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Michigan Sucks
Posted by: Andrew on November 13, 2004 @ 1:29 am
| Why do all the trees in Ohio lean towards Michigan? Michigan Sucks! |
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BUCKS RULE ! on November 24, 2004 @ 2:17 pm |
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THATS RIGHT
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michigander on November 24, 2004 @ 7:12 pm |
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heck yeah we do! |
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ohioan on November 29, 2004 @ 9:13 pm |
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my sister is so dang purty. |
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SCREW BLUE on December 2, 2004 @ 8:16 pm |
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HELL MICHIGAN IS FULL OF SHIT WHY DO YOU THINK CAN-I-DUH SHIPS ALL THERE GARBAGE THERE YEP MICHIGAN THE LAND FILL CAPITAL |
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shit head on December 19, 2004 @ 1:49 pm |
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mighan
SUCKS |
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Sean on December 30, 2004 @ 1:23 am |
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Michigan is the worst state ever, it alone should be used for nuclear bomb testing and the people from michigan have IQ’s lower then retarded monkeys. |
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hey sean on January 6, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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you forgot to mention that their football teams sucks. |
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blue liks nuts on January 7, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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whats the best part of living in michigan?
YOUR SO CLOSE TO OHIO |
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so close on January 8, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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whats the best thing about living in michigan. its so close to their favorite vacation destination, toledo. mommy if i’m good can you take us to see the rockets play. |
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bucks rule on January 10, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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mich sucks |
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fukmichigan on January 10, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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ann arbor is a whore |
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fukmichigan on January 10, 2005 @ 12:33 pm |
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mike hart is a little new york pussy
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to fukmichigan on January 10, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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you forgot to mention that charley woodson is a crackhead. |
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ohios finest on January 10, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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^ Read the last four comments made. These were all in depth analysis by ohio’s finest thinkers. They will be touring high schools across ohio and pre-schools across the rest of the nation to spread these words of wisdom, I mean retarded pieces of a thought. |
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question bonus on January 11, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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a smaller town that likes to lose rose bowl and most recently lost on last play of game? what is annarbor-blue -------alex trebec |
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to daily double on January 11, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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finally , i like that , should of thought of that myself. good job alex , used to play the daily doubles at the derby lane dog track in st pete.-heres a simple football double. mich losing to thee ohiostate university and texas on last play of game in rosebowl. have a nice evening crackhead. |
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to daily double on January 12, 2005 @ 12:01 am |
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sorry i forgot youguys don’t like to be called crackheads. so have a nice evening dipshit. |
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bootyhop on January 15, 2005 @ 11:10 am |
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annual booty hop next friday at gemimas chicken and chittlens bar and grill. all invited, guest appearance by the u of mich marching crackhead band. welcome bo back from being kidnapped. two for one eggrolls from chuck the chinaman. |
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highschool game on January 15, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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were all going to see the kalamazoo high tigers play ball tonight. i sure hope they win. it would be a nice way to end the week. i hope theres no fighting or swearing love abner kalamazoo |
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we won on January 15, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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the kalamazoo high tigers won tonight 58 to18. what a fantastic competition. raymond and i had agreat time to he started calling people in ohio bad names. his father made him sit out in the car and he didn’t get to see the 2nd half. he missed such a wonderful display of sportsmanship. i’m so proud to be from michigan. love abner from kalamazoo |
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to fuck ohio on January 16, 2005 @ 12:02 am |
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you need to have your filthy mouth washed out with soap. there will be absolutely no free eggrolls for you. chuck the chinaman |
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scared blue loyd on January 16, 2005 @ 6:13 am |
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do you feel lucky, well ,do ya punk-clint from flint. |
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michigan sucks on January 20, 2005 @ 9:01 am |
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mich sucks and that is the phrase of the day. |
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be positive on January 30, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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i,m from ohio and i know the buckeyes have a much better overall athletic program then michigan but i don’t think its right to always be so critical of them. they try very hard and usually put up a good game. i think the ohio fans should give michigan some moral support and try to understand that losing hurts. lets try to start the new year out on a positive note and be more kind to our wonderful neighbors from the north. bill and norma from akron. |
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to bill and norma on January 31, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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stay in akron and keep your traps shut. michigan sucks man and don’t forget it. you are just trying to be nice because the akron zips team sucks so bad. you need to cheer for the michigan team and quit trying to analize things. go buckeyes beat the michigan shitheads. |
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bigboobsx38D on February 15, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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MICHIGAN ROCKS SO ^ UR ALLS |
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IOWA on March 7, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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MICHIGAN ROCKS MY BALLS. |
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jbizzle on March 9, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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how do you get to ann arbor...go north til you smell shit, west til you step in it |
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yomomma on March 13, 2005 @ 9:15 pm |
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MICHIGAN is a RED neck state
with a bunch of punk ass mother fuckin
ug head mother f-ers on the side
BIIITCH!!! |
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michiganrocks on March 16, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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your all just a bunnch of little bitchs
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Michigan & Ohio Suck on March 26, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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WEST SIDE MOTHER FUCKERS.............. |
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barrel state on March 30, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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yes, Michigan suck. The pot holes are out of controll. Oh, I forgot we have Carlo’s doing our streets. Shitty state. |
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Dumnhunky on April 1, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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Fuck all ya’ll truck driving punk ass red neck perker woods
in Michigan!!
BITCH! |
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go bucks on April 2, 2005 @ 2:02 pm |
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Scarlet and grey all the way, maze and blue screw you |
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go bucks on April 2, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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it is _:_ o’clock and michigan still sucks!
