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push-ups
Posted by: washburn on September 9, 2004 @ 1:02 pm

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while the lowley grunt did push-ups in the cold afghanistan snow,his seargent teased,"I suppose after your tour of duty is up you’ll be waiting for me to die so you can piss on my grave."
"No sir",the GI replied."I swore that once I got out of the service I’d never stand in line again"


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From: just home on September 24, 2004 @ 11:27 pm
Comment: I totally agree.....ill be the first one there

From: washburn on September 28, 2004 @ 2:53 pm
Comment: i thought the military guys would get a kick out of this one

From: Vietanese veteran on October 6, 2004 @ 4:05 pm
Comment: that sounds too much like in Vietnam.? hmmm

From: tg1raiderchick on October 13, 2004 @ 3:10 pm
Comment: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: AT2's Wife on January 8, 2005 @ 12:49 am
Comment: LOL!

From: celtics on January 19, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
Comment: whats the point of this joke

From: rfdq on February 7, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: dun get ot

From: kill clinton on March 4, 2005 @ 10:46 pm
Comment: it snow’s in afghanistan ? shit i thought it was hot and dry notcold and wet like your mom’s pussy

From: Karina Sanchez on March 15, 2005 @ 9:35 pm
Comment: AT2’s Wife, I love you.

From: ryan on March 16, 2005 @ 10:13 pm
Comment: AWESOME lol

From: gee on April 8, 2005 @ 7:49 am
Comment: Fuckin yanks, why do I hate you so much! Oh yeah that’s it I went to war with you and your the most unprofessional bunch of twats I ever had the misfortune of workin with!

From: Combat Vet on April 11, 2005 @ 1:14 am
Comment: Gee, get over yourself. I’ve seen English troops in action and it’s clear to me that your officers understand how to run their men through a meat grinder and that’s about it. Don’t lay claim to professionalism because it’s clear you don’t respect your allies and I’m guessing you probably don’t respect the threat your enemies pose either. Just follow your orders and don’t worry yourself about mine.

From: Mili Buff on June 10, 2005 @ 9:04 pm
Comment: There happens to be mountains in Afganastan. And on top of them are what? SNOW! if you watch the fucking news there is a shit load of snow up in the mts of Afganstan.

   
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