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G-UNIT
Posted by: emilaya on May 18, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

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What does 50 cent say to his grandmother after she knit him a sweater?
Gee you knit??


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From: mery prankster on June 9, 2004 @ 1:33 pm
Comment: fuck g-unit fuck 50 cent & fuck rap

From: yo mama on June 29, 2004 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: you all morons.... using things like one’s sexual preference for an insult and what not.... good gawd

From: Jay&Jay on July 29, 2004 @ 2:26 am
Comment: G-Unit kicks fuckin ass you fuckin tweakers

From: erl on August 1, 2004 @ 12:52 am
Comment: sux

From: Wang on August 2, 2004 @ 10:51 am
Comment: I’m so glad that I don’t get the Rap Sh*t

From: haze on August 6, 2004 @ 11:03 pm
Comment: g units tha hottest group out there. yall need to grow up fore u get fucked up.

From: lb20tyybtg on August 11, 2004 @ 10:27 pm
Comment: youll all need sum fuckin help

From: lizzie on August 22, 2004 @ 8:33 pm
Comment: you guys need to be a shut the fuck up

From: ar on September 17, 2004 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: i think it would be better said as:

What does 50 cent say to Dr. Dre after he knit him a sweater?
Gee you knit??

or something like that.. thats how i heard it!?!

From: jadakiss on October 1, 2004 @ 8:50 am
Comment: this is the master of shit now whats popin

From: humdigger on October 22, 2004 @ 9:31 pm
Comment: that kicks ass

From: DOESNT MATTA WHO I A on November 4, 2004 @ 8:47 pm
Comment: G-UNIT

From: poppy v on November 12, 2004 @ 10:18 am
Comment: g unit enough said them niggas doing they thing and they poppin them things so holla at them !!!! 50 holla at the kid

From: thuy on November 29, 2004 @ 11:35 am
Comment: SWEETIE... UR SO0O GUUUDD

From: little g-unit on December 3, 2004 @ 12:24 am
Comment: g-unit --> any other mainstream, mtv, rap bullshit sucks, your a bunch of fuckin wiggers
listen to some real music like Nirvana or Led Zep... Then again keep your rap I don’t want you fuCKYrs spoiling the greatest music ever you wannabe tools.

From: game on December 5, 2004 @ 8:41 pm
Comment: dont take abut my niger like that i will kike your ass

From: ^ on December 18, 2004 @ 12:36 pm
Comment: G-unit? or 12 year old suburban middle class white kid

From: what a bunch o tools on January 3, 2005 @ 11:34 am
Comment: man, anyone who listens to rap music is nothing but a puppet of the media. you actually think G-unit and 50 cent are "cool" I mean come on.
a bunch of dumbass’ prancing around yelling about there ho’s their bling and their fo’shizzle.how is that entertaining?

From: reaper on January 5, 2005 @ 9:59 pm
Comment: rap is the sellout music genre of the new millenium. Rap sucks period anyway, listen to hendrix.

From: doggy fresh on January 7, 2005 @ 9:33 am
Comment: this fucking sucked

From: Mr. mojo risin on January 10, 2005 @ 1:16 am
Comment: "I don’t know whats gonna happen but I’m gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames"

-Jim Morrison

From: bob on January 11, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: thanks to kanye’s new work out plan - i can date outside my family

From: g-unit member on January 14, 2005 @ 12:17 am
Comment: g g g-unit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuck muder inc

From: zac on January 19, 2005 @ 8:17 am
Comment: suck my dick

From: Metallica on January 28, 2005 @ 12:07 am
Comment: G Unit and the rest of the rap world fuckin suck!!! There a bunch of NO TALENT CROCH GRABBING ASSHOLES who sound like a bunch of uneducated assholes! THEY ALL FUCKIN SUCK...

From: Kameleon on February 1, 2005 @ 7:29 pm
Comment: G-unit can’t spit shit, 50’s a joke and Young Buck sounds like some guy that got hit in the head too many times. But I must admit, Lloyd Banks and The Game got talent comin out tha ears. You heard that Game song "No More Fun & Games", "Gangsta gangsta that’s already evident, nigga wit an attitude, check check my residence, whether I’m crip or blood homie that’s irrelevant, I’m wit tha DOC ther’s nobody better than that west coast felon when he on that lowriderbike pedalin, somebody tell E they still yellin it, I’m witcha homie Doc Dre on tha television, while these niggas movin peanuts like an elephant"...
Whoooooo, that shit’s crazy man. Hit me up kidz... Big K out!

