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The Drummer
Posted by: Tom on September 2, 2004 @ 6:03 pm

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?
Drummers.

What happened when the bassist locked his keys in the car?
It took him an hour to get the drummer out.

What do drummers do when they’re no playing drums?
They drool.

What do drummers use as birth control?
Their personalities.


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From: SeanyBfrom leicester on September 4, 2004 @ 12:37 pm
Comment: ur wack sorry man

From: SeanC on September 6, 2004 @ 7:52 pm
Comment: "wack"? Damn, the eighties want their word back douche.

From: Alyssa on October 17, 2004 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: Douche is our word dumbass so before you go telling other people what to do ,maybe you should get your head out of your ass and get a fucking life asswhole!!!!(oh wait it’s already occupied)

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From: Quinn on August 23, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
Comment: you picked the wrong word ... I am black. Nigger- a black person who makes rude comments of their own race ex. T.i. Ying Yang twins, the game.Mainly by saying wuz up niggas or It be bangin in here niggas.
Black-a black person that speaks proper english, can wear hats normal, and are not homeboys, or gangstas.

   
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