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a few one liners
Posted by: maz on March 20, 2005 @ 10:49 am
Q: Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A: He heard that boy’s pants were 1/2 off.
Q: What is the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A: One is white, made of plastic and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
Q: How do you know when it’s bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is often found in children’s underwear?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Q: What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
A: Hanson.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re about fifteen.
Q: Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A: Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A: I’ll swap you a ten for two fives.
Q: What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect ’10’?
A: Two 5-year-olds.
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and a video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video.
Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.
FBI have raided Michael Jackson’s house:
They found class A drugs in his kitchen,
class B drugs in his living room
and class 5C in his bedroom. |
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Stone Cold on March 23, 2005 @ 9:45 am |
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Most of those were pretty good. The acne one was awesome. |
| From: |
drew on March 29, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
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that was shit |
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Drag Queen on April 1, 2005 @ 12:21 am |
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Mostly very funny. The "Aladdin" one was a bit lame. The rest, especially the acne one, were very funny. |
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sfbg on April 1, 2005 @ 12:39 am |
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most of them wer pretty good, i didnt get the aladin one but sounded like it may have been pretty stupid, acne joke was very funny |
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rotherham utd on April 3, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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some off them i was on my back laughing with
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| From: |
corncob on April 4, 2005 @ 5:02 am |
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hi mum |
| From: |
mike on April 6, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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was pretty good jokes |
| From: |
U ROCK! on April 6, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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Maz...your jokes were fucking awesome!
The aladdin one was so funny too! |
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NoVaCaNe on April 20, 2005 @ 11:13 pm |
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Have you heard about the new micheal jackson beany baby? ...when your kid goes to sleep with it, he wakes up with a sore butthole...;-) |
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lolz on June 6, 2005 @ 11:09 pm |
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Only the first few were good the others sorta sucked... |
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jessica on October 3, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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you suck mikeale jackson i hate your freakin guts
go to hell
bye
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| From: |
ssshimspeaking on October 9, 2005 @ 9:16 am |
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Most jokes were lame. Didn’t say some of my favourite ones...
How do know when Micheal Jackson has a hot date...
theres a tricycle in his driveway!!! |
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