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fucking the turkey
Posted by: danielle on May 29, 2005 @ 7:24 pm
| On Thanksgiving day a boy and his family were getting ready for there guest to come over. The boy went outside to take the trash out and heard bitches and basterds, so he went in side and asked his mom what it ment and she said ladys and gentlemen. So he went back outside and heard harry pussys and big dicks, so he went inside to ask his dad what it ment and he said hats and coats. So he was upstairs with his dad and his dad said shit, so he asked his dad what it ment and his dad said its his new shaving cream. So the boy went down stairs with his mom and she said fuck so the boy asked and his mom said it meant she was stuffing the turkey. So when the guest arrive he said welcome bitches and bastards, put ur harry pussies and big dicks on the wall, my dad is upstairs shaving the shit out of his self, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!! |
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diggy on May 30, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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that shit is awsome |
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Someone on May 31, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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says that was fucking fantastic |
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Someone on May 31, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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says that was fucking fantastic |
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Rheanna&Jay on May 31, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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Someone said that was fucking fantastic. |
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mexx on May 31, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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i fuck turkeys. |
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gary on May 31, 2005 @ 11:26 pm |
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absolutely beautyful |
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mexx on June 1, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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i fuck beautiful turkeys. |
| From: |
The Gamebreaker on June 1, 2005 @ 2:39 am |
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I fuck more turkeys than you do, Mexx. |
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mexx on June 1, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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coz you fuck the ugly ones, Gamebreaker. |
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A bit Tipsy on June 2, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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This is one of the most interestingly funny jokes I have ever had the pleasure of reading. You are a very funny individual. Hope to read more of yours. |
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colorado on June 3, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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from the looks of everyone who can’t spell, just proves this jokes sucks.... unless all you like is cuss words. weak.... very weak. |
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someone on June 3, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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I fuck turkeys too |
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colorado on June 3, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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i am a turkey, fuck me, please! |
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colorado on June 5, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
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I will gobble anything. |
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mexx on June 5, 2005 @ 6:00 am |
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gobble this mother fucker |
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callum rokz! on June 6, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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ur shit iz tight HOMIE! |
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colorado on June 6, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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yer dick is little. |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Scrambled Eggs Man on June 6, 2005 @ 11:54 pm |
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SCRAMBLED EGGS IN YOUR FACE! |
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Hard boiled egg on June 7, 2005 @ 1:36 am |
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FUCK YOU - SCRAMBLED.
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| From: |
googoogrl on June 7, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo f!@#$%g funny |
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RATE THE JOKES on June 8, 2005 @ 12:20 am |
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THAT WAS FUCKING SHIT YOUR ARE ALL FUCK BAGS |
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sunny side up on June 9, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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fuck you to RATE THE JOKE, your a fuckin bag too! U ARE ALL LOOSERS!!!
by da way i like fucking turkeys too!!!
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mexx on June 9, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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i like fucking turkeys first but rate the jokes is second |
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OVEREASY on June 10, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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Fuck you SCRAMBLED
HARDBOILED
SUNNY SIDE UP
I’M THE BESTEST WAY |
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mexx on June 12, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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i like fucking turkeys first but rate the jokes is second and Overeasy is the bestest of all. |
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playboy on June 14, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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it was ok, better than all the other crapy ones i’ve read today.(even though ive heard it) |
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Joey on June 22, 2005 @ 2:00 am |
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A man came on my face once, |
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TUNI MERTIMEZ on June 22, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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I LIKE TURKIS TO I GOT ONE OF MY OWN AND ITS PREGNET |
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findme228 on June 24, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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ugh |
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jacque strap on June 28, 2005 @ 6:32 am |
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I’d wake all you up in the middle of the night to stand on your guys’ beds and wipe my dick on your curtains just after I pulled out of your mother’s ass! |
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dan on June 30, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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that was so stupid
what are you 12...?
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| From: |
kyle on June 30, 2005 @ 3:42 pm |
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nice |
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Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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It is stupid.And so is playboy.That shitface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ss on June 30, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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Your right, he is a shit face |
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Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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Thanks for agreeing with me ss.Playboy is the biggest shitface in the damn world!!!! |
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ss on June 30, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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Playboy is the biggest shitface in the whole fucking universe |
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Anonymous on June 30, 2005 @ 6:33 pm |
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I Fucking agree Playshitter is a shit face |
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ss on June 30, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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Its kind of hard having too write gangster Bitch all the time so can i call you G.b......(your
cool too) |
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Anonymous on June 30, 2005 @ 7:39 pm |
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ss you sprung basterd |
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ss on June 30, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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I am moving on too page three of the nasty jokes section butt i will be back!!! |
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Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 8:03 pm |
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I love you ss.Thats cool, you can call me that.Your cooler |
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ss on June 30, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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Thanks G.b |
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Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 8:47 pm |
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Your welcome ss. |
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ss on July 3, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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G.b. where you live i will come to see you |
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Gangsta Bitch on July 3, 2005 @ 12:42 pm |
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Ok hun. |
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crazy on July 5, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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man that was the best joke i have ever heard
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playa babii on July 5, 2005 @ 3:56 am |
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i didnt think it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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playa babii on July 5, 2005 @ 3:56 am |
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i didnt think it was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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somebody on July 5, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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i haerd that joke somewhere |
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Sarah on July 13, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
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That is the funniest shit I have ever heard
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jimbo on July 13, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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its supposed to be pointy tits and floppy dicks ASS HOLE
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kibz on July 22, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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wot a beast
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APRIL on August 5, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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PRETTY COOL |
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Brooklyngirl on August 13, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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that was funny
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big hairy beaver on August 13, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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eat me |
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killJoeVol2 on October 29, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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Dat was awesome, i love to see jokes dat all make sense at the end |
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kia on November 16, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
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omg that was so funny!!!!!!! |
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alex on November 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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ORALE FUNNY SHIT HAHAHAHA |
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confused on December 30, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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What the hell does this have to do with eggs? |
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vanessa on December 30, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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heard that joke many times..but funny |
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