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Blender Baby
Posted by: Sufferpuppet on August 2, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
Answer: So you can cum on it’s face. |
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my name on August 5, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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You are one sick ignorant person, you need help in the worst way. puke face dog |
| From: |
john on August 5, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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you sick ignorant bastard, you need help to even write shit like that |
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niggy on August 5, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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that is so FUCKING LAME
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| From: |
dasmallpoophole on August 5, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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Go to hell |
| From: |
ashley on August 5, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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i dont get it |
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URALOOSER on August 7, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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STUPID JACK ASS I THINK I SHOULD PUT YOU IN ABLENDER HEAD FIRST YOU STUPID PEDOPHILE HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU |
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to: Ashley on August 7, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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Perhaps that’s for the better. Anyhow you have a really nice name. |
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boo! on August 9, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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that was lame and didnt make any sense |
| From: |
lori on August 9, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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that ain’t even a fucking joke you bastard!!!! maybe you should stick your dick in a blender and I can cum on yopur face because your mouth will be wide open screaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Kevin Krug on August 9, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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i dont understand |
| From: |
Mike on August 9, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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This is not even funny...they have places for people like you....I like to call it the "Nut House" |
| From: |
Mike on August 9, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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This is not even funny...they have places for people like you....I like to call it the "Nut House" |
| From: |
ishnad on August 9, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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u FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING MUNTER |
| From: |
chris on August 9, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
see you in hell buddy |
| From: |
lew on August 10, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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why do people get so mad about jokes when they know the jokes are nasty did yuo forget it was a joke some are bad some are good move on |
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eh? on August 10, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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i agree with the others’ disappointment.
n stick to your dayjob "picking up trash"
ha!
now thats funny... |
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Stormy on August 11, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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Thats not even funny thats nasty u sick pervert. |
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fuck u on August 11, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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dude, that was A fucked up joke . What the hell is wrong with u? |
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???? on August 11, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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that is fucking shady and mingin proper sick ya freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Xerolove on August 13, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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Hey, sick a$$ jokes are usually funny, but this just doesn’t make sense. |
| From: |
fer on August 13, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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you, as your joke, sounds like something michael jackson would do you sick bastard
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hmmm... on August 14, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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Ok, all the people who gave their opinions have I right to them... I guess. But they are
acting so surprised... by the title it was obviously a dead baby joke. They are all equally
evil, so if you don’t like dead baby jokes, DON’T READ THEM! If you didn’t know by the title
that it was a dead baby joke, you are a moron. If you did know and you liked it, mission
accomplished. If you did know and you thought it was lame, oh well. Move on. And if you
knew and also knew you hate dead baby jokes, then you just came in to insult a real
person as opposed to a fictional dead baby. Seeing that real people feel real pain and
fictional dead baibes don’t I believe YOU are the one’s that should go to hell, if any poster
on this page should. Otherwise, you are just a moron for above reason. Toodles |
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me on August 14, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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wut the fuck that is fucking disgusting |
| From: |
meeee on August 14, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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do you have anything better to do? |
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bleep on August 16, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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wtf does that mean |
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Disgusted on August 16, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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Personally, I think everyone is in agreement that whoever wrote that joke was a sick bastard who deserves to be confined, It is disgusting, and deeply disturbing that there are people out there who could possibly think that was remotely funny. |
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dave on August 16, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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good joke mate . pity most of these assholes are shallow retarded tossers |
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annonoumous on August 16, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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OMGSH! that is just wrong. what the fuck is wrong with you. you needa go into a blender head first! fuckin fag!!! go to hell piece of shit |
| From: |
Paul on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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Keep your " joke" to yourself...that was way out of order. |
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? on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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For the person who wrote this joke and to those who support him, you guys are the percentage of people who have the mental capacity of hurting a baby you sick fuckin assholes. You guys were probably hurt as a child so I feel sorry for you. This is not a dirty joke. People like you should be sent to prison for writing such an insaneful joke. |
| From: |
THIZZ on August 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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who ever wrote this joke is a BITCH!!!! |
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Sufferpuppet on August 19, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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Ha Ha HA! The funniest part of this joke is your reaction to it. I love shocking and horrifying you little bible thumpers. Waa Waa Waa he said a joke about a baby Waaa. I’m all offended Waaaaa. I find that shit hilarious. |
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JUST ME on August 21, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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YOU SICK IGNORANT ASS, I BET YOU LOVE TO HURT KIDS IN A SPECIFIC WAY!!!!! |
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joe on August 21, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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that was fucking lame
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pickle on August 21, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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huh? |
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jacob on August 21, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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thats nasty you sick bastard |
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Dizturbed on August 22, 2005 @ 12:14 pm |
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ha look at my name, and im calling you a sick bastard |
| From: |
Lord Lucan on August 24, 2005 @ 9:52 am |
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Ha! Now that’s funny.
