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NASCAR stands for?
Posted by: matt on November 20, 2004 @ 11:24 am
what does NASCAR stand for?
Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks |
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Erica on December 3, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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Oh my gosh that was SOOO incredibly funny! You KILL me!!!
Ha...ha...ha...
Idiot |
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seann on December 5, 2004 @ 5:16 pm |
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that was so not funny |
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Casey on December 10, 2004 @ 5:30 pm |
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Oh my god that was so funny i forgot to laugh. I’m laughing on the inside really
STUPID IDIOT |
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kasey fan on December 14, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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you must be a yankee |
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kasey fan on December 14, 2004 @ 5:31 pm |
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you must be a yankee |
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jeff24gordon on December 15, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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HEY, NOW TELL THE ONE THAT DOESNT SUCK |
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l;jasdfl;jasl;dj on December 17, 2004 @ 10:13 am |
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Curse you |
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dfs on December 19, 2004 @ 6:29 pm |
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i like |
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Dan on December 20, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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Uh huh... how much money did YOU make last year, matt. You are truely a dipshit ! |
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John on December 22, 2004 @ 8:32 am |
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That is so stupid you yankee |
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sal on December 27, 2004 @ 1:19 pm |
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excellent love that joke |
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michael on December 29, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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ur a dumd butt ur so stupid yankee |
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noneya on December 30, 2004 @ 5:15 pm |
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dude grow up, because to sit in a car and go around in circled many of times is making them drivers many of millions of dollars. Hater
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Kelly Gordon on December 31, 2004 @ 11:03 pm |
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I thought that was funny cause im not a redneck its kinda the truth..but thats not what is stands for! |
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??? on January 3, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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matt probably like chevys too
now THATS funny |
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FUKIN RED NEKS on January 12, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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YE THA IS FUNNY COZ ALL U FUKIN REDNEKS ARE RETARDED AND HE WAS JST TRYIN TO GET ACROSS THE POINT THAT U HAV RETARDED REDNEK SPORTS. FUKIN FAT FUKS |
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2 True on January 12, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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Ha. You tell them! Your spelling was abit off but not as retarded as if you were a redneck. I hate thoes lazy bastards. goin round in a circle thankfully is not a sport. So i guess it does not stand for what you said it does. |
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nasacar10 on January 13, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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YOU STUPID YANKEE RETARES. THE ONLY REASON YOU KEEP ON SAYING THAT IS BECAUSE NASCAR IS BETTING UP FOOTBALL IN THE STANDINGS |
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Aj on January 17, 2005 @ 9:27 pm |
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Born a yank grown a good ol boy. Joke sucked most nascar drivers lose up to ten pounds during a race. What other sport has numbers like that. If it was easy everyone would be doing it. |
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your mom on January 24, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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that was funny |
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nascar fan 000000001 on January 25, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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it stands for National Association Stock Car Auto Racing |
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BECCA on January 26, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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HOPEFULLY WE WONT LOSE ANOTHER TRACK TO WHERE YOU LIVE |
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Dale Earnhardt (3) on January 28, 2005 @ 10:03 am |
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Nervous Assholes Satisfying Cranially Absent Rednecks |
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#8 on February 9, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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say what ya want about nascar, if you watch football, basketball or baseball you must be really stupid because while they are raking in billions upon billions you dumbasses are building them fancy new stadiums and being taxed out the gazoo while they are laughing at ya whether you like it or not. If an 80 year old grandma on ss dont watch these sports she should not have the tax on her property to pay for it when these should be a self supporting sport. |
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the driver on February 10, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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it was funnier when my foot got run over by a semi |
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the driver on February 10, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
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it was funnier when my foot got run over by a semi, I drive race cars and Ion’t know of too many other sporths that are as demanding as driving. there are no breaks or time-outs |
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NASCAR HATER on February 11, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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hahaha nice joke |
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dreamteam on February 12, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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hey player hater, you can’t talk ruud, you go play sport that isn’t sport then, jerkman, pisseroff , man sport real hard than jumpink |
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Nascar=BORING on February 13, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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Why do people like to watch this? I mean there’s nothing better on. Let’s watch a bunch of out of shape guys drive around a circle like a hundred times and let’s call that a sport. What is athletic about it? When I drive I don’t need a water break afterwards, I’m not about to pass out like sports I’ve done. It’s stupid, don’t give me the crashes are fun to watch, cause that happens like once in awhile. Why don’t you watch a real sport like boxing, football, baseball,......fill in the blank? |
