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horse.....
Posted by: squall leonhart on May 10, 2005 @ 4:10 pm

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one day. a guy went into the bar to buy a drink. He sees a a big jar full of
money and he asks the bartender what the money is for. the bartender
replies to him that he has a horse out back and if you can make him
laugh, you get the money. so the guy went out back and wispers
something int othe horses ears and the horse started laughing very
loudly. the guy comes in and takes the money and left. a couple weeks
later the same guy came back and sees another jar full of moneyso he
asks the bartender what the money is for and the bartender replies "well,
after you left last time a couple weeks ago, the horse hasn’t stopped
laughing since. if you get him to stop laughing, you get the jar full of
money. The guy gos out back and then you could hear the horse crying
and whining." the guy goes in to take the money but the batender stops
him. "I’m curious on how you managed to make it laughed. what did you
say?" the guy eplied that he told the horse that his dick is bigger than the
horse. "And the second time" replied the bartender. the guy replied’ I
showed him."


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From: jon on May 13, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
Comment: that was some funny shit

From: NAT GREY on May 17, 2005 @ 10:28 pm
Comment: THAT’S OLD

From: playboy on May 23, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
Comment: i prefer the story told a different way.

From: playboy on May 24, 2005 @ 5:10 pm
Comment: i think you have me confused with your daddy, you see the story goes like this: one day mexx’s daddy went into a bar, when he did playboy knocked the fuck out of him and beat his ass

From: mexx on May 24, 2005 @ 5:59 pm
Comment: yeah my daddy is
real weak thats
why i can’t hold on
to The Gamebreaker
while we do it. he’s too
wild with me

From: LIL D on May 25, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
Comment: YALL STUPID

From: playboy on June 30, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
Comment: i like eating shit

From: playboy on June 30, 2005 @ 8:11 pm
Comment: i know, i shove it down your throut every damn day

From: ss on June 30, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
Comment: Its ovious you do

From: Anonymous on June 30, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
Comment: THis joke is fucking cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
Comment: What the hell???!!!

From: playboy on July 2, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: ss, u r my hot stud,Baby

From: shut the fuck up on July 4, 2005 @ 3:25 am
Comment: who cares whos hot stud is whos??

   
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