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go bucks on April 2, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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it is _:_ o’clock and michigan still sucks!
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dr. gonzo on April 7, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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buckeye nation a.k.a GLAAD |
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SomeGuy on April 8, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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I want my 10min back. |
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fukmichigan on April 8, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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Hey I just got done fucking my mom.... |
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ohios finest on April 8, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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I hate Ohio |
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tyler and sherm on April 15, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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we have heard lately that drivers ed was stoped in mich........do to the fact there mule died.
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dr. gonzo on April 17, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
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we have heard lately that columbus’ annual "spring horseshit fling" was cancelled... Due to rainy conditions (poor shit toss weather) too bad maybe next year.
re: tyler and sherm
most people don’t need help posting but you guys are a clever duo, keep it up and FUCK OSU. |
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West Coast on April 18, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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Fuck all ya’ll BLANCOS!
West Coast Body Count Mother FUCKERS |
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AND on April 20, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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MICHIGAN IS THE BEST STATE DIPSHITS.
THE LAKES KICK YOUR OWN ASS |
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(:P on April 21, 2005 @ 9:51 am |
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Michigan sucks like their auto manufactures! |
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Michigan Hottie. on May 1, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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Okay, i would just like to say that me&my family were driving threw ohio to get to cedar point, and holy shit it was the most hick ass state ever. it smelt like fucking shit the whole way threw. and the only thing we saw was a titty bar.
yes, ohio must be better.
um no. we could all beat ohios hick ass. yuck. even the name is disgusting. |
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Moe on May 9, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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hey we may be then number state for trash, but we arent trailer trash, which i number one landmark for o HI Hos state!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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kyle on May 25, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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MICHIGAN SUCKS
GOOOOOOOOOO STATE GOOOOOOOOOO
MSU MSU MSU
GO GREEN GO WHITE |
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re: kyle on May 30, 2005 @ 1:19 am |
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Do you even still have a football team? |
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SlIpKnOt_*********** on June 2, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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:P auto manufactures sucks eH! let me guess you drive a moped!! or a fucking gook car? or maybe a bike with training wheels!! GO BIG WHEELS!!! smuck!!! if you driving a ford or a chevy then you riding in a car that prolly is from michigan so why cry? but again you aint got that kind of dough to buy a american made!! so let daddy push you down the side walk on your big wheel bitch!!! |
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kyles lover sexybone on June 2, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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kyle i got your football team!! my balls and your mouth=fieldgoal open wide cuz im bout to blast a load down your throat for a xtra point bitchboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! looks like that xtra point gave us the game.. :) |
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kyle on June 8, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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oh hells yes ill love to suck on some balls im a big fan of the ball games |
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michigan rox on June 10, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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MICHIGANS DA BOMB U PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTH JUST SMELL LIKE ONE
~*MICHIGAN ROCKS*~ |
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michigan rox on June 10, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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MICHIGANS DA BOMB U PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTH JUST SMELL LIKE ONE
~*MICHIGAN ROCKS*~ |
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Kyle Westrick on June 11, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
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LLoyd Carr is the most unrespectable piece of shit to ever walk the earth. TED GINN HEISMAN!! |
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r u serious? on June 17, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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First of all, your football team is named after a nut....sweet.
Unrespectable, oh for real? i didnt kno. last time i checked tressel was the biggest cheating peice of shit in the country, Maurice Clarret. Dont hate a program that has class. Tressel looks like a fucking queer old man with that cute little sweater vest. Ann arbor is a whore? ahh clever.. Thats just so funny, (cough). Ohio state is such a joke,. Uglyest colors, uglyiest jersys. Ugliest stadium,(such a shit box). YOUR NAMED AFTER A NUT! FUCKING LOSERS.
Good luck getting a job graduating from that hell hole. GO BLUE! HENNE AND HEART OWNS YOU BITCHES! HAAAAAAA |
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West Coast on June 23, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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Vermilion Suck BIG MICHIGAN BLANCO BALLS.
La hoy de mellio de blanco...
West coast Mother fuckers.... |
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EAST COAST on June 25, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BLUE!!!!! |
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westvirginian4ohiost on June 30, 2005 @ 10:37 am |
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What do michigan and west virginia have in common. 2 things. #1 They Both SUCK and #2 They both have the same colors. That NASTY Blue and Yellow. |
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bucksfanforlife on June 30, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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the shoe is the best freakin standium in all of football no one can beat us there
I don’t care who you are -- you don’t go into the Horseshoe and win when Ohio State is good, especially not at night. Texas could conceivably turn around and win all the rest of its games -- yes, including Oklahoma -- but it’s not going to beat the Buckeyes under the lights in Columbus, and neither would any other team.
-Sports Illustrated
see even sportsillustrated thinks so.
no one beats us in columbus in front of 100,000 buckeyes fans. so all u michigan fans just sit back nd watch us go all the with a heisman winner in #7 teddy ginn jr.
muck fichigan |
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bucksfanforlife on June 30, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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the shoe is the best freakin standium in all of football no one can beat us there
I don’t care who you are -- you don’t go into the Horseshoe and win when Ohio State is good, especially not at night. Texas could conceivably turn around and win all the rest of its games -- yes, including Oklahoma -- but it’s not going to beat the Buckeyes under the lights in Columbus, and neither would any other team.
-Sports Illustrated
see even sportsillustrated thinks so.
no one beats us in columbus in front of 100,000 buckeyes fans. so all u michigan fans just sit back nd watch us go all the with a heisman winner in #7 teddy ginn jr.
muck fichigan |
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