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Nascar sucks!! on February 13, 2005 @ 12:46 am |
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I don’t understand rednecks calling "yankees" stupid. We score higher on every standardized test, most of the highest IQ averages come from the north, we have better schools. I bet your public schools still teach creation and don’t have any sex ed courses (it’s the devil’s preaching yehaaa!). Seriously, it’s rednecks that give our country a bad name. "If you don’t like our country, you can geeet ouut!" Well the opinion of other countries in the does matter, cause we live in the world, idiots! You pretend to be so religious, but yet you have sex with your relatives and have a shotgun ready for the first person to step on your property. Whatever, just remember if you continue to waste your time with Nascar, chances are you will never leave the trailor park you call a home! |
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Nascar sucks!! on February 13, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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I don’t understand rednecks calling "yankees" stupid. We score higher on every standardized test, most of the highest IQ averages come from the north, we have better schools. I bet your public schools still teach creation and don’t have any sex ed courses (it’s the devil’s preaching yehaaa!). Seriously, it’s rednecks that give our country a bad name. "If you don’t like our country, you can geeet ouut!" Well the opinion of other countries in the does matter, cause we live in the world, idiots! You pretend to be so religious, but yet you have sex with your relatives and have a shotgun ready for the first person to step on your property. Whatever, just remember if you continue to waste your time with Nascar, chances are you will never leave the trailor park you call a home! |
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yodaddy on February 14, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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you brag about how great you are then doublepost......sounds like someone has an itty bitty boinker and is jealous. You must have been in the south with your wife and she got longdicked while you was here otherwise you wouldnt think this is "your" country and make such dumb statements. |
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Nascar sucks!! on February 14, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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Oh, yeah. Double posting makes me dumb because I thought my computer was acting up and click submit twice. I guess I must be much dumber than these half way legible ramblings you guys call posts. Example:
"say what ya want about nascar, if you watch football, basketball or baseball you must be really stupid because while they are raking in billions upon billions you dumbasses are building them fancy new stadiums and being taxed out the gazoo while they are laughing at ya whether you like it or not. If an 80 year old grandma on ss dont watch these sports she should not have the tax on her property to pay for it when these should be a self supporting sport." |
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Nascar sucks!! on February 14, 2005 @ 6:29 pm |
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Maybe I "is" jealous or am jealous, depends on whether or not you want to use correct English. Either way you didn’t support your argument, so I guess the South being dumb stands. I don’t have a wife I’m a 18 year old college student and as for itty bitty, 7 1/2" and 6 1/2" around, so sorry no. Also, it doesn’t matter cause girls don’t want loser nobodies that live in a trailor, unless they happen to be white trash themselves. I just don’t like the South cause they bring this country’s reputation down. Oh and I’m not the one will to watch cars drive in circles. Sorry, I like to watch sports, not people driving a car. |
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dan on February 14, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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all yall fucking nascar haters can suck my dick. cause this redneck will kick anybody’s ass. those damn yanks can go and fuck something because there a bunch of dumbass any way. BITCH |
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Nascar sucks!! on February 15, 2005 @ 12:04 am |
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dan, you’re probably some nerdy looking kid that think he’s a tough guy cause he’s from Texas. OOOOOOOO Let’s go bring your as to New York City and say that to everyone. Guarantee you won’t make it out alive. You rednecks are the dumbasses. You see you can’t use the same thing we call you cause you are too unoriginal to come up with an insult. How do you figure we are dumb anyways? What we have better schools, jobs, etc? I will fight any of you pussy-ass rednecks anyday. Bring your pork grind-eating ass up here and go back to Texas crying to your "momma" or pig, what ever smells better at the time. |
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trailor prk mgr on February 20, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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I’ truly offended.....takes hard work getting dem rabbit ears and alumunion balls on dem attenna ears, just right so I can see my favorite races. I had attenna once on top of my trailor but lightn dun struck and now Ma and Pa (my aunt and uncle) don’t let nuttin up by there.
I love nasar, nascr, carnas, naaascr, well hell you now how to spell it
hugs and kisses to all my family from the trailor park
Cletus Ray Smith |
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Keith on February 21, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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Sounds like you all need to get a life. |
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dan on February 21, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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im sorry about all the bad things i said about you nascar haters. i just got throo fuckin my sister and she got pissed at me because i crushed her cigarettes. this redneck will suck anyones dick just to show how sorry i am. those yanks are so much smarter than me and have real girlfriends. must be all that inbreedin’ that has me so fucked up in the haid. |
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Nascar sucks!! on February 23, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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Not
A
Sport
Can’t
Anyone
Recognize |
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Blue Eyes on March 2, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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Everyone that hates Nascar & thinks it’s not a sport are just mouthy because your trying to overcompensate for lack of brains or jewels somewhere else! Your just jealous because it’s the only SPORT that requires 2 balls! Have a nice Pathetic Life! |
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Nascar sucks!! on March 3, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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Tell me, how do you think these "athletes" would do in football? The must have incredible athletic ability cause the drive a car, right? Sorry, I don’t have a pathetic life. I’m not the one who sits down in front of the tv to see a bunch of cars drive in circles for five hours. Seem like you live an interesting life.
