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better off dead
Posted by: RIFFRAFF on May 9, 2005 @ 1:36 am
| a man walks into the doctors office and tells the doctor that he wants to get married, but his fiance has never had an orgasm. the doctor says "this is a serious problem, but i do have a solution."the man looked excited and felt relief when the doctor said that. the doctor says "go to a gunshop and buy a gun that shoots blanks. hide it under the pillow. just as you are ready 2 get-off pull the trigger. this will excite her so much that she will have the orgasm of a lifetime. on thier honeymoon the man takes the advice and pulls the trigger. a couple of weeks later the dr. is doing his rounds at the hospital and see’s the man from b4. he was all bandaged up around the waist. the dr. asks him what happened and the man said, "i did what you said and i ended up with a face full of shit and my cock got bit off. |
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fart boy in the nogg on May 15, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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papa smurf gonna lick yo asss.papa smurf gonna lick yo ass bitch.go suck a big fat floppy donkey dick
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playboy on May 23, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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ugg |
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lil d on May 25, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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not funny very sad
lil d
p.s i feel sad for u
lil d
85 |
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playboy on June 30, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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and so am i |
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ss on June 30, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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yes you are |
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ss on July 2, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
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but i am too |
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melissa on October 2, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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that was a really good joke, i found it to be funny!! |
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nanek on February 7, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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I LIKE EGGS!!!!!!!! |
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