From: lu&lizette on February 8, 2005 @ 8:09 pm
Comment: "FUck all those fuckin wiggerz out there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO LISTEN 2 SOME ROCK OR couNTRY !!AND REMEMBER Dont haTE , aPPRECIATE-hOLLA 2 MY BLACKS AND BEANAS.AND G-UNIT IS THA S@IT HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fROM mEXICAN cHALUPA aka Lupita la de Cali. :-)’’

From: fuck ya shut up on February 13, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: that was so good at leat he can make a joke you fuckbags

From: YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT on February 19, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
Comment: AYO!! ALL YA’LL CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!
RAP IS THE HOTTEST THING IN THE STREETS SON!!!
BEST BELIEVE THAT!!!
G-UNIT IS THE SHIT
EAT A DICK!!

From: YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT on February 19, 2005 @ 4:11 pm
Comment: OH YEAH, THAT JOKE IS FUNNY

From: 50 Fan on February 20, 2005 @ 12:49 am
Comment: FUCK ALL YA WHITE BOYS HATING ON THE G UINT CREWS...YA WHITE BOYS AIN’T SHIT...IF YA CANT LISTEN TO RAP THAN DON’T FUCKIN TRY TO DISS ON THE RAPPER...YA JUST HATED CAUSE THEY’RE RICHIER THAN YA BROKE ASS WHITE BOYS.....

From: illkillyou on February 27, 2005 @ 12:59 am
Comment: o yeah, we hate cause you have more money than us. i guess i was wrong when i thought that making money required a brain. and that must be why all of the major company owners of the united states are white, no i guess there not succesful are they. now these idiots think that drugs bitches and hoes have street value. buy a farrari and run a busness with that shit heads.

From: illkillyou on February 27, 2005 @ 1:02 am
Comment: one more thing, RAP SUCKS FUCKEN BALLS. good job mis-representing the black population who is tryen to have a 200 year come back from slavery. it only takes a real whigger to think that rap is a culture

From: a0c0d0c on February 27, 2005 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: DAMN THIS DUDES RITE. rap fucken sucks big balls. NOT ONLY THAT BUT WHOS STUPID ENOUGH TO SAY THAT WE HATE CUZ THE BLACKS GOT MORE CASH. WTF. damn theres some fucken dumb asses out there. ur fucken retarted if u think u got money and skill cuz u can call talken realy fast to a beat and put spinners on everythen u own. FUCK YOU WHIGGERS and RAPPERS.

From: power .454 on February 27, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
Comment: IM COOL BECAUSE I RAP AND SHOOT PEOPLE WHILE HOLDING A GAT, IE. GUN, SIDEWAYS. I BET ME AND MY 9 COULD TAKE 50 FARM BOYS AT ONE TIME. EVEN THOUGH THEY HOLD THERE GUNS PROPERLY AND USE .45’S AND SHOTGUNS.

From: chiz haul'a on February 28, 2005 @ 12:32 pm
Comment: i haul chiizh

From: ya'll all bitches on March 2, 2005 @ 1:29 am
Comment: ya’ll all pussiess caues if 50 step to ya’ll bitchs won’t do shit it takes i reall g to this a pimp makaveli where u at we miss you just wait i got some shit comin dissin 50

From: ya'll all bitches on March 2, 2005 @ 1:39 am
Comment: you ain’t shit and all the rest of you bitches on this site ya’ll all bitches

From: YA'LL ALL BITCHES on March 3, 2005 @ 2:20 am
Comment: YOU WANNA BE GOD BITCH ASS I’M GLAD I CHECKED THIS MUTHERFUCKIN SITIE AN FOR YOUR INFO BITCH ASS HO I AM BLACK YOU PUSSY YOU GON DIE ON MY DICK BITCH DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME YO NAME CAUSE IF I SEE YOU YO PUNK ASS GON CATCH MY WHOLE CLIP MUTHERFUKER DON’T LET ME EVER SEE YO PUNK ASS IN ALABAMA BTICH

From: YA'LL ALL BITCHES on March 3, 2005 @ 2:24 am
Comment: DEZZ NUTZ U JUST LAID DOWN DA WHOLE TRUTH TUPAC WE STILL LOVE YOU

From: Bunch of idiots on March 3, 2005 @ 3:39 am
Comment: I dont know whats up with the fuck rock, fuck rap ,fuck this and that!!! u guys are all uneducated!!!! first of all, rock originated from black artists, as well as jazz, and most music. second of all, it is true that most rap today sucks with all this mtv brainwashed type of crap, the old rap was way better, rapping about the streets, everyday struggles and hard lives. alot of rock today is mainstream also, and it sucks!!! the older shit was way better as well!!!! and another thing, i dont know why all of you talk shit on the internet, thats fucking retarded, saying "oh dont let me catch you here and there", whatever. i see alot of shit talking, but yet again its the internet, no one gets confronted. so instead of wasting your time on the internet talking shit, grab a book, search for relevant shit on the internet, and learn your history before anyone comments on this site.

