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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



G-unit Joke
Posted by: Samer George on March 23, 2005 @ 6:20 pm

Go Back

You know when you’re a rapper when you try to shoot someone and you after shooting, your victim, he/she points at the bullets holes in the wall and says,
"You are the greatest silhouette artist in the world!"


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From: MICHAEL ADAME on March 29, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
Comment: WTF !?!?!?!?!?

From: rebel on March 29, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
Comment: that sucked

From: keisha on March 30, 2005 @ 3:48 am
Comment: fuck u dont ever make fun of gggggg-unit

From: dildo on April 5, 2005 @ 10:44 pm
Comment: will you marry me?

From: FUCK YOU on April 11, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
Comment: sOUCK A DICK

From: razor on April 14, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: ^ Ladies first

From: da_king_666@hotmail. on April 23, 2005 @ 12:01 am
Comment: lol that was the best joke .lol hahahha


i did not get it

From: luv_cash@hotmail.com on April 23, 2005 @ 12:02 am
Comment: if ur a sexy girl add me

From: nikki on April 24, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Comment: that was horrible

From: Sapoloco on April 25, 2005 @ 11:23 pm
Comment: I dont even know whats going on

From: hahahahahaha on May 6, 2005 @ 9:53 pm
Comment: why didn’t the gunit get on the bus


because they did’t have 50 cent

From: G UNiT RyDeR 4 LiFe on May 8, 2005 @ 1:50 am
Comment: I KINDA GOT DA JOKE....I’M 50 AND GAME’S #1 FAN...BUT YEA S0 ANY LAYDEEZ 0UT THERE WRITE ME BACK AND TELL ME WASSUP....I’M 0UTTIEZ...L8Z

From: your mom on May 21, 2005 @ 3:50 pm
Comment: G_UNIT IS THA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: G- Unit soldier on May 29, 2005 @ 12:00 am
Comment: Im the pimp up in the crib with 50 and da game but that joke is not the shit it is fuckin waste of space

From: 50 cent on May 29, 2005 @ 11:11 pm
Comment: gunit is pimp so is bulllet proof

From: g unit lvr on May 30, 2005 @ 12:32 am
Comment: dont be haters

From: lloyd banks on June 3, 2005 @ 7:06 pm
Comment: why don’t u shut yo mutha suckin mouth. U mutha Sucka Fucka. If u ever make fun of g-unit again i’ll kill u mutha - fucka

From: Dont Worry Bout it on June 12, 2005 @ 1:26 am
Comment: Fuck G-Unit They suck balls and they can suck my 100% pure bred metalhead ass

From: yo mamma on June 16, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: man that shit was lame

From: !!! on June 22, 2005 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: What does 50 cent say when his mom knits him a sweater for christmas?
- G-unit!

From: mickey D on July 3, 2005 @ 4:52 pm
Comment: I say we all have a rap off!

From: The Game on July 5, 2005 @ 2:26 pm
Comment: Why did they confuse 50 cent in the zoo?
Because they thought he was a big gorilla ha biach

From: the truth on July 5, 2005 @ 2:38 pm
Comment: Now they say that The Game is left out he aint saying no more GGG-Unit now he’s saying
The The The Game it doesn’t matter he doesn’t need 50’s back up he showed up in the
awards & 50 didn’t was Scared or What ? The Game pulled it out by himselves with no help
of the G-Uniit group what friends are they Fakers They only want 50’s Gram and gold.

From: exodus on July 27, 2005 @ 1:13 am
Comment: rap sucks, metal rocks. its that simple!

From: exodus is right on July 28, 2005 @ 5:50 pm
Comment: i agree....

From: metal sukz on August 2, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Comment: I even like that white trash country shit compared to metal and rock! fuck metal it sucks!

From: dont worry on August 23, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
Comment: fuck gggggunot

From: Marie on August 24, 2005 @ 4:27 pm
Comment: wat did 50 cent say 2 his grandmother wen she knitted him a sweater?
Gee u knit(G-Unit)!!!1

From: Disco on September 1, 2005 @ 5:13 pm
Comment: Hahaha GOOD ONE!, 50cent sucks ass.

