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Humper
Posted by: pete on June 4, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
| Once there was a little boy named humper. Humper was a spolied brat and got every thing he wanted. Now today it is Humper’s parents aniversery. Humper’s parents got a baby sitter for him and left the house. Humper and the baby sitter were sitting on the couch watching tv..Humper said, hey babysitter kiss me on the lips. The baby sitter says, no theres no way im doing that. Humper says, if you dont ill spill jucie on the rug and tell my parents you did it. The baby sitter says fine and kisses humper. Humper then tells the babysitter to take her top off. The baby sitter says, No way im not doing that. Humper says, ill tell my parents you left me all alone in the house for an hour. The baby sitter says fine and takes her top off. The tv show ends and the babysitter brings humper up stairs because its his bed time. Humper says, get in the bad with me naked. The baby sitter says, No, there is NO way im doing that. Humper says that if she doesnt he will go down stairs and break all the dishes and tell his parents that there was a big party over at the house. The baby sitter says fine and gets in bed. All of a sudden Humpers parents come home because they remeber they left the hotel resevations at home. His mom calls, Humper, Humper. And he replies im trying mom! |
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Thumper on June 8, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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Poor little Humper. |
| From: |
pookie on June 9, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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yo this is sad!!! |
| From: |
los dawg on June 11, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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that was the shittiest 2 minutes i have spent of my life, reading this lame ass joke. you should be ashamed of yourself |
| From: |
playboy on June 14, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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i really thought you could have gone somewhere with that joke, too bad the ending SUCK SHIT!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
roy on June 24, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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why did the woman fall off the swing ? cos she had no arms |
| From: |
findme228 on June 24, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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lame |
| From: |
ss on June 30, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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I fucking hate this joke |
| From: |
Anonymous on June 30, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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I Fucking agree!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Gangsta Bitch on June 30, 2005 @ 7:05 pm |
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So do I. |
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ss on July 1, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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im a kid |
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Gangsta Bitch on July 3, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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I like kids. |
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Gangsta Bitch on July 3, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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I did not write that above!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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HOBO ON THE STREETS on July 3, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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find your own fucking name u fucking posers! |
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nice on July 5, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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nice joke u mother fucker or should i say mother (humper)
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steph sux on July 13, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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it was funny
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| From: |
im horny on July 22, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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im horny now thanks alot |
| From: |
Stormy on July 23, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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Wow i’v read some bad jokes that was one of the worst |
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sexy sucker on August 21, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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worst joke ive seen should have something more good like a threesome!! |
| From: |
bytch on August 26, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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more good? as in better? |
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Kia on October 29, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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lol good 1 |
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jomama on November 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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dont worrie i have the same problem |
| From: |
CRAAP on February 10, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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u call this a joke?? is there any windows around? throw urself out! |
| From: |
Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
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That was so S-T-U-P-I-D |
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