Possibly the foulest ever....impressive.
Got any more? |
| From: |
demonics on August 26, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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you sick demented bastard i hope you rot in hell |
| From: |
tricky on August 26, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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that joke wasnt funny until i read how mad everyone got.............................now i think its hilarious |
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cowgurl on August 26, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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Go to hell that was the messed up joke i have ever heard in my life and you need to be put in a blender dick head!!! |
| From: |
James on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE.........
That was a good one, keep more coming! |
| From: |
Sleeve on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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Verry funny. Cripes. I think I wet myself. No... Really. That is good stuff. Do you have another. My friend, the computer geek, needs a bit more information to triangulate your position. Just kidding. I don’t have any friends. Verry funny. In a funny wholesome way. |
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Tabitha on August 26, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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That shit is not funny!!! |
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guess what bitches on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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i love kids and i think the joke is funny, ESPECIALLY after reading how everybody got all pissy about it...jokes are jokes, like it’s already been said...some are nasty like this one, if you don’t have a sick sense of humor, keep reading till you find one about mary-fuckin-poppins and be happy...
and fyi "annonoumous"...bein a fag has NOTHING to do with pedophilia! believe me, i would know since i’m a fag myself, but NOT a pedophile...you’re the ignorant fuck who can’t take a joke, get over it! and i truly hope you really know how to spell anonymous, but in case you didn’t, there it is you fuck-up |
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fuk-off on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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can i nut on that baby’s head too...........................ha ha.........doble thick shake........please!! |
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fuuuuuuuuck on August 31, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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thats funny |
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Rob on September 2, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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This was not a joke.
It sounds to me that
you hate kids.You
can burn in hell
along with Shocker
Vader. |
| From: |
omg ew on September 2, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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ew how can u be so cruel as to post this joke. not funny one bit. sick asshole |
| From: |
Rob on September 2, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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That is no joke.All
your sick jokes
that I’ve read are
about babies.I think
this bastard is
trying to tell us that
he really does not
like babies.He is
sadistic and the
devil wouldn’t even
take him. |
| From: |
G Money on September 5, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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Snufferpuppet, if I knew who you were, I WOULD BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU AND PUT YOU IN A BLENDER |
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sufferpuppet on September 7, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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That’s it kids, keep right on crying. The more you complain the more good jokes i’ll post! HA HA HA HA!
Lets see how offensive i can get. The jokes I tell about kids are getting the best reactions so I’ll stick with those. I’m just warming up............ |
| From: |
jobags on September 14, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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you may be insane |
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G Money on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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Say snufferpuppet, you ought to listen to dr.dre and snoop dogg’ s classic track,187. Listen to dre’s part, I’ll do that to you
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| From: |
HELL on November 6, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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G Money cannot even threaten someone without the help poop dogg and dr. gay, pathetic |
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mr.p on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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SicKKK. But funny |
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hahaha on December 16, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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yer dats 1 of the funnyist jokes iv ever heard its like the 1 about gary glitter got cautght fukin a 6month year old baby he would of got away with it if it wunt for the sound of hips cracking. |
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sideshowskitzo on February 28, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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great joke buddy thats one of the best ive heard yet |
| From: |
matt on April 1, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
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???? not funny at all
sick fuck |
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