From: ya'll all bitches on March 3, 2005 @ 6:11 pm
Comment: all i listen to is that old shit and some new stuff bunch of idiots i’ma say wat i want to say mutherfucker and more than likely half ya’ll mutherfukers on this site is wnba(all pussy) but i’m goin keep it raw street nigga cause i’ma cold blood killa ice cube needs to go back old school pac ain’t dead dre all cool got mad love for da west and da durty south fuck east north bitches

From: Jazur on March 4, 2005 @ 2:08 am
Comment: Well lett me make a smart comment now:

I have tryed to listen to rap over and over again...the only thing i hear is : jow my bitchas in tha motherfucker on tha crizz....well i don’t understand what the fuck the
music is then all about,then they were thugz and all of a sudden they are rich like hell again.And all of a sudden people start becoming gangstah’s of whatever you call it,forgeting the only gangsters....
yes thats gangsters not gangstaz of what ever,were mafia people,but enough of that.I don’t understand people who listen to music that is produced by some top 40 chart
or something.Listen to some music with meaning not with: hey i wanne crizz the lizzard’s on my bitches to the ’49.
Hope you change minds.

From: Amber Volek on March 4, 2005 @ 4:01 pm
Comment: i hate ashley and chelsie my XXXXXXXXXx bffs they hate u fuck them

From: chels to ta G's on March 11, 2005 @ 7:07 pm
Comment: we all G’s me and tim katie and quinton .....G-G-G-G-G-G- UNIT ...this is ha we do ....ya no ya want it ... L@TER NIGG@S ...!

From: ??? on March 25, 2005 @ 5:06 pm
Comment: FUCK BOMPTON

From: ??? on March 25, 2005 @ 5:08 pm
Comment: FUCK N.Y. AND COMPTON

From: ???? on March 25, 2005 @ 5:14 pm
Comment: FUCK 50 AND DAT SLOB GAME BUCK IS COO AND BANKS
FUCK COMPTON DIS WATTS ELM ST.

From: the Ripper on March 30, 2005 @ 5:05 pm
Comment: every joke about that fake ass snitch is funny
and fuck all people who think 50 cent is a gangster
He s a snitch

From: your daddy on April 17, 2005 @ 5:18 pm
Comment: fuck gonzo he is a stupid bitch

From: vern the vicious on April 23, 2005 @ 11:21 pm
Comment: Rap is that distinct horrible music that you constantly hear at your highschool, or on the street if you live in a city, or on the radio, or on TV. It can be identifyed by the "drum" beat that continually loops over and over. Often, listeners of rap identify the quality of a rap "song" by how "phat" its beat is, or something like that.
Another major characteristic of rap, is the stupid ass fucking shitty lyrics that a bunch of "bad ass muthas" try to sing over the equally stupid ass fucking shitty drum machine and synthesizers. These lyrics are basically always about how they just busted a phat cap in their homeez azzes. Or about how "life is hard in the ghetto". Nobody fucking gives a shit how life is in the ghetto, last time I was in the ghetto my wallet got stolen, so shut the fuck up.

excerpt from "Rap Sucks" at angelfire.com

From: dirk on April 24, 2005 @ 2:04 am
Comment: .....Not to mention most modern rappers are non-creative narcisistic douchebags who love to look at themselves in the mirror. If you disagree with this then I dare you to show me the album cover of a succesful rap artist (or any rapper) that doesn’t feature said "artist" in a menacing pose with a pitbull or some other symbol of their caveman masculinity. Don’t bother responding to this because I know all you’re capable of is the ridiculous expletive ridden lingo of your rolemodels. btw the caps lock doesn’t scare anybody it just looks stupid and childish like everything else you do.

