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Cliff Richard
Posted by: Fiery Phoenix on October 21, 2004 @ 2:53 pm

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Sorry, only Brits will get this:

Chinese guy walks into record shop in the UK and asks for latest Cliff Richard record that he has heard on the radio.

What is it called ask the assistant

" Tits and Fanny " says the chinease guy ( remember to say it in a Chinese accent )

Dont think so mate - Cliff has never released a record with that title - he is a good Christian. Maybe you could sing it, and I’ll see if I know it

The Chinese guy then belts out ( wait for it ) " Tits and fanny, that we don’t talk anymore....Tits and fanny......"


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From: Ian patrock libinski on January 18, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: ..........................................?

From: AussieACE on April 29, 2005 @ 3:29 am
Comment: Might have been funny if Tits and Fanny actually rhymed with It’s So Funny

From: mike d on May 31, 2005 @ 6:02 am
Comment: its funny! nuff said!

From: sexy_nd_british on June 20, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: omg i swear cliff richard is satan !

   
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