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Posted by: raggedrabbit on July 5, 2004 @ 1:19 pm
An Army Sergeant and a Marine Sergeant were training together at Little Creek Naval Amphibious Base. The Army Sergeant suddenly gets the urge and makes a run for the latrine. THe Marine Sergeant then feels he had a little to much to drink also and follows the Army Sergeant into the latrine. The Army Sergeant quickly finishes up and walks straight outside. The Marine Sergeant sees this and gets pissed off. He quickly washes his hands and races out to find the Army Sergeant. "Hey," he says,"in the Marines, the teach us to wash our hands after we go to the head."
The Army Sergeant looks at him and replies,"In the army, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
My
Ass
Rides
In
Naval
Equipment
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Never
Existed
Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself
Aint
Ready for
Marines
Yet
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
| Comment: |
I’m here when you are |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:12 am |
| Comment: |
right here |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:13 am |
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at least this way i won’t have to listen to the bullshit |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:14 am |
| Comment: |
Exactly so whats up girl? |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:14 am |
| Comment: |
not alot, read all ur poems last night
they’re the shit |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:16 am |
| Comment: |
right now i’m sitting here listening to Korn, issues |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:17 am |
| Comment: |
it’s cool, like i said b4, the only one that can tell me to leave is u.
so, did u really like my pic? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:17 am |
| Comment: |
KoRn kicks ass you got Take a look in the mirror yet?
Thats the best cd they made see they only get better |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:18 am |
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nope, all i have is life is peachy, issues, and follow the leader |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:19 am |
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To be honest you’re fucking georgiouse as said before i’d love to eat that lol |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:19 am |
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i’m gonna shorten my name. it’s too long to type. |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:20 am |
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u’d be suprised what u can get away w/ when ur nice. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:20 am |
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Ya i got Fallow the leader,Take a look in the mirror,and Untouchables |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:21 am |
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so, what’s up w/ u and talia and tanya |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:22 am |
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Talia’s a bitch she emaild me like 10 min ago i just deleated it
Tanya i don’t even know really |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:22 am |
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did i say something wrong? |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:24 am |
| Comment: |
is she really pregnant? i didn’t get a chance
to read the stuff u said about her. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:24 am |
| Comment: |
Why would you think that? |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:24 am |
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cuz u didn’t post 4 a few minutes. i thought i might
have pissed u off. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:25 am |
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No Talia’s not pregnant but my ex is |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:26 am |
| Comment: |
i’ll send u the other pics i’ve got later. that ok |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:27 am |
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Yeah thats kool |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:27 am |
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so that’s just a story she likes to tell, huh? doesn’t that bother u.
to be honest, it would bother me that someone’s up my ass that
far. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:28 am |
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Yeah Talia’s one annoying fuck sometimes |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:29 am |
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am i annoying u? i just thought out of everybody i
saw on the comments that u were the one i’d
like to talk to. |
| From: |
Jay&jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:31 am |
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You don’t annoy me
So why did you pick me out of ciriousity? |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:31 am |
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after reading ur poems i realized that our lives r totally the same.
alot of shit that happened to u happened to me. |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:32 am |
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cuz u sound like a guy i could have
some fun w/. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:32 am |
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Whats you’re asl?
16/m/idaho here |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:33 am |
| Comment: |
why’d u decide to talk
to me? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:33 am |
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Yea i’ve had alot of people that relate to my poems
The Suicidal friend one was my fav. because it just scres me a little about how it all was |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:34 am |
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don’t be scared off.
24/f/north carolina |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:34 am |
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What do you mean why did ’I’ decide to talk to you?
You came to me lol |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:35 am |
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i understand that one.
it made it seem like i was
there w/ u |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:36 am |
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Oh by the pic. i knew you were around 20 |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:36 am |
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i just checked.
i haven’t came yet. sorry. |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:36 am |
| Comment: |
that bother u? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:37 am |
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See you’re one of those chick that are so hot you could close you’re eyes and pick a guy if you wanted |
| From: |
* on October 11, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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From: ~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:36 am
Comment: i just checked.
i haven’t came yet. sorry.
What you talkin about here? |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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i don’t do that
i pick them for their .......
well, i don’t really pick
i let them pick |
| From: |
* on October 11, 2004 @ 1:40 am |
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Shit i’d love to have a date with you, as you say we got alot of life expiriences togather |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:41 am |
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just sayin’ that i haven’t came yet
u said i came to u, but i checked and
i’m working on the getting off part |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:43 am |
| Comment: |
u might have a chance
i just don’t want to be
one of those girls
u talk to on the site
if i’m in there w/ u
i’d like to get talked
to like i’m important,
ya know |
| From: |
jj on October 11, 2004 @ 1:43 am |
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Yeah because of life expiriences Staind is my fav. band because i can relate to him more than Eminem and he was my idal untill i started listning to Staind |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:44 am |
| Comment: |
so, why’d u go from
jay&jay to * |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:44 am |
| Comment: |
Yeah Same here
But my fam. makes me feel unimportant |
| From: |
~cheyanna_rae~ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:45 am |
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and now jj?
r u trying to confuse me |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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Sorry someone emailed me |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:48 am |
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i don’t have a fave anything
i relate to people, but no faves |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:48 am |
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do i need to be jealous?:P |
| From: |
^ on October 11, 2004 @ 1:48 am |
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How can i confuse you with my name?
