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How does Jeff Gordon find his wee wee
Posted by: Michael on April 10, 2005 @ 5:34 pm
How does Jeff Gordon find his dick?
He sneezes |
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MICHAEL ASSLICKER on April 13, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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MICHAEL BLEW JESUS WHILE HE WAS ON THE CROSS |
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Michael on April 14, 2005 @ 8:25 pm |
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He sneezes and it pops out.Dumb fucks |
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JESUS on April 14, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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DOES IT POP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH OR ASS MICHAEL? |
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JESUS on April 20, 2005 @ 9:58 pm |
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YOUR RIGHT ????? I WANT TO FUCK YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER, YOU GOT A SHOVEL?????? |
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Jesus is a TOOL!! on April 21, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
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you are one lame ass bitch why dont stick a frozen shit dilldoe in your mouth and shut the fuck up pussy!! |
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JESUS on April 21, 2005 @ 10:33 pm |
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COME ON WHERE’S YOUR GRANDMA BURRIED??? DO YOU HAVE ANY K-Y, SHE GOT TO BE DRY NOW???? WHAT ABOUT THE SHOVEL ??????? |
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jandbracing on April 24, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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your are won sick fuck shut your fucking mouth
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jandbracing on April 24, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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your are won sick fuck shut your fucking mouth
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jandbracing on April 24, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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man do I love to have my mouth fucked, I take my false teeth out, anyone want a gum job?
it will make your balls spin in the sack |
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your bros. on April 27, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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JESUS LOVE YOU AND WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN HEAVEN ,HE WILL FORGIVE YOUR SINS. PEACE BROS. |
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TOOL! on April 28, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
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what’s the best part about fucking a 2 year old?
your dick looks huge in the photos |
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JESUS on April 28, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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NOW THAT IS SICK!!
YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR THAT JOKE, HOPE YOUR JUST KIDDING! |
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cowgirl2005 on May 13, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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yall need to qiut diding on jeff like that he’s my man.GO JEFF.win the race. |
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Dales biggest fan on May 15, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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thank god dales dead......
one less redneck |
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th24dupont on May 19, 2005 @ 3:01 am |
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and again i have a tracker on my computer and know where you are you child molester! You think I am joking but watch out! Nobody likes a child molester and I know who you are! Get a neck brace... YOU WILL NEED IT!!!! |
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TOOL! on May 19, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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THEY ARE JOKES DUMB FUCK, THIS IS A DIRTY JOKE SITE, GO PLAY WITH YOUR CLIT |
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th24dupont on May 19, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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what’s the worse part about eating bald pussy? putting the diaper back on after I’m done, I’m a dyke |
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watever on May 19, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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so watever |
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th24dupont on May 20, 2005 @ 5:30 pm |
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I’m a dirty trailer park whore, free rim jobs for all |
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th24dupont on May 21, 2005 @ 1:10 am |
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go ahead and think you can put my name down and pretend you are me but I will introduce myself to the public when I arrest you scum and every bit of this is printed out and we also got the ok from the www to expose you!!! I happen to be an agent from tbi and will not stand for this assault on Americas children!We are pretty good to show up on any web-site and find out just where the scum is. Keep laughing!!!! U will see soon. I hope you have a big enough jacket to cover your face with on tv. But I hate 2 break your heart. Your mugshot will be on tv!!!! You should never have put our Savior down like you did. You will be fucked by a 100 African American prisoners. Explain 2 them your slang in this e-mail. They will like it as much as the young boys you are talking about! C YA before U know it. Our eyes are solely upon U so don’t mess with any little boys because we will see it! We r cracking down on children predators on every website! Watch out. |
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so your a fbi agent on May 21, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
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so if your lying it’s a federal offense
what kink of FBI agent WOULD SAY THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD, AND IT WAS YOU, AND YOU STARTED THE ATTACKS
From: th24dupont on May 19, 2005 @ 1:52 am
Comment: you people are so fucking ignorant. this is a nascar joke website. if you are so that hard up to get laid go to another web-site! what fucking losers you are. especially the fucking desperate dale jr. is sexy whore.we get the picture. you haven’t been laid and you are desperate. go sip on a fucking bud and sit on jr’s long fucking nose and you might get off! but ya know, when i do get married i want to marry jr., because i know he would never BEAT ME!!! he couldn’t even catch a cold!
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an answer on May 23, 2005 @ 2:37 am |
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if you would think before you spoke you would know that that this is a free name jump in web site and the first one was not me. But it sure worked didn’t it? I have a 10- watt lightbulb brighter than you! But people that makes sexual jokes about our children cannott be right in the head. It’s left up to us to warn you that we have eyes and can see! We will Not have Amber Alerts to many more times! Hope you print because my copy has already been saved! Have you? |
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it was you and you on May 23, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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it was you and you know it, so don’t give me that bullshit, you said it, it’s from the 19th of may when you posted on a bunch of threads don’t lie, it’s your first posts, no one can post as you if those are your first posts, you are so fucking stupid
I CAN’T POST AS YOU TILL I HAVE SOMETHING TO GO ON TO FUCK WITH YOU ABOUT
SO TELL THE TRUTH |
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pr hottie on May 23, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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lick my hatchet wound you lyin’ bitch |
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so on May 23, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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so you going to say you didn’t write this either?
From: th24dupont on May 19, 2005 @ 2:11 am
Comment: I am a #1 Gordon fan and proud of it! He has proved he is a champion. Jr. is only popular because of who his dad was. Like that was something to be proud of. Ladies you think senior is so sexy,,, the only thing he was really good at hitting was the wall. Unless your pussy is as big as the wall at Daytona then the chances of him hitting it would be very slim! And Jr. with all his slang saying "well I reckon", it’s just a matter of time when he will! The only thing Jr. can beat is his dick and that ain’t saying much. And the only time he will ever be in victory lane is when he is there congratulating Mr. Jeff Gordon on another win! Eat your fucking EarnHEART out stupid assholes! Gordon rules! But he is gentleman enough to show Jr. the way to victory lane if he ever makes it there!
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DIE 8 GO 24 on May 29, 2005 @ 10:15 am |
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I,m Back! |
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jr.number8rules on June 20, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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sweet the guy SO posted on my 25th b day |
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