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earnhardt can’t win
Posted by: Mark Smith on April 12, 2005 @ 5:06 pm
A man walked into a store with his dog. The nascar race was on tv. Suddenly the dog barked, and the store owner asks the man what it meant. The man replied Earnhardt is in 3rd. A while later the dog barked again. What does that mean? the store owner asks The man replied
Earnhardt is in 2nd. A few minutes later the dog barked again. What does that mean the man asked. The man said I don’t know the dog has never barked 3 times before. |
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Em on April 17, 2005 @ 10:00 am |
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i dont get it IDIOT |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 17, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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The guy is a retart. |
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48 fan on April 19, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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I don’t get it either. THAT SUCKS!! |
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48 fan on April 20, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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Jeff probably did write it. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 21, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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Hey stupids ass it’s "GORDON" fucking retart. |
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48 fan on April 21, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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Learn to spell RETARD!! |
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48 Fan on April 22, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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I love to blow little boys while I have my finger up their ass, sure they shoot blanks but I love them anyway, I am afraid of pussy |
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Car 48 on April 27, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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Hey fuck you! Earnhardt is the greatest driver of all time in my opinion! |
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Car 48 on April 28, 2005 @ 9:57 am |
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I love him so much I would lick his asshole |
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jeff gorden on April 29, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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I AM SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN’T EVEN SPELL MY OWN NAME
ALL I KNOW IS I WANT TO DIG UP DALE & FUCK HIM IN THE ASS, ANYONE HAVE A SHOVEL, RUBBER, & VASOLINE???? |
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Lori on May 5, 2005 @ 5:11 pm |
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Get it right...its not even funny told right but here it is:
man walks into a bar with his dog. A Winston Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt is doing. The bartender says "Earnhardts is in 25th". The dog jumps up, and runs around
the barstool 25 times. A couple of laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 10th". The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt is up to 3rd",
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times The bartender says "WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Earnhardt wins?"
"I don’t know", says the man, "I’ve only had him a year and a half
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mike on May 7, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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the truth hurts lori |
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th24dupont on May 19, 2005 @ 2:38 am |
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lori has it right... hell if jr ever win i will run around the bar stool 3 times. But he will have to pay Jeff Gordon to let him win first!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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th24dupont on May 19, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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if jr. ever wins, I will blow him in victory lane |
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3&8 RULE!!!!!!! on May 27, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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I was born white trash, my grass is 3 foot high, I have broken down cars in my yard, also some old appliances, I will never learn, there is no college in my future, also my teeth are yellow |
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jeff fan! on June 5, 2005 @ 5:40 pm |
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you guys are wrong gordon has 73 career wins |
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Dale jr. fan on June 14, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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I don’t get it you retard
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DIE 8 GO 24 on June 15, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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HA HA HA I love this web site, it’s a combo of winners and goof balls i love it. HA HA HA HA. |
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dalehater on June 27, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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Hey yall,
What was going though Dale’s mind as he hit the wall.
The Windshield. Haha |
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