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Shave it!
Posted by: Tiffany on May 2, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
| There was a lady who was scared to go outside for 3 years then finally got over her fobia. So one nite she decides to go to the bar for a drink she gets there and there are 3 guys sitting at the bar all drinking. She (raising her arm)whos gonna buy me a drink? So the first guy says NOT ME! The second guys says NOT ME! So, they both look at the third guy and he says "Sure I’ll buy the beautiful balerina a drink." So the bar tender gives her adrink. After she finishes that one she raises her arm and says who wants to buy me a drink ?.they all look at the third guy and he says again "Sure I’ll buy the balerina another drink!" After asking for 4 more drinks, drunk she raises her arm to ask for a 7th drink and the third guy bought it for her so finally the bar tender comes over and says "y do u keep buying her drinks and calling her a balerina?" So the guy says "Anyone who can lift their leg that high in the air must b a balerina and definitly deserves a drink!" |
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| From: |
mexx on May 4, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
| Comment: |
i shaved the
hair off my
tongue
you fuck off |
| From: |
ashley on May 5, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
| Comment: |
that’s sick!
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| From: |
magnum on May 6, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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That’s nothing. They nick-named her after a band because of the hair between her legs.
--- They call her...." Z Z Twat." -- |
| From: |
mexx on May 7, 2005 @ 8:55 am |
| Comment: |
gamebreaker, i missed you
while you were away
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| From: |
gla gala gal on May 8, 2005 @ 6:29 pm |
| Comment: |
mexx is so sweet. i like mexx. the gamebreaker sucks. |
| From: |
bob on May 9, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
| Comment: |
hit it |
| From: |
pr hottie on May 11, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
| Comment: |
ur joke is 2 funny. |
| From: |
singlemomfromcali on May 12, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
| Comment: |
that was funny thanks for the good laugh |
| From: |
mexx on May 12, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
| Comment: |
you thinks that funny
I raise nogamebreakers moms legs
for absolutey nothing but a punch in the mouth
PS .. I love singlemothers
for instance nogamebreakers mom |
| From: |
mexx on May 12, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
| Comment: |
you thinks that funny
I raise nogamebreakers legs
for absolutey nothing but to
wipe his ass with my tongue
PS .. I love singlemothers
for instance nogamebreakers german shepard |
| From: |
NATE GREY on May 17, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
| Comment: |
THIS WAS FUNNY SHOULD BE A 5 |
| From: |
The Gamebreaker on May 19, 2005 @ 7:40 am |
| Comment: |
You love me. Mexx, don’t deny it. |
| From: |
jinx on May 19, 2005 @ 8:19 am |
| Comment: |
mexx why dont u just give gamebreaker achance!!!!! put ur dick in his ass n let him iick his own shit.......... then he will give u a BREAK!!!! |
| From: |
mexx on May 20, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
| Comment: |
FAH-Q
I`m a load your mom with my fuckin jizz
you fuckin wanker |
| From: |
playboy on May 23, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
| Comment: |
rrrrriiiiiggggghhhhtttttttt |
| From: |
playboy on June 29, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
| Comment: |
But so am I. |
| From: |
ss on June 30, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
| Comment: |
yes you are |
| From: |
ss on June 30, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
| Comment: |
so am i |
| From: |
ss on July 1, 2005 @ 10:09 am |
| Comment: |
no im not you stupid little dick who took my good name |
| From: |
Playa Man on July 2, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
| Comment: |
true true true hun. |
| From: |
he he he did it on July 2, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
| Comment: |
i bet u do!! |
| From: |
YA KNOW ME on July 4, 2005 @ 3:27 am |
| Comment: |
i bet u do too ss, baby |
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