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It’s Tea Time
Posted by: Justin D on May 9, 2005 @ 5:59 pm

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A vampire walks into a bar orders a shot of blood and leaves a second one comes in and does the same thing than a third one comes in orders a glass of water pulls out a bloody tampon and says it’s "Tea Time"


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From: Jason on May 13, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
Comment: So damn stupid.

From: bart on May 16, 2005 @ 6:02 pm
Comment: bitch that weak ass joke!

From: NATE GREY on May 17, 2005 @ 10:25 pm
Comment: THAT WAS FUNNY HAS HELL AND NASTY

From: jinx on May 19, 2005 @ 8:03 am
Comment: give me a break!!!

From: playboy on May 23, 2005 @ 1:21 pm
Comment: shity

From: playboy on May 24, 2005 @ 7:02 pm
Comment: still shity

From: justin d on June 3, 2005 @ 9:13 am
Comment: you bitches suck come on thats so nasty but so fucking funny

From: Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 10:09 am
Comment: Playboy is an asshole!!!!He’s been writing stuff about me!!!!!!!Someone kick his ass for me.

From: Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 8:12 pm
Comment: Thats ok baby.

From: dave on July 1, 2005 @ 8:40 pm
Comment: NASTY JOKe and learn to spell!!!

From: YA KNOW ME on July 4, 2005 @ 3:26 am
Comment: yea what dave said!!

From: Buggy on July 18, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: it goes like this:
A group of vampires, out for the night, walk into a bar, where the popular, and only rink ordered was the Bloody Mary. So, they all grab a table, and enjoy themselves until theyre ready for their orders to be taken. So, theyre all laughing, greeting familliar people nearby, and enjoying the splendid chatter and music that is flowing all through the room. When the waitress finally comes to take their order, the first vampire orders a Bloody Mary. Then, the next couple of vampires order the same. The next vampire says, "I’ll just have a cup of hot water, please." All of a sudden, all the talking and music stops. The pianist and everyone else in the bar turn, and stare at the vampire in dead silence. Then, the vampire exclaims, "Oh, it’s alright," pulling out a bloody tampon, "I’m having tea!"

From: keyman on July 25, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Comment: That was so gross but hilarious

From: Kia on October 29, 2005 @ 10:58 am
Comment: That’s stupid

   
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