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Wallet
Posted by: Penny on July 5, 2004 @ 2:00 pm
Why does Jeff Gordon carry crap in his wallet?
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lindsey ross on July 14, 2004 @ 10:37 am |
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this joke SUCKS. |
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umm yeaa on July 15, 2004 @ 6:13 am |
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BOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE lol haaa |
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matt on July 25, 2004 @ 4:00 pm |
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but Gordon is crap so this joke is true but not funny. |
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CASEY DEAVER on July 30, 2004 @ 11:06 am |
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GORDON IS THE BEST RACER IN NASCAR RIGHT NOW AND WILL BE FOR YEARS TO COME I DONT CARE WHO YOU LIKE HE IS A MUCH BETTER RACER.......(JUST LOOK AT THE CAREER STATISTICS. |
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J.G fan on August 13, 2004 @ 12:41 pm |
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my I.Q just dropped 20 points from reading that stupid joke. |
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Jayla on August 14, 2004 @ 10:03 pm |
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Good Joke!..And awsome point! :) Go Number 8! |
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jaala on August 16, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
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this joke is true, he is a good driver but he sucks at everything else!!!!!! |
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Elizabeth on September 2, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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Good joke, because GORDON SUCKS! |
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monique on September 27, 2004 @ 12:38 pm |
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this joke has no point. yea he sux, but cant ya come up with somethin better?! go dale jr!!! |
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john on October 13, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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Lindsiey ross suck munkey shit |
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wow on October 17, 2004 @ 2:10 am |
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i like jeff gordon because he Enunciates. I dont like the redneck drivers....learn to talk before you drive |
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linz roo on October 21, 2004 @ 6:20 pm |
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haha john u cant even spell my freakin name right. its LINDSEY ROSS you jack ass. let me explain i HATE gordon, but come on this joke sucks really BADLY |
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NextEm on October 27, 2004 @ 7:27 pm |
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This joke (if u can consider it one) was terrible my 2 year old cousin could have thought of something better. GO 24!!! |
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Maverick on November 6, 2004 @ 9:13 pm |
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you laugh it up at all the other drivers jokes, but when someone punks your driver, you turn into Kevin Harvick, throw a tantrum... And to the guy who’s got a problem with Rednecks, who do you think made NASCAR? If you want drivers who enunciate, go watch Indy or F1 and quit ripping off Foxworthy in your comments. |
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redneckboy on November 12, 2004 @ 7:51 pm |
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jeff gordon is the man |
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kasey kahne lover on December 14, 2004 @ 5:39 pm |
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joke is pointless but i soo agree..he sucks..i hate him..earnhardts ROCK..rip SR. i love and miss ya.. I LOVE KASEY KAHNE. YES YES |
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jeff24gordon on December 15, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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NOW TELL THE ONE THAT DOESNT SUCK |
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Jeff Gordon 24 Yeah! on January 14, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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Gordon is a good clean racer, he is a great romodel, and why do you all hate him is he to much competition for ya? Dont hate appreciate cuz in the end hes great! |
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LIVE on January 28, 2005 @ 12:30 pm |
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What is the probability Jeff Gordon will win 3 more championships before Junior wins his first? 24 to 8. Fuckers!!!! |
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Jakey on February 6, 2005 @ 6:24 pm |
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Jeff Gordon RULES! Dale Jr. SUCKS! He looks like Ronald McDonald when he does cut his hair. He’s also a freaky redneck. |
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shafer on February 11, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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that’s good |
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MaxWedgeV8 on February 16, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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All you Jr. fans say Gordon sucks while Gordon has won 4 championships and Jr. has won zero...so until Dale Jr. wins at least 5 championships, you guys better shut up. So i think all you Dale jr. fans are gonna have to stick to cheap shot jokes like this cause theres no way you guys are gonna crack a racing joke without sounding like complete morons. |
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sid on February 20, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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if i were Gordon id tell JR. to win a championship...or two...or three....or four...haha....Dale jr. talk like retarded kid on drugs...duh duh yea it was fast and all.....what a loser |
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Jakey on February 21, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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Ralph the Redneck Racer. (I wonder if you dumbasses know who Ralph is.) |
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dupont dufus on February 24, 2005 @ 11:15 am |
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earnhardt sr. and jr. are the greatest drivers ever. rainbow retard supports must be on drugs because you all don’t have n e clue of what yur saying. n dale isn’t retarded cuz thats the way southern people talk jackass! people that like gordon need to choke on their words |
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Brittany on February 24, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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This joke rocks |
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joey on February 28, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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hey at least gordon brings a girl to the track and jr brings his mom!!!!!!! LoL gordon fan for life |
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adam on March 2, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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dumb ass JOKE.
