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Earnhardt Jr. Joke
Posted by: Mark Smith on April 12, 2005 @ 1:30 pm
| Once a kid’s parents got divorced and during the hearing the judge ask the kid if he wanted to go live with his daddy and the kid said no because my daddy might beat me. So the judge ask what about your mother? and the kid said no because my mother might beat me. So again the judge ask what about your grandparents and again the kid said no because they beat me. So finally the judge ask the kid who he wanted to live with and the kid replied "well I think I want to go live with Dale Earnhardt Jr. because he hasn’t beaten anybody in a long time. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 13, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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Very nice. |
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Jakey on April 16, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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That’s funny! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 17, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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Still good. |
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48 fan on April 19, 2005 @ 6:34 pm |
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OK, I’m a fan of 8, but that was cute. Next time replace the 8 with 24. |
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Jakey on April 19, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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Well Jeff does win so it won’t make sense. |
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48 fan on April 21, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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He wins b/c he’s fucking Mike Helton. |
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48 fan on April 22, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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I love when my boyfriend cums in my mouth, then we kiss, I stick my finger up his ass
then sniff my fingernails, I love him, once I ate a peanut out of his ass |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 23, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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Good job man! |
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Dale jr. fan on June 14, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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Dale is so cool the only thing he has beaten was a punching bag you retard. Dale jr. has never hurt anyone.
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8 Fan For Life on July 14, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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Dale Jr. Is the best and you should replace Jr. with Jeff Gordon on this joke. |
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Jason on July 15, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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i love jr and hate gordon, but its just a funny fuckin joke....comon...... |
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