From: G-UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on April 24, 2005 @ 3:29 am
Comment: DIDN’T I TELL YER PUNK ASS BITCHES 2 GET OFF AND GO TO WWW.HOTTOPIC.COM ? (DATS 2 ALL THE WHITE PUNKER BITCHES) YER OVER HERE DISSIN’ THE RAP LYRICS SAYING THEY TALK ABOUT HO’S AND ICE..........WELL ROCK IS WORSE........BASICALLY ALL THEY ARE SAYING IS "I WANNA KILL MYSELF" ....AND ALL DAT BULLSHIT SO WHY DON’T U GO LISTEN 2 YER FUCKIN SUICIDE MUSIC AND THEN GO KILL YOURSELF......HOW BOUT THAT,HUH?....STUPID PUNKER ASS BITCHES.....

From: G-UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on April 24, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: 2 ALL THE PUNKER BITCHES.....WHY DON’T U GO LISTEN 2 YER MUSIC AND THEN KILL YOUR SELVES JUST LIKE THEY WANT TO.....YOU GO DO THAT.........ALRITE?......I’M 0UT...

From: G-UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on April 25, 2005 @ 8:49 pm
Comment: DIRK U NEED 2 SHUT THE FUCK UP BE FORE U GET FUCKED UP.....AND I KN0 U R A PUSSY S0 U W0ULD PULL 0UT YOUR SPIKE BRACELET AND KILL ME WITH IT......BITCH

From: KMFDM on April 26, 2005 @ 8:27 pm
Comment: "G Unit and the rest of the rap world fuckin suck!!! There a bunch of NO TALENT CROCH GRABBING ASSHOLES who sound like a bunch of uneducated assholes! THEY ALL FUCKIN SUCK..."

Amen....Amen.......Grow up all of you stupid rap lovers.

From: dirk on April 27, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
Comment: ^ Shut the fuck up you neo nazi twink.

From: G UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on April 28, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Comment: BITCH 2 PAC AINT DEAD....HE’S JUST UNDERGROUND NOW.....BITCH.....I’M BALK THAT’S THE 0NLY REASON I RESPECT JIMI HENDRIX......ALL THE 0THER GUEERS CAN SUCK A FAT ONE.....

From: G UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on April 28, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
Comment: I meant 2 put "BLACK"

From: dirk on April 30, 2005 @ 11:54 pm
Comment: Got so worked up you accidently posted twice huh. Or did you just get some bad crack and now your jumpy? Fuck off homeboy.

From: G UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on May 8, 2005 @ 5:52 pm
Comment: THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT....THAT LITTLE PUSSY "Dirk" LEFT....HE’S BEING WHITE SOMEWHERE ELSE LIKE I TOLD HIM.....SEE I GOT MY BITCHES IN CHECK....DIRK IS AN EXAMPLE

From: G UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on May 8, 2005 @ 5:55 pm
Comment: THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT....THAT LITTLE PUSSY "Dirk" LEFT....HE’S BEING WHITE SOMEWHERE ELSE LIKE I TOLD HIM.....SEE I GOT MY BITCHES IN CHECK....DIRK IS AN EXAMPLE

From: dirk on May 9, 2005 @ 2:12 am
Comment: Actually they’re called finals. If you had made past the sixth grade you would probably know what I’m talking about. Not to mention I have a life away from the computer and if I wanted to talk to the degenerate mentally handicapped all day I’d just take a vacation to some shit hole, like where you live. What do you mean why am I talking about god? Why are you talking about god you fucking hypocrit douche stain. One more thing, you either have met my mom or you haven’t make up your mind and if you think those ghetto caveman taunts that get the gorrillas on the street corner all riled up is going to piss me off try again because I’m not 15 and I’m not impressed with your obvious stupidity.

btw that last post was very clever, I bet no one will ever guess you did it. Oooops gave away your secret. Anyway, until the next time you post some random stupid nonsense in CAPS LOCK, eat a dick "dawg".

From: hey baby on May 9, 2005 @ 5:14 pm
Comment: hey good joke....id fuck ya

From: g unit? on May 9, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
Comment: sucks fat caks pwnt hoe

From: 12FH on May 22, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: U ALL R SHIT HEDS G-UNIT R NOT WIGGERZ U SHIT WHITE HED PPL U WHITE PEOPLE JUST FUCKIN DO DIRTY SONGS OR PUNKY SONS LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE HU FUCKIN CARES BOUT BRITNEY, KATIE, PETER G-UNIT THEY’VE GOT REAL MUSIC U FUKIN WHITE HED PPL

From: dirk on May 23, 2005 @ 2:02 am
Comment: ^ You’re not fooling anyone with your new name and your still a retarded piece of ghetto trash.