We the only onse in here and i wander what Dinny is doin lol |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:49 am |
| Comment: |
j/k
don’t worry, i won’t
become the pscho dennis says i am |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:50 am |
| Comment: |
Why would you need to be jealouse |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:50 am |
| Comment: |
very funny
better watch it, u might screw urself outta
a piece of ass *kisses**giggles* |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:51 am |
| Comment: |
cuz someody e-mailed u |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:52 am |
| Comment: |
it could have been tanya or talia |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
| Comment: |
Oh so now you’re my piece of ass?
Thats kick ass |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
| Comment: |
i could use a few choice recreational drugs right now |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:54 am |
| Comment: |
Tanya doesn’t email me for some reason |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:54 am |
| Comment: |
hey, i could take over talia’s job
and be ur new bitch on the site..lol |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:55 am |
| Comment: |
The only drugs i do is weed and alcahol |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:55 am |
| Comment: |
i’m sorry to hear that.....
*giggling behind ur back*
hahahahahaha.... |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:56 am |
| Comment: |
Yeah you can take Talia’s place hell if i was you i’d do it just to make her jealouse lol |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:57 am |
| Comment: |
i smoke weed 24/7, i drink like a fish,
and party till i don’t have any clothes on...lol |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:58 am |
| Comment: |
i’m sure dennis would love that one.
if i do u gotta back me up.
it’ll be our little secret |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 1:58 am |
| Comment: |
since u smoke green, do u smoke cigs? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 1:59 am |
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I can’t smoke till tomarrow but i’m addicted and my mothers always breathing down my neck about it cous again she needs her say |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:00 am |
| Comment: |
Yeah i smoke ciggs. but im tryin to quit |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:00 am |
| Comment: |
momma doesn’t always know best
u need ur own form of relief
after all the shit u put up w/ |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:01 am |
| Comment: |
me. too
see, one more thing we have in common |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:01 am |
| Comment: |
Shit so you wanna take talia’s place on the site?
We can start now? |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:02 am |
| Comment: |
i’ll smoke one and think of u
before beddiebye time *giggles* |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:03 am |
| Comment: |
how can we start now? |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:04 am |
| Comment: |
i can be ur bitch...
yeah, and u can be my.....
well, ur gonna have to come up with that one
u gonna tell talia that i’m ur new girl?
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:05 am |
| Comment: |
We can start now by making love comments all over the site to eachother.
Ya’know you call me honey i call you babe and stuff like that |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:05 am |
| Comment: |
won’t that cause trouble |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:06 am |
| Comment: |
where u wanna start?
u totally sure u wanna do this? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:06 am |
| Comment: |
Who would get in trouble? |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:07 am |
| Comment: |
is this ur line w/ every girl?
or am i just special? |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:08 am |
| Comment: |
ur always getting on someone talking shit on u
i respect u (i know that sounds lame)
i don’t want to cause anymore trouble for u |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:08 am |
| Comment: |
Well it was me and Talia for a long time and now she’s bitchen at me so yeah in other words you’re special.
But it’s up to you |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:09 am |
| Comment: |
well, let’s find talia and
start this shit honey
u say that stuff to tanya, too
what about her? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:10 am |
| Comment: |
Guerinteed trouble free |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:10 am |
| Comment: |
won’t it look like we’re just fucking w/ each other
since u do it w/everybody else |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:11 am |
| Comment: |
No we would act like we were going out just like me and Talia did |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:12 am |
| Comment: |
hello?
somebody e-mail u agian? :p |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:13 am |
| Comment: |
what joke u want to start at?
i’m ready if u r |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:13 am |
| Comment: |
What you mean i did the last comment |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:15 am |
| Comment: |
Oh umm Stoner jokes we start at #1 |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:16 am |
| Comment: |
i was j/k
where is talia now?
before we start i need to know how far
we’ve already went
have i came t see u? sex?
or r we just calling each other honey and babe |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
| Comment: |
We are nabors hahahha |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
| Comment: |
Loving naborshahahha |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:19 am |
| Comment: |
have we had sex yet
or is that an added bonus
that comes later
i want to make it good so
when dennis reads it i can tell him
where to stick it
or better yet
where U stuck it.....LMFAO |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:20 am |
| Comment: |
have u ever met talia?
|
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:21 am |
| Comment: |
Yeah we have sex daily i mean we nabors right we see eachother everyday
We kiss have fun go party and all that it’ll work good |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:22 am |
| Comment: |
i’ll see u in stoners #1, right |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:23 am |
| Comment: |
Talia lives in Austrailia so she won’t know shit |
| From: |
cr on October 11, 2004 @ 2:23 am |
| Comment: |
i’m going to stoners#1
see u there |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 11, 2004 @ 2:24 am |
| Comment: |
Stoner #1 got it |
| From: |
lucky on December 21, 2004 @ 9:26 pm |
| Comment: |
did you fuck the 24yr old yet? damn a 24yr old chic hittin on a 16yr... niiiice..
hey if its old enough to bleed, then its old enough to breed. fuck it. |
| From: |
Stoner133 on December 30, 2004 @ 6:15 am |
| Comment: |
LMFAO u gatta good point |
| From: |
KoRn rocks!! on January 28, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
| Comment: |
YEAH!!! BITCH!!! GO KORN!!! WOOOOOOOT!!!! |
| From: |
PV2 Summers on February 3, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
| Comment: |
That was a great! |
| From: |
burn in hell on March 4, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
| Comment: |
this aint no damn chat room |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on March 15, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay, I love you. |
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