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measure it first
Posted by: James on April 30, 2005 @ 0:53 am
| Once there was this guy who walked into a bar. He had a monkey on his shoulder. When the guy sat down at the bar the monkey jumped off his shoulder drink his beer then ran down the bar and drank everyone elses beer, then ran over to the pool table and ate a pool ball. So the guy grabbed his monkey and left. The next day the same guy comes in again with his monkey on his shoulder. He sat down at the bar and again the monkey jumped off drink the guys beer ran down the bar drank everyone elses beer then ran over to a women drinking a martini. The monkey then grabbed the olive in her drink stuck it up his butt then ate it. The bartender asked the guy why he did that that. The man says well ever since he ate that pool ball he measures everything before he eats it. |
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MINDY on May 2, 2005 @ 9:35 pm |
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thats kinda funny but i have read better |
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Git-R-Done on May 3, 2005 @ 5:48 pm |
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DUMB ASS
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| From: |
joey on May 4, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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lame |
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ashley on May 5, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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that’s retarted!!!!!!!! |
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Sai on May 5, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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It seemed incomplete. Like there should’ve been more in the beginning. |
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The Gamebreaker on May 7, 2005 @ 3:52 am |
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that was kind of funny but It could have made some changes.
Keep it up though |
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Jimmy on May 7, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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fuck that shit it sucks big floopy donkey dick |
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Sai on May 7, 2005 @ 7:53 pm |
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Jimmy sucks dick. |
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riff raff on May 9, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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thats ok
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| From: |
Jimmy on May 9, 2005 @ 4:10 am |
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i wank off thinking about other guys |
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longdude on May 9, 2005 @ 9:01 am |
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I like the part, the pool ball up the monkey"s ass LOL |
| From: |
lamont on May 11, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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y is the same dumb ass joke on here four fucking times?
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The Gamebreaker on May 12, 2005 @ 3:12 am |
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I like it up the ass. Anyone wanna give it to me up the ass until I pass out? |
| From: |
assrammer on May 12, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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where have you been since my last ass raping |
| From: |
The Gamebreaker on May 13, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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i been rapin the mexx! I’ll get to you. |
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The Gamebreaker on May 14, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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Here I am! Give it to me up my ass NOW dammit! My sweet man-ass can only wait so long! |
| From: |
lamont on May 15, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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I wouldn’t get next to your HIV infected ass with a ten foot pole...
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The Gamebreaker on May 16, 2005 @ 7:41 pm |
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Come on Mexx, it’s time that we switch roles now! I raped your ass, now you rape mine. Come on Mexx honey. I love you. |
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playboy on May 23, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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im fucking tired of Gamebreaker, you are the queerest basterd EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Cakez on June 12, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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This Was Just Dumb...Man I Swear...U Must Be A Empty Headed White Person...LMFAO!!!!!!!!=))=))=)) |
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Blackwizad on June 19, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
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that was so freakin funny just imagine that monkey constipated offf that pool ball.LOL |
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Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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Really |
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Clint on September 2, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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I’ve heard it before but still a funny joke
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Pooh Bear on September 14, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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That Sucked!!!!!! Come better than that. |
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Sammy Sam Sam on March 13, 2006 @ 3:06 pm |
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Better when some crazy guy in the store is tell it...or you see it in real life!!!!
LOLOLOLOL
haaaaaaaaaa |
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