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The Dumb Violist
Posted by: Jenniffer Zogg on July 1, 2005 @ 11:01 pm
| Violists are steriotyped as being absent-minded and really dumb at times. The Oregon Symphony was practicing before this big concert at Carnegie Hall. The rehearsal is going smoothly and the orchestra is playing well, when a fight breaks out between the 4th chair violist and the 1st chair oboist. The director sees what is going on and stops the performance. He asks "What is going on back there?" The violist’s reply was "The oboist turned one of my pegs and won’t tell me which one." |
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Rock Man on July 15, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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WHAT?????? |
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WTF?!?! on July 29, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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i don’t get it
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Lol on August 2, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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If the violist can’t figure out which peg was turned, it means he’s too stupid to tell which string is now out of tune. |
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Kristin on August 15, 2005 @ 2:21 am |
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lol, awesome.
Judging from the comments received, obviously a lot of the people reading these aren’t musicians. |
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Busker on September 22, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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Why are violins so much smaller than violas? In fact, they’re not, it’s an optical illusion caused by the violinist’s heads being that much bigger. |
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Mr. X on October 17, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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OK so.. why is a prostitute better than a violist? Its because the prostitute knows more than one position. |
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