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AJ on March 5, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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if youve ever ridden a dirt bike you now how just "driving" can be exausting i have a 129 IQ and i like nascar. By the way Me on February 22, 2005 @ 12:10 pm nest time you are looking at porn at 12:10 take your black hating mouth and suck yourself! |
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Nascar sucks!! on March 6, 2005 @ 12:57 am |
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Yeah I think I need to get in better shape. I’ll quit lifting and running and start driving. I’m sure I’ll get in such good shape. From now on I’m driving everywhere. |
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PB on March 12, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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NASCAR |
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PB on March 12, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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NASCAR is for drivers who can’t make it in Formula 1. HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING TURNS BESIDES LEFT YOU IDIOTS. America is in decline when a bunch of crap cars are restricted and then told to turn left only. :) Jesus, not only that...it’s like fucking bumper cars. Here’s an idea? How about real racing on road courses where you don’t have to play bumper cars to win...
NASCAR is a cult for rednecks with a limited gene pool. |
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PB on March 12, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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NASCAR
No
Actual
Speed
Cause we
Are
Retarded |
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PB on March 12, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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....and....
Let’s add more embarrassment when Jimmy Johnson entered the European International Race of Champions and couldn’t finish one race??? He crashed 2 times driving a rally car on a small dirt track.
These NASCAR drivers don’t even have the basic skills to drive a car on a small dirt track for bragging rights against the likes of Michael Schumacher (F1) and Sebastien Loeb (WRC). Americans look like weak, pathetic morons when it comes to autoracing. NASCAR sucks, period. HMMM...let’sput restricter plates on these cars so that we can make them go even slower so the inbred hillbillies don’t crash and die.
Answer this question....what the hell is the difference between NASCAR and IROC now? The only difference is that the IROC cars are all painted the same.
SOLUTION: NASCAR people, stop fucking your sisters and find someone outside the gene pool to breed with...okay? |
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boomer on March 14, 2005 @ 6:27 am |
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yeah asshole a bunch of out of shape guys racing.........petty and waltrip just ran a 25 mile marathon for charity....how fucking far can you run? idiot.
And PB i hope i run into your big mouth someday cuz im gonna knock all the fucking teeth out of it.
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andrea on March 16, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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you all are a bunch of ignorany assholes...you obviously dont watch the SPORT jackass...i’d like to see you drive around 140 degree track for four hours, then you can make stupid ass remarks like that |
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Nascar=boring on March 17, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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Trust me, lifting weight, running, and conditioning has nothing to do with Nascar. You can be a big fatass and still be a great driver. Yeah, I’m sure there are Nascar drivers that are in great shape, there are bound to be some, but I really don’t think Nascar will make anybody athletic in the least bit. |
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jrrocks on March 19, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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that was the stupidest fucking joke ever |
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redneckchik88 on March 20, 2005 @ 1:44 am |
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dude thanks for the comment, now do us all a favor and keep your yankee tale out of our circle and off the road until you learn how tho drive, yall have killed enough people with your stupid driving techniqes. go earnhardt!!!!!! |
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Nascar=boring on March 21, 2005 @ 1:12 am |
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Lol! We’re bad drivers? You guy can’t even drive in an inch of snow without a seven car pile up! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 21, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
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What the hell how can you post that early sick fucker |
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Coffey on March 21, 2005 @ 8:24 am |
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That’s some funny shit! |
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Nascar=boring on March 21, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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What the fuck are you talking about early? Is that past you bed time? |
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bucher on March 21, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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what a dumbass |
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Farmboy on March 22, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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whos a dumbass |
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bucher on March 22, 2005 @ 3:45 pm |
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the person who wrote this joke is a dumbass |
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bucher on March 22, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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sorry farmboy , i should have clarified that |
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Zach on March 27, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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This message is to NASCAR=Boring. Hey, how would YOU like to be driving a car that goes almost 200 mph and not be exausted. You have got to be in shape body wise AND mentaly. MENTALY you ask? Imagen: you are in a car that has mind blowing sound, and you have 42 drivers on your tail bumping you, all zooming along at 200 miles per hour. And that if you make the tiniest mistake, you will spin out and may injure or even kill you. You really have to have guts. Now... lets get to the body wise part. You’re probably thinking, "Wow... turning a wheel left for two hours. (sarcasticly) Very exciting." WRONG. You are in a car that heats up to 110 degrees F. And guess what? NO AIR CONDITIONING!!! Thats right. THATS why you need water after and during the race. You have to be in pretty good shape to turn a wheel thats going 180 mph in the turns. I hope this proves you wrong, and I hope you will consider being a racing fan or even race yourself someday. |
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Nascar=boring on March 27, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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I’m not saying it’s easy, I’m just saying it should not be considered a sport. I also think it is as boring to watch as watching the paint dry. Also, Nascar does not require nearly the hard work as sports do. That is why it will never be in the Olympics. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 27, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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You just can’t get it through throu your head can you? |
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Zach on March 28, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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HEY!!!! I know it’s not easy, NASCAR=Boring!!! But I’m JUST trying to PROVE that it IS EXCITING!!!!!! It’s not super on TV, but if you are ACUALLY at a race, it is mind-blowingly(and EAR blowingly) exciting, you bitch! |
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Nascar=boring on March 28, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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Ehh, sorry. I would rather not waste my time watching it or my money. |
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Richard Headly on March 29, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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Y’all are sooo funny.
