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Bulldog eating mayonaise
Posted by: ThaJoker on April 19, 2005 @ 6:07 pm

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One day, a little boy comes home from school."Dad, I heard some kids talking about something called a vagina. What does it look like?" asked the boy.

"Well son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?" asked the boy.

"Have you every seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?" replied the dad.


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From: D and J on May 1, 2005 @ 9:06 am
Comment: Dude, that joke was so funny lmao!!!!!!!!

From: Assassin on May 1, 2005 @ 9:56 am
Comment: Look at that, Will ya? We have some dumb shit who actually reads the jokes!

From: SK8TER on May 6, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
Comment: i think it was ausome but a little stupid bacause a pussy doesnt look like a bull dog eating manais iv had sex and i know

From: The Gamebreaker on May 7, 2005 @ 3:45 am
Comment: Oh shit I just got this joke.
That waz funny but sick!!!

From: long dude on May 7, 2005 @ 10:59 am
Comment: that joke it was ok

From: sarah on May 11, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Comment: hey there nice joke

From: Dawson on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Comment: SK8TER... you may have had sex.... but your bulldog doesnt count. Try having sex with a human woman dumbass

From: Dallas on September 8, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: I’ve heard this one before but I laugh every single time. It is definately my favorite. Props.

From: Don on April 18, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: Dawsons joke was better.

   
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