From: giggles on June 21, 2005 @ 1:45 pm
Comment: G-unit is tide but i gots to say that joke was pretty
fucken funny and the game is hella fucken fine

From: Mrs.50 cent on June 22, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: To all the G-unit haters out there y’all need 2 sit the hell down and shut the fuck up cuz G-unit is the shit right now and always will b. DON’T HATE NIGGAS AND WIGGAS FUCKING APPRECIATE!GG-GUNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: 1st lady of G-Unit on June 22, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: g-unit is the best right now. Fuck Muder Inc.

From: dan on June 23, 2005 @ 2:38 pm
Comment: ur a batty thats the worst joke fukin ever u fukin dicked jsut coz ur mum knits ur fukin sweater

From: dan on June 23, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Comment: its fukin all 2pac init y u listin to this shit liek g unit dre eminem ther all fukin copies of he great man hisself tupac

From: Blackwall street 4 l on June 27, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
Comment: G G G G - UNOT BLACK WALL STREET 4 LIFE NIGGA

From: G UnIt RyDeR 4 LiFe on July 20, 2005 @ 1:46 am
Comment: i think pretty ricky is tha shit!!!!! fuck u dirk

From: raemy on July 25, 2005 @ 5:33 pm
Comment: They sell records but G’s their not, fuck G-unit, The game is hot, 300 bars & runnin, chuck taylors on top - Black Wallstreet 4 life

From: G-UNIT Sux0r bal1z on August 3, 2005 @ 6:19 pm
Comment: *g-unit even, would hate to think there was more than one.

From: Metalchick on August 4, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
Comment: FUCK RAP HIP HOP AND ALL THAT SHIT!!
ITS ALL ABOUT METAL!!!!

From: Marko on August 15, 2005 @ 2:21 am
Comment: Aye fuck G-unit, 50 aint shit, Lloyd banks aint shit and young buck he the weakest, aye if any of ya’ll Like The Game, go to this website http://www.mixtapekings.com/hiphop/djs/the_game-you_know_what_it_is_volume_3.asp
and get his mix tape where he goes against G-unit.
Like The Game says GGGGGG G-unot

From: jazzy on August 23, 2005 @ 1:15 pm
Comment: yall b hatin on g-unit like crazy just cuz u can step 2 them get off they nutz

From: JoSePh on September 12, 2005 @ 2:33 am
Comment: GGGG-UNOT hahhahahahhahah

From: BoYZ iN bLuE on September 12, 2005 @ 2:33 am
Comment: G-G-G-G-UNOT! FUK 50 .Yo G-Unit is FAKE sayin they got shot like 20 times and lived dats all BULLSHIT! 50 aint nuttin but a busta if he got shot dat many times i dont think he would be scared to get shot at again but look at him wearin a bulletproof vest all the time.IM tellin u hes a BUSTA and all of G-Unit!

From: g-unit KILLLA on September 13, 2005 @ 2:13 am
Comment: 50 jus runnin his mouth like a muthafuker he dnt remeber the tyme wen he was nuthin and dreamt like bein like nas, shyne and pac now he dissin dem..... booogie asss motherfuker G-G-G-G-G-G-unot..... they bunch of plastic gansta too ,,,,,,, FREE SHYNE realist MC out there if u dnt know who he is ur listenin to.... the wrong shit

From: ^¨ on September 14, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: You can’t play the game withg only 50 cent, 50 cent, 50cent, 50 cent come back when you get a couple of dolla’s ...

From: killa ctown-mike on September 19, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: rap is da rawest shhit in dis world
music wize u ass

From: Ch4nT3LL3 on September 26, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
Comment: PUNK ASS BOITCH’Z 50 IS DA MOTHA FUCIN SHYT. G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT 4 LYFE!

From: Rap 2005 on October 4, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: Feud’s built over marketing ploy’s (50 Cent Vs The Game), White Boy’s (Eminem) knowing exactly what to feed to a generation of musically retarded idiot’s, that being 50 Cent’s "Gangsta" Bullshit we’ve heard a million time’s before, only this time we have video games, movies and reebok trainer’s to convince all these wiggas and wannabee gangsta’s he’s THA SHIT MOFO.

Clearly, Your all Fucking Morons.

From: re: Rap 2005 on October 17, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
Comment: You hit the nail on the head. To bad nobody posting on this sight can read the english langauge in the vernacular so unfourtunately you’re message will fall on deaf ears.

From: me my self and i on October 24, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: is this supose to be a jocke cause im shure 50’s grandma can do better than that that’s retarded

   
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