All this cussin is redickulus.
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Zach on March 30, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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YOU JUST CAN’T GET IT OUT A YO HEAD, CAN YA, NASCAR=BORING????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 31, 2005 @ 5:18 pm |
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It’s all that dick sucking, thats why he can’t get it throu his head. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 1, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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Well i’m not the one calling guys my "buddy". For your information i like mint icecreame and i whatch nascar. |
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Zach on April 3, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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FLORIDA GATORS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Nascar=boring on April 4, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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What does calling people buddy have to do with anything. Ok, your redneck, stupid ass must be used to "partner". |
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Sam on April 5, 2005 @ 5:18 am |
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Thankyou deVine, now all the nascar fans will be too busy on your site, looking for like minded guys to do some bumper to bumper...racing... to leave poorly written comments on this site. It amazes me how toothless rednecks cannot see how alarmingly inbred they truly are. Their idea of success is if they are able to get a two-story trailer, have a nice family(sired by a sibling, or close relative)they can come home to(that is, those that actually have jobs and are not living off of welfare) to beat up, and beer. Still it is nice that they are around, who else would scrape up the roadkill off the road, or fix the crapper.
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Sam on April 5, 2005 @ 5:19 am |
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The south will always be behind the north...technologically, socially, economically, and in education. But, it is safe to assume that being "behind", is a preferable position to most southern guys.
p.s.-don’t prove my statements further by posting a lame reply like"I liake bein behind so I could kik ur but azzhol!". Oh and by the way, the North kicked your ass in the civil war, so there is no confederacy, so you can quit making a jackass of yourself with your "rebel" flags and bumper stickers. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 9, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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HMMM well nascar=boring when i refer to partner is when you have a partner for a project in high school, i should use bed buddy for you. |
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Nascar=boring on April 11, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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I’m from up north where we use term like -"Buddy, move your fuckin car!" Where as you probably use the terms your fellow slack jawed, sister fucking yokels use- "Howdy, partner!" |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 11, 2005 @ 1:54 pm |
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Tell me where up north do you live? Cuz i live in michgan. |
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Nascar=boring on April 12, 2005 @ 1:26 am |
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I live in New York. |
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Jakey on April 19, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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If any cares, I live in Illinois. I don’t even know if I spelled that right. That’s kinda sad. |
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Paul on April 19, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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Howdy, y’all! I’m from San Francisco and I just love it. I saw the most gorgeous rainbow the other day. I totally believe that everyone should live in San Francisco at least one time in their lives. |
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Paul on April 21, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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Uhh.. hello? That’s already established. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 21, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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Still cold up here about in the 50s. |
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Paul on April 22, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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Where are you from exactly, DIE 8 GO 24? |
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Jakey on April 22, 2005 @ 5:56 pm |
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Yeah, DIE 8 GO 24, It’s cold here too, it was 40 this morning and they say it might snow. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 23, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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Michgan. |
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Paul on April 23, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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I mean like more specific. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 23, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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No, no way i’m telling you. |
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Paul on April 24, 2005 @ 3:21 am |
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Why not? |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 24, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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You’r going to wind up at my house. |
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Paul on April 27, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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No I’m not, hon. I was just curious cause my ex boyfriend was from Ann Arbor orginally. I was only wondering, I’m harmless. |
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Jakey on April 27, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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100th comment YES!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jakey on April 29, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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I WANT 100 DICKS IN ME NOW, LINE UP BOYS!!! |
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