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tree generals
Posted by: rammac on March 15, 2005 @ 4:04 pm
Tree Generals got pensioned at the same time and they had a farewell party in NY. As a farewell present the men had got a sponsor to sponsor money for the Generals. The idea was: "Give two points on your body, we will measure the difference between thw points and for ev ery foot you will get 1000 USD".
The Air force General "The top of my head and the botton of my feet" This was measured 6 feet 2" and he got 6000USD.
The Navy General streched his hand to the left and his foot to the right said "My left forefinger and my right big toe". The distance was 8 feet and he got 8000 USD.
The Infanatry General: "From my nose to my dick!" Everyone wasastonished but he said "masure." The guy with the measuring tape: "But were is your Dick??" General "In Viet-Nam!" |
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| From: |
Kyle on March 16, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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The joke was OK but the spelling sucked...please proof-read before posting |
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Sarge on April 16, 2005 @ 1:32 am |
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And to think they used to be Tree Lieutenants. |
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