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dog gets what he wants
Posted by: Bad Bad BoBo on April 16, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
| There was three dogs at the vet in the waiting room talking about why they were there. A poodle, a datsun, and a german shepard. The datsun and the german shepeard asked the poodle what he was there for. The poodle replied well my owners got this new rug and told me not to walk on it but it looked so soft I just could’nt help myself so anyway they got mad to say the least to make a long story short I think there gonna put me down..... Then the poodle and the german shepard asked the datsun why he was there the datsun replied well my owner just got this new fast sports car and said i could go for a ride if i did’nt piss in the car but i got so excited i pissed all over his leather seats so anyway to make a long story short i think there gonna put me down. Then the two dogs asked the german shepard why he was there. The shepard replied well my owner was cleaning the house and she bent over to pick up the couch and I just could’nt help myself I was so horny I just grabeed her and took what i wanted the other to dogs were like man i bet there gonna put you down for sure the shepard replies naaaaaaaaaaa she brought me in to get my nails trimed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| From: |
mexx on April 21, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
hey gamebreaker
i wanna dog
just like that
i’ll love that dog
i wanna suck you to
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| From: |
The Gamebreaker on April 22, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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Like mother like son Mexx. |
| From: |
The Gamebreaker on April 25, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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wangsterwangster you is the biggest fuckin pile of bull shit.
You need to log on to
www.fuckyoudumass.cum/inyourmouth |
| From: |
mexx on April 26, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
| Comment: |
hey gamebreaker
i want to log on to
www.fuckyoudumass.cum/inyourmouth
how do i do it
i want to suck you |
| From: |
The Gamebreaker on April 26, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
| Comment: |
the same way you always do it.
Little Gerbil |
| From: |
mexx on April 27, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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i want to be your little
Gerbilboy and crawl up
your sweet ass.
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| From: |
mexx on April 27, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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I still take it in the ass |
| From: |
mexx on April 28, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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And I want more in the ass. |
| From: |
fuck you on April 28, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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go sit on your fuckin broom |
| From: |
fuck you on May 1, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
| Comment: |
matter of fact sit on my dick |
| From: |
Jeremy on May 3, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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wow sounds fun guys can we have n orgy ill take em in my mouth
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| From: |
mexx on May 3, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
| Comment: |
no! put em in my mouth |
| From: |
Owned by the egg man on May 4, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
| Comment: |
YOUR ALL FUCKING SHITHEADS, NONE OF THE JOKES YOU POST MAKE ANY SINCES , MEXX YOU RULE BRO , AND ALL THE REST OF YOUR FUCKERS SPAZIN ON MY BOY MEXX ARE REALLY , HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS.....NUTTSACKS ...
You’ve been..............OWNED BY THE EGG MAN =) |
| From: |
Jaco on September 27, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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Egg man HUH? Couldn’t come up with anything better.
How about: 1- Owned by the RETARD
2- " WANKER
3- " TOSSER
4- " ASSHOLE
5- " MICHAEL JACKSON
Take your PRICK or should I say pick. |
| From: |
mr.p on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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funny. is any1 reading the jokes? Or u just bitching
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