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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



change the bulb
Posted by: Marines Property on April 16, 2005 @ 6:58 pm

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How many Soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4 --- 1 to change the light bulb while 3 give orders on how.
How many Seamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
41 --- 1 to change the light bulb while 40 watch him do it.
How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?
4001 --- 1 to hold the light bulb while 4000 turn the building.
How many Airmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
1----- he calls an electrician...


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From: hd2893 on May 19, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: y du all you idiots go around dising different branches of the military when we are all one country, which is the best country in the world if I might add, so if you people are not america haters, shut up and learn a little some of our history and something called national unity, and while ure at it, tell a guy in the military that joke and hell flatten you, maybe that will knock some sense into your american hating head

From: fucker on June 12, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
Comment: lol not all military people hate those jokes im in the navy and these jokes are great

   
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