go brian vickers! |
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Jakey on March 3, 2005 @ 9:11 pm |
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Ya! Go Brian Vickers! :-) |
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Carmen on March 10, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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That joke is pretty funny but my sister likes jeff and I wouldnt want anybody saying that about Dale Jr. so its mean but still funny . |
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Jakey on March 11, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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Carmen you are a bitch. Whore. Ha Ha. Dale Jr. justs a rinky dink redneck. Ha Ha, Fuck you BITCH! |
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Jakey on March 11, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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Jakey on March 11, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
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What the hell? I put a clown with Jimmie johnson eyebrows on my last comment and nothing showed up. Lets see if it will do it this time. |
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Jakey on March 11, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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IT DIDN’T DO IT AGAIN!!!!! WHY? WHY? THE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE A CLOWN WITH JIMMIE JOHNSON EYEBROWS! WHY? TELL ME WHY? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jakey on March 15, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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Jakey on March 15, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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NOOOOO |
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Jakey on March 17, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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Jakey on March 17, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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What the fucking shit man? WHYYYYYY? |
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Jakey on March 17, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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Jakey on March 17, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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You think I would stop trying, but no. I WILL NOT!!!!!! |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 12:18 am |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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I rule! |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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I totally rule! Jakey is way better than all you damn rednecks! |
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Jakey's sister on March 30, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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Yes, Jakey does totally rule! |
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Jakey's dog (Jake) on March 30, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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Bark Jakey rules Bark! |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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I have nothing better to do than this. I think that is sooo sad. |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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Since I have nothing better to do I would like to say something. I rule. My sister thinks I rule and my dog(Jake) also think I rule. So I think this all you Dale Jr., Carl Edwards fans or any one else I hate, you are idiots. Stupid carl edwards only reasons why poeple like him is because he does backflips.WOW! He stoll it too. They think he is so orginal, he does a backflip,WOW, but he’s not, he stoll it. And really is it that amazing? I don’t give a crap about a damn flip.WOW! Wow, wow, wow, wow,wow,WOW! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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Are you on medication cuz you really need to take it. |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 11:50 pm |
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NO I don’t I’m perfectly sane and don’t take medication. |
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Jakey on March 30, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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NOOOOOOOO!!! IT DIDN’T WORK AGAIN!!!!! WHY WON"T THE JIMMIE JOHNSON SHOW UP? WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYY? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE SHOW UP, I’M GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jakey on March 31, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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I hate Carl Edwards!DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll backflip you asshole!!!! Am I the only guy how hates that faker! DRIVE FOR 5 IS ALIVE IN ’05! YA BABY YA!!!! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 31, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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HAHA SEE SEE YOU’R GOING CRAZY HA.peace |
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Jakey on April 3, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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You guys gotta check out the message board at kaseykahne.com. It’s so funny! I’m caseymears41. I pissed them off. |
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Jakey on April 8, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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Well, can’t see that know, I got banned and the posts gor deleted. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 9, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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HAHA! |
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Jakey on April 9, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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whatever. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 11, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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you must be hot! |
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Jakey on April 16, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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What does that mean? |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 18, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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.................ok.................... |
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Jakey on April 19, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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ok I’m an idiot. |
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Jakey on April 19, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jakey exclaims, "The Jimmie Johnson didn’t work!" Jakey then bags her head against the desk. "NOOOOOOO!!" Jakey screams again. Jakey’s mom comes in, "What the hell are you doing? Get off the internet, Andrea." |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 21, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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Funny shit you post! |
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Jakey on April 21, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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I HATE CARL EDWARDS! I HATE CARL EDWARDS! I HATE CARL EDWARDS! DOES ANY ON ELSE? I HATE IS GUTS! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 23, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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He sucks. |
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Jakey on April 24, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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Thank god, I might have had to kill you if you didn’t. BTW some freak is stealing my name DON’T believe its me if you see some freak using my name. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 24, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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Allrighty then. |
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Jakey on April 29, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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I got my first pussy hair today |
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Jakey on April 30, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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Just shut the fuck up bastard. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on May 1, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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thats funny. |
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Jakey on May 4, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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anyone want to smell my tampon??? |
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Jakey on May 5, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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God you are a freak stop using my name, why don’t you use the name pervert dumbass. |
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Jakey on May 11, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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my dildo smells like dead fish, I put a # 3 on it
I wish dale sr. could of ate me out |
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Jakey on May 11, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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I just going to ignore you. I hope people will trust that its not me. |
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Jakey on June 10, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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Jakey on June 10, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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