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Kirk Cobain
Posted by: ЖẪΩ on August 3, 2005 @ 11:51 am

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Who has more brains? Kirk Cobain or the wall behind him?


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From: APRIL on August 5, 2005 @ 3:05 pm
Comment: WHAT A DICK

From: jenny smith on August 5, 2005 @ 3:06 pm
Comment: it needs to be funnier

From: yolanda on August 5, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
Comment: how rude you bastard!!!!
and if ur gonna make a joke as stupid as this one, spell his name right asshole!!!!
KURT COBAIN

From: Aleko on August 5, 2005 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: Dude...not cool.....U mean Kirt No-brains.

From: khan on August 5, 2005 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: nothing

From: rob on August 7, 2005 @ 11:08 am
Comment: any jokes about kirk no-brain is great

From: homy g on August 9, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Comment: dang that was low!!!!!

From: unamused on August 10, 2005 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: not koo

From: amber and brandy on August 11, 2005 @ 1:00 pm
Comment: kirk cobain shot himself in the chest not in the head! and they thought his wife shot him and they’re still investigating HAHAHAHAHA goes to show how much u know about rock!

From: snake on August 13, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: lemme guess you were adopted

From: death on August 13, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: kurt can fuck him self what a dumb ass for killing him self. he sucked to

From: Kurt on August 13, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: I’ll get you in the next life your motherfucker!

From: meeee on August 14, 2005 @ 10:54 am
Comment: that was mean

From: ShