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Two pistle Pedro
Posted by: Artsy Aly on April 7, 2005 @ 4:37 am
One day a man rode into a town and saw a sign hanging on the
wall."WANTED" Two pistle Pedro DEAD OR ALIVE. The man figured he
could catch him so he rode of on his horse looking for him. In the middle
of the desert he all of a sudden is jumped and there was a man standing
in front of him. " I am Two pistle Pedro and you will do as I say or I will kill
you". "Get of your horse, go over there and pull your pants down and take a
shit. Then eat it." The man does as he is told and Pedro starts laughing
so hard he drops his pistles. The man quickey swipes them up and says"
Now it’s my turn" " Give me my horse back go over there pull your pants
down take a shit and eat it." Two pistle Pedro does as he is told and right
when he has his face in the shit, the man shoots him dead. He throws
Pedro on the back of his horse and rides back to town. He walks into the
bar and asks the bartender what the reward for Pedro’s capure is. The
bartender tells him that the reward is 10,000$. And asks "why did you
catch him. The man replies by saying I didn’t just catch him, I had lunch
with the man. |
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| From: |
ordinary girl on April 7, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
| Comment: |
thats nasty |
| From: |
Gary on April 7, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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Thats gud I give you a five. Q. Did you spell pistol wrong on purpose? |
| From: |
dided on on April 7, 2005 @ 3:29 pm |
| Comment: |
thats corny |
| From: |
mexx on April 7, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
| Comment: |
i ate my shit and liked it |
| From: |
mexx on April 7, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
| Comment: |
shit!! that was suposed to be from gamebreaker |
| From: |
mexx's mamacita on April 8, 2005 @ 1:24 am |
| Comment: |
why the hell didn’t i get an abortion. |
| From: |
charlotte on April 8, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
| Comment: |
wanna bang |
| From: |
Gamebreaker sucks on April 8, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
| Comment: |
As you can see his spelling improves with every post.
And we all know you’re really icepick. |
| From: |
Gamebreaker on April 8, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
| Comment: |
I don’t suk. I just suk dick. Tacoboy dick. |
| From: |
Tacoboy on April 9, 2005 @ 12:31 am |
| Comment: |
That’s right. And once I’ve gotten off, then it’s time to get you off. And you know what that
means? I get a nice man-boob fucking until you cum all over my chest.
I love being your little manslut |
| From: |
paul on April 9, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
| Comment: |
Good for you. You shouldn’t beat yourself up over it. |
| From: |
The Gamebreaker on April 9, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey wanna be your not getting famous.But who the fuck are you!!!
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| From: |
The Gamebreaker on April 9, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey wanna be!!Serious i am not icepick.but I might know what your talking about
Whats that site again that it’s on.(icepick site)so I can see what your talkin about |
| From: |
mexx on April 9, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
| Comment: |
FACK OFF KNOB |
| From: |
Nic on April 10, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
| Comment: |
The joke was good. But these comments are so fucked! You guys need to get a life!! |
| From: |
Gamebreaker on April 10, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey nic.........
lick a dick!! |
| From: |
Gamebreaker on April 10, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
| Comment: |
Or better yet, let me lick yours! |
| From: |
nOrThRiDgEhOtTiE05 on April 11, 2005 @ 8:22 am |
| Comment: |
thats was soo nasty and stupid!! |
| From: |
The Gamebreaker on April 11, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
| Comment: |
Sweet cheek virus is spreadin in the dirty jokes now.
Who knows how bad this can get.
Hey mexx
you are still
ah shit you already know. |
| From: |
mexx on April 12, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
| Comment: |
Take my advice try something new
Like I did with your mom and your sister
good times good times
jag off |
| From: |
bOObs on April 12, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
| Comment: |
Cute Joke |
| From: |
mexx on April 13, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
| Comment: |
fuck everybody on this site you
can all lick a dick and die.
You fucking queers
jag off |
| From: |
relish on April 26, 2005 @ 8:20 pm |
| Comment: |
anyone up 4 cyber sex?
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| From: |
Artsy Aly on May 10, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey I thought we were soposed to be talking about my joke. Yes I spelt that word wrong.
I’m Canadian |
| From: |
spiderturd on May 13, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
| Comment: |
i just took a big shity!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha |
| From: |
spiderturd on May 13, 2005 @ 9:21 pm |
| Comment: |
"Now, for the first time we can finally understand what the
African-apeman is saying; before you return the sub-human
animals back to the hell from which they came."
-White E. Boy
YA KNOWS WHATZ ’M SAYIN? - Used at the end of a sentence. Denotes a request for understanding from the Negroid individual. If you hear this repeatedly in a conversation,
put your foot in the apes mouth to shut it up.
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| From: |
spiderturd on May 13, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
| Comment: |
arsty you hoe ha ha ha |
| From: |
Mark Antony on March 7, 2006 @ 10:36 am |
| Comment: |
Sick joke |
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