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A Real Soldier
Posted by: Christina on March 9, 2005 @ 12:32 pm

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The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...

A soldier was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained she had slept with
two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the soldier did what any squared-away soldier would do. He went
around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he
could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and
without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and
send the rest back."

NOW THERE IS A REAL SOLDIER!!



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From: christina on March 10, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: I know this is already on here. Sorry. Didn’t know till it was too late. But hey oh well.

From: Sybil on March 15, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: christina, i love you.

From: christina on March 16, 2005 @ 11:13 am
Comment: thanks..;)

From: hey on April 16, 2005 @ 12:50 am
Comment: thats made me laugh out loud thank you i needed that

From: Frank on April 18, 2005 @ 11:19 am
Comment: That was great. I’m going to the marines and i’ll use that when i’m deployed. Thank you

From: Frank on April 18, 2005 @ 11:21 am
Comment: That was great. I’m going to the marines and i’ll use that when i’m deployed. Thank you

From: SUMONE WHO WAS BORED on April 26, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: A M E N!!!!

From: Dazd on May 7, 2005 @ 12:21 pm
Comment: LOL Funny! Weird though I just saw an episode of M.A.S.H. last night that this guy did that to a girl that sent him a Dear John letter. LOL DEJA VU!

From: Mooo on June 10, 2005 @ 8:54 pm
Comment: i’ve herd it before, but still a fantastic joke

From: fucker on June 12, 2005 @ 7:59 pm
Comment: joke used on MASH

   
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