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Gordon=stupid
Posted by: Joe Synakiewicz on December 17, 2004 @ 9:17 pm
| Dale Earnhart may have hit the wall, but Jeff Gordon got hit with the stupid stick. |
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Bret on December 20, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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That was really funny. I told it to my sis and she fell
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John on December 22, 2004 @ 8:31 am |
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that is really stupid idiot |
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sal on December 28, 2004 @ 10:01 am |
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stupid stick is what Tony Stewart was hit with
you wanna bes must realize the greatness of JEFF gORDON |
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Kevin on December 31, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
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ummmm.....that not funny but jeff gordon is a dumbass |
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Kelly Gordon on December 31, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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Ya i have to agree...totally not funny..i agree with the tony stewart thing..now thats humor! |
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patti on January 17, 2005 @ 9:14 am |
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Gordon is a spoiled little rich kid and needs the stick on his backside |
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BECCA on January 26, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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HAHA HA THAT WAS A STUPID JOKE WHOS STILL RACING. |
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josh on February 3, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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jeff gorden sucks dick!!!!! |
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Jakey on February 6, 2005 @ 12:21 pm |
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ITS SPELLED JEFF GORDON YOU IDIOTS ITS NOT THAT HARD! |
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shutupyank on February 9, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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hey jackomouth, this is just for you, lol.............
This texan and yankee were driving down the road when they hit a deer, it landed in the ditch with it’s head stuck in the fence. The texan got out and dropped his drawers, unwound his pecker and got him some deer. He got back in the truck and the yankee had a big smile on his face so the texan says "you want some of that boy?" The yankee got a bigger grin on his face got out of the truck, walked over to the fence, dropped his drawers and stuck his head in the fence...... Them yanks kinda dumb, they been breeding with the blacks too long. |
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Gordonfan#1 on February 11, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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i totally agree with Jack-o-Lantern |
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awesome bill on February 14, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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jackolantern, do you have a snowshovel? Do you have snowchains? I dont.........now whos the dumbfuck? |
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Nascar sucks!! on February 14, 2005 @ 6:37 pm |
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Well all of Nascar is stupid, not just Jeff Gordon. |
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nascar fan on February 15, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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Hey, I also have to agree with Jack-o-Lantern. |
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j.j. on February 19, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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Jeff Gorden sucks like a toothpick |
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Emily on February 19, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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k Jeff Gordon is the best thing to ever come along! so shut the hell up! |
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Jakey on February 20, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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j.j. IT IS SPELLED JEFF GORDON!!!!!!!!! |
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Maverick3 on February 20, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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Jack o lantern, you are a fucking piece of shit, you and all your pussy yankee bastard fish eating friends, FUCK you, jeff gordan, and all yankees. May you all burn in hell you fucking shit heads. |
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junior fan on February 20, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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First of all jack-o-lantern, nobody cares about the movie deliverence. Are you that under-educated that you have you get your history of the United states from movies? I picture you being about 350 pounds and I’m sure the last time you had pussy was when pussy had you. So do us all a favor and go suck Jeff Gordons dick since your so in love with him. Hey, maybe he’ll make you one of his "Rainbow Warriors". |
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junior fan on February 20, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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correction, Are you that under-educated that you have to get your history of the United States from movies? |
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jr.number8rules on February 22, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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The Driver u know nothing. jr. drives right. by the way jimie johnsen is cooler than gorden
i call gorden aka the rainbow warrior
thx,
p.s. gorden still sux
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Brittany on February 24, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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all jeff fans are fucking idiots so get over it jr. rocks |
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Agree on March 2, 2005 @ 1:50 am |
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Absolutely, people need to realize they are just jokes. Good point, seinfeld! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 4, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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Did you get hit over the head by your dads dick |
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Redneck to the bone on March 6, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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Funny, your momma was saying the same thing to me about you last night. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 6, 2005 @ 9:51 am |
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i don’t got time for you lame ass |
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Redneck to the bone on March 6, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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That’s what your momma said to u before i came over. |
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Smartass on March 12, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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this is funny shit |
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Smartass on March 13, 2005 @ 10:04 am |
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now thats even funnier |
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Scott on March 29, 2005 @ 8:46 am |
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Nascar is FUCKING BORING. Redneck jerkoffs driving around in a circle.
Only the stupidest people could possibly enjoy that shit. |
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Scott on March 29, 2005 @ 8:46 am |
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Nascar is FUCKING BORING. Redneck jerkoffs driving around in a circle.
