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Constipated
Posted by: Edward on August 1, 2005 @ 7:18 pm
| A man walks into his job and tells his best friend, man im constipated as hell I think im gonna have to go to the hospital. His friend say’s ain’t that something you can take of over the counter like with some pepto or malox? He say’s no man it’s to bad! So he goes to the hospital and the doctor say’s man your full of shit, im gonna have to give you a suposatory! The man say’s what’s that? The doctor say’s it’s these pellets I have to stick up your ass. So the man say’s do what you gotta do dock! So he has the man bend over the table and he shoves the suposatory up his ass. The man screams Oh! Shit! The doctor say’s take the rest of these and have your wife give them to you. So the man gets home and say’s, baby I need you to give me these suposatories. I’ll bend over and you stick one up my ass. So he bends over and she puts one hand on his shoulder and shoves it up his ass. He screams Oh! Shit! His wife say’s baby are you ok? He say’s, I just remembered the doctor had both hands on my shoulders!!!!! |
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Kenan Casey on August 5, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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FUNNY AS HELL!!!! |
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bLEEp on August 7, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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Awesome. that was a lot better than some of these lame-ass jokes. |
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carlton on August 7, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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Dude that’s some funny shit |
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Samantha on August 9, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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LOL :) |
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jason and matt on August 10, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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that was fuking funny. |
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ca on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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wow that waz fuckin hilarious
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| From: |
Mary on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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LOVED IT!!! |
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Negrete2324 on August 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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Best one on here man
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punk rock shit on August 19, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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that was really good, one of the better ones on this site
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hannah on August 22, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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theat is fucking sick man. but gud |
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Rob on September 2, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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That was good.
Better than some
of the perverts on
this site. |
| From: |
haha on September 2, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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haha that was so hilarious! Now THATS what i call a good joke. props to u |
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GUNZ88 on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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THAT WAS A GOOD ONE |
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jobags on September 14, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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nice one |
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Scabrakadabra on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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funniest shit I’ve seen all day |
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Paul on September 24, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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that was funnier than the other people jokes
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killjoevolume1 on October 29, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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Dat was preety funny, but did u rip dat off da blue collar sitcom? |
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Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:39 am |
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it was alright, but next time you wanna tell a joke, learn to spell. Its suppository... |
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