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Another earnhardt joke
Posted by: Mark Martin on April 12, 2005 @ 4:57 pm
| A man walked into a store with his dog the nascar race was on tv mark martin was running away from the field, suddenly the dog barked the store owner asks. What does that mean? The man said it means earnhardt is in 3rd. A little while the dog barked again. The store manager asks. What does that mean? The man replied Earnhardt is in 2nd. A few minutes later the dog barked a third time. The man asked What does that mean? The man replied I don’t know the dog hasn’t barked three times before. |
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Jakey on April 20, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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This is a pity comment because nobody commented on it. |
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Jakey on April 20, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
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Poor little joke still hasn’t gotten any comments. Reminds me of my joke called Paul Menard. Please check it out PLEASE!!!!! Its on page three. PLEASE!!!!!! |
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Jakey on April 22, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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I love cum |
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Jakey on April 22, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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I DID NOT WRITE THAT LAST COMMENT! WHO IS DOING THAT? |
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Jakey on April 23, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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Ok, I admit it, I wrote it, young boys turn me on |
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Jakey on April 23, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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ok... STOP STEALLING MY NAME FUCKING FREAK!!!!!!!!! |
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Jakey on April 23, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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I love when a guy has not cummed in a few days & saves up a heavy load for me
I love men who eat celery, it makes their cum so sweet & creamy, I’M GETTING HARD THINKING ABOUT IT! |
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Jakey on April 23, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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First off, I’m a girl so I can’t get hard, second STOP USING MY NAME. |
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Jakey on April 23, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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my fingers smell like fish |
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Jakey on April 23, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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I get wet just thinking about Jeff Gordon |
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Jakey on April 24, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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I’m saving my cherry for Jeff Gordon to pop |
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Jakey on April 24, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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God, you are nuts. I’m going to stop paying attention to you. Why should I, its just giving you fuel. |
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Jakey on April 24, 2005 @ 10:50 am |
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I love to be licked while you stick a finger up my butt |
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Jakey on April 24, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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my pussy muscles are so strong I can milk a dick dry, I can suck air into my hole blowing out pussy farts |
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jeff gorden on April 28, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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i want to fuck the people that like me i lke big dicks in my mouth with codoms |
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jeff gorden on April 29, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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I AM NOT REALLY JEFF GORDON I AM A RETARD THAT WOULD RUN AWAY FROM JAKEY’S PUSSY |
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th24dupont on May 19, 2005 @ 2:52 am |
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you fuck-ups cannot really be nascar fans. the woman jakey seems alright but the guy that is stealing her name is in really big trouble because I have a tracker on my computer and can tell exactly where you live you pervert and that is not a good sign for you!!! you have been on every nascar joke website with a comment about young boys and what you would do with them. you are a very sick man and will be very popular in prison but not the way you hope!No condoms here! you might want to keep looking over your shoulder when you’re out. we have our i’s on you and know you now. Yuck!!! cough cough! it’s no wonder you have to go after little boys. nobody else will have you!!! see ya soon! |
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th24dupont on May 21, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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I hate that you think I am stupid and talk 2 me like that but I happen 2 be a detective that tracks internet scum like you and will be very happy 2 arrest you in front of billions of tv viewers. It will be extra special when we expose how you talk about Jesus Christ! A lot of people will not like that very much in prison... You think it’s funny now but when you are on tv you will feel like the scum that everyone knows you are. We have been onto you 4 sometime and u didn’t even know it. But we have seen that you are a sick pervert and had 2 let u know that we will not tolerate this behavior anymore. We are watching you and you mark my word, you will be arrested when you least expect it! No children will ever be in danger from u anymore! Be sarcastic,,, See Ya Soon |
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fuck you on May 21, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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I never mollested anyone or said that I wanted too, DID YOU EVER HERE OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT! FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!! THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE SITE AND THERE IS SUCH A THING AS FREEDOM OF SPEECH, I AM NOT YELLING FIRE IN A CROWED THEATER SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF
THIS IS A JOKE SITE & THERE IS SUCH A THING AS SICK JOKES IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM DON’T LOOK, YOU FUCKING STARTED IT COMING ON HERE INSULTING PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE JEFF GORDON!
YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WANTS HOWARD STERN REMOVED FROM RADIO CAUSE YOU DON’T AGREE WITH WHAT HE SAYS INSTEAD OF TURNING THE FUCKING STATION!!!!! |
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fuck you on May 21, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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here you go here’s a link to a sick joke site, plus some of these jokes are on here
lets see you go past the 1st amendment and get it shut down
http://www.sickestsites.com/jokespedo.htm |
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still here on May 23, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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You have done the damage already. Stop trying to squirm your way out of this one! You are right about one thing and that is the freedom for speech. But you do not have a right to talk about children in a sexual way on the internet! That, my enemy is child pornography! And the U.S. will not tolerate it anymore! So keep running off @ the mouth because it will come back to haunt you.>> We will not shut any website down based on the vulgariy of it, but it is the The Law and you can read it for yourself @ a local courthouse,,, It is against the law to even talk about minor children in a sexual way on the internet!! One more comment. We will see ya soon. If you think this is a joke keep on! I can think of better jokes than those of children in sexual ways! See ya pervert! |
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FUCK YOU on May 23, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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SHIT I FORGOT SCHOOL IS OUT FOR KIDS, YOU GOT TO BE UNDER 18 OR A MENTAL MIDGET, THEREFORE I SHOULD NOT BE USING BAD LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF YOU SO I’M DONE WITH THIS, IF YOU THINK SICK JOKES ARE CHILD PORN YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO ARGUE WITH SO YOU WIN |
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FUCK YOU on May 23, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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HERE’S SOMETHING YOU CAN’T DO, YOUR FUCKING CONFUSED
SAY I WAS 27 ON A CHAT ROOM LOOKING FOR YOUNG GIRLS SAY 15 TO FUCK, THE COPS GO ON AND ACT LIKE THE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL & I ASKED HER TO MEET ME FOR SEX
WELL THEN I WOULD BE IN FUCKING TROUBLE, BUT NOT FOR SICK JOKES
NOW HOW OLD ARE YOU FOR REAL? I DO NOT WISH TO WASTE MY TIME ARGUING WITH ANYONE UNDER 18 |
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here's another on May 23, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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here’s another to piss you off, this is the rudest sickest joke I ever heard
a guy is holding hands walking with a little girl deep into the woods, the little girl says I’m scared......
the guy says you think your scared, I got to walk out of these woods alone
fucking sick huh |
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prove it on May 23, 2005 @ 9:47 pm |
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here’s what you said, prove it kid, don’t tell me to go to my local courthouse, show me the federal law you think you know so much, prove it, by the way go to the michael jackson section if you want to see some sick shit by some nuts, schools out shouldn’t you be going off to bible school for some brainwashing?
And the U.S. will not tolerate it anymore! So keep running off @ the mouth because it will come back to haunt you.>> We will not shut any website down based on the vulgariy of it, but it is the The Law and you can read it for yourself @ a local courthouse,,, It is against the law to even talk about minor children in a sexual way on the internet!! |
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Joe on June 8, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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Mark Martin rules jeff gordon sucks jakeys nutts...both of them |
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