From: The Regiment on September 6, 2005 @ 11:20 pm
Comment: fuck g-unit, its all about the bay : Yukmouth, The Regime, Domination, Bang Em Smurf, C-Bo

From: Quinn on September 7, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: I bet everyone that says G-unit or 50 cent rock are all WIGGERS. I hate wiggers their always copying the so called gangstas.I am black but I hate ungabunga rap music. If you listen to most of the rap songs, they say "Yo my bitch had it comin nigga"that makes no sense at ALL.

From: pimp on September 19, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: yeah ..50 is a bitch..pussy ass ninnga he can suck my balls!!

From: 2 cute 4 this world on September 21, 2005 @ 1:50 pm
Comment: wtf...........is that suppoesed 2 b a joke? or a little wanna b trying 2 b funny. just 2 let u kno....it’s not funny!!!! so stop trying...cuz u r trying 2 hard...u probably a geek that wants to b kewl. well wanna b u don’t even kno wat is funny.

From: ha on September 21, 2005 @ 1:51 pm
Comment: g-unit is about as cool as my mum (not very cool at all) !!!!1!!one!!!1!!!

From: he who says i am on September 22, 2005 @ 3:09 am
Comment: listen...all you guys need to come to terms with the fact that g unot....i mean g unit is just a fuckin lame ass marketing scheme. they got nothin to say either. the only good thing is the beats (for which only Dre & Em can take credit for). fuck g unit. they’re gonna fade away soon enough! Game is the shit in gangster rap right now.i think. he’s the smart one who used 50 to make a name for himself...that’s fucking money! he’s so gonna take them down! BLACK WALLSTREET BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

From: john on September 26, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: G unit absolutely sucks they shouldnt exist with their shitty ryhmes therre a dsigrace to the art of rap thank the lord we have ppl like the roots, pete rock and cl smooth, gangstarr, common, the list goes on if u like 50 cent u are dumb and have no taste and u like all that commercial shit.

From: henry on September 28, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: at was at lunch one day and i went to buy 2 cookies for 25 cents each (addin up to be 50 cents)...i gave the lunch ladie (she had short curly hair with glasses and her lunchlady uniform on) 50 cents and she goes, "you wanna hear a joke?" and me and my crazy friend were like "yea," so she sticks the quarters in her ears and says "ask me why i have 2 quarters in my ears," so we went along wit it and said,"why do you have two quarters in your ears?" and she was like, "cause im listening to 50 cent," (when she said that she kinda leaned back and really got into to the whole rapper thing) and it was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life!!!!

From: sfgwsef on September 28, 2005 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: yo g-unit sucks

From: g unit on October 4, 2005 @ 1:56 am
Comment: g g g g g g g g g unit is better than the game

From: yo on October 11, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
Comment: i dont get it

From: SELENA SMITH on October 12, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: I THINK THAT 50CENTS IS NOT THE SHIT OUT HERE AND THEY NEED THE GAME BACK

From: WiseMan on October 14, 2005 @ 6:25 pm
Comment: Your all fake ass wannabie Punk asses Complaining and arguing about how good 50 cent is, WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB!! I PAY TAXES!!!! I PAY TAXES ON PUNKS LIKE YOU!!! GO GET A JOB!!!!! GET A LIFE, funny jokes by the way! but seriously get a life you people

From: WiseMan on October 17, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
Comment: Why dont you all stop pertending that your uneducated and speak properly you net banging fakes.

From: nam on October 18, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: gggg-unot

From: t ray p on October 18, 2005 @ 5:27 pm
Comment: ya momma so fat she make godzilla look like a action figure


From: WiseMan on October 19, 2005 @ 1:44 am
Comment: Thats what i thought... Punks, take off those silly Rags and Pull Up your pants, and stop Glorifying the ghetto, its not cool to be poor... if you wanna see how cool is poor go To a 3rd world country and watch I bet youll cry your frigging eyes out dying children and Orphans so stfu and go to school so maybie we can help them you ass holes...

From: west sides finest on October 19, 2005 @ 6:11 pm
Comment: gunit is a group made for bitches thats why game left because he is from the real side the WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

From: tupac on October 19, 2005 @ 6:11 pm
Comment: fuck the east coast real ridas are on the west coast biiiiiiiitch




WE$T SIIIIDE

   
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