Only the stupidest people could possibly enjoy that shit. |
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jr.number8rules on March 30, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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scott u can just go eat u own.............................but lickin chicken |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on March 31, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE IF YOU HATE NASCAR THEN FUCKING LEAVE.winners |
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Nascar=sucks on March 31, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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Um, no. This is a joke forum, not a fan site. We post jokes cause we think Nascar is boring and atleast were bringing some excitement to an otherwise boring activity. |
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junior fan on April 1, 2005 @ 12:29 am |
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Seinfeldfan. Life is too short to worry about not offending people. I don’t buy into the whole politically correct bullshit. So I really don’t care if I offend someone. You have your life, I have mine. I’ll say what I want, when I want and you have the right to do the same. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 1, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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Ok Nascar=sucks how about i post my fist in your face then we’ll see what excitement you people bring. |
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jr.number8rules on April 1, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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seinfeldfan is right but i still hate Gordon’s *a*s*s |
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Jakey on April 2, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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You spelled Johnson wrong to, it isn’t even that hard to spell. |
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jr.numbe8rules on April 2, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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Jakey shut yo fucking black ass up.
shit head
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Getoverit on April 3, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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ok people its a place to post jokes!!!
You guys are gonna have a stroke, lighten up you only live once. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 3, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
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Bull shit 8 sucks and you know it. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 11, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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WOW 5 years of tuching men and 11 years of acting like a fairy princess you really scare me, can you lift 450 5 times can you squat 700 8 times i like to see you try. The only exersise you need is to jog 3 days a week for one hour and weight lift 3 days a week and you can kick any ones ass. Also you stupid fuck that was that brittany chick that said that not me. |
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122334566647r86///// on April 16, 2005 @ 1:20 am |
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i have to say so my self |
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Paul on April 16, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
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Guys, why do you hate Gordon? He’s totally hot! He has such a nice ass! |
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Paul on April 16, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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I’d love to see what’s under the hood if you know what I mean. Oh I am just too bad. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 17, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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Paul, Gordon all ready has some one for that. |
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Paul on April 18, 2005 @ 1:08 am |
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He already has a boyfriend? OMG! I am so sad! Well what can anybody expect, he’s so hot. Man, I would love to just eat off that ass. Tssss! ;-)
Well, Jeff, I still think you’re hot! |
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Paul on April 18, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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Well ain’t you just a ball of sun shine wrapped in a pretty rainbow. Listen, honey, I am free to express myself and if you can’t handle it than you can just not let the door hit your sweet ass when you leave.
I love you, Jeff! |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 18, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
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Fuck dued i had toooooooooooo much beer tonight. |
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Paul on April 19, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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DIE 8 GO 24, we should get together and drink one night, but I only drink wine coolers or low carb beer. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 19, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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No how about jack daniels and miller high life. |
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Paul on April 19, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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Gross! How can you drink that? I’m a Zema kinda guy. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 21, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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Zema Hmmmmm never heard of it. |
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Paul on April 22, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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Oh you just have to have it. Ask for one the next time you’re at a bar. I don’t know if they serve it in all bars, cause I only go to one bar and that’s Jeff’s Rainbow Club. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 23, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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Ok thats wierd. |
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DIE 8 GO 24 on April 23, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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I know that. |
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Paul on April 27, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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Am I like the only one here who thinks that Jeff Gordon is totally hot? I mean hello people speak up. |
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Jakey on April 27, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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Okay. Yuck. |
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Paul on April 29, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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I will fuck you in the ass Jakey while starring @ my hero, he’s dreamy |
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YOUR BUM on May 1, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
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J ACK-OFF-LANTERN YOU SUCK!!! YOU SMELL FUNNY!!! YOUR FAT!!! YOUR BALD!!! YOUR DUMB!!! |
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DIE 24 GO 8 on May 1, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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LIGHT YOUR FART’S AND BLOW YOURSELF UP |
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Paul on May 3, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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I know don’t you just love it! :-)
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jr. number8rules on May 11, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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I GAVE DALE JR. A RUSTY TRUMBONE |
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jr. number8rules on May 11, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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for those that don’t know, a rusty trumbone is when I get on my knees licking a guys ass while reaching around jerking him off |
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Die 24 Go 8 on May 14, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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Hear’s One for the Gordon Boy’s PULL UP YOUR PANTS YOU CREEP THAT THAR’S MY SHEEP, SITTIN IN THE SHED GITTIN SOME HEAD FROM A CALF. COM’ON YA’LL JOIN IN, YA’LL KNOW THE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Die 24 Go 8 on May 15, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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I like little boys whos daddys have big toys if you know what i mean. |
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jr.number8rules on May 16, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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die 24 go 8 i have 1 thing to say
Rock on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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paul on May 19, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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jeff gordon i need u,i want to eat yur ass |
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Paul on July 14, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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Can’t we all just get along. |
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