righteously indignant, at least be grammatically correct.

From: c.J. on March 20, 2005 @ 5:10 pm
Comment: F.Y.I. MY NAME HAS A SMALL C AND BIG J

From: bob on March 21, 2005 @ 6:28 am
Comment: he is a person

From: lacey on March 31, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
Comment: well i think that was funny slgkj

From: DRUG SQUAD on April 2, 2005 @ 9:55 pm
Comment: THATS WELL DISRESPECTFUL U MAKE ME SICK UR TAKING THE PISS OUT OF MILLIONS OF CATHOLICS AND FOR YOUR INFO UR ALSO DISRESPECTING THE DEAD U FUCKIN TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: crazy on April 3, 2005 @ 7:29 am
Comment: but quite true though me thinks

From: crazy on April 3, 2005 @ 7:29 am
Comment: but quite true though me thinks

From: 9000 years old on April 3, 2005 @ 9:11 am
Comment: fuck u all michael haters. Michael Jackson is the King of Pop and he’s 100% innocent!!! He’s even purer than the Pope himself!! It’s more likely that the Pope is a child fucker than Michael himself is. Long live the King of Pop !!!! And fuck the Pope and fuck you all...

From: Hate Michael Jackson on April 6, 2005 @ 7:51 pm
Comment: to 9000 years old....these are michael jackson jokes,if you dont like them, dont read them you fuckin idiot! He is a child molester anyway. King of pop? More like King of Popping Cherries. STOP FUCKING LITTLE INNOCENT KIDS MICHAEL JACKSON!! YOU ARE A DIRTY FUCKING APE AND YOU NEED TO DIE!!!!

From: Smurf on April 21, 2005 @ 4:08 pm
Comment: to 9000 years old. dont fuck with the pope. he ia a rightous man. so just fuck off u
little dicksucker.look at it bitch.

From: REL on May 11, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: u all need to get a life micheal jackson likes to have slumber partys wit little boyz.FUCKED UP! no wonder they call it never never land little boyz never come back the same agian.They all waddle like ducks.He is a cherry popper.

From: Oldham.Girl on July 31, 2005 @ 6:25 am
Comment: Jackson used to be good at dancing until he fucked his face and career up. next minute hes fuckin little kids, SO JACKSON, IF U EVA READ THIS, GO GROW UP U FUCKING CHERRY POPPER AND STOP WANKIN LITTLE KIDS. IS THAT WHY U WANKED LITTLE KIDS COZ U CANT GET A FUCKIN LOVE LIFE?
AND ALL U MICHAEL JACKSON LOVERS NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE TOO, DIDNT U SEE HIM ANGIN HIS KID OVER THE BALCONY. HES A FUCKIN TOSSER AND NEEDS TO DIE IN FUCKIN HELL!

From: Jay on August 6, 2005 @ 4:57 am
Comment: Who the fuck hates Michael Jackson, u cunts? ... Tell me i’ll fuckin pop ure head off and shit down ure skanky neck!!!!
fuck all u haters
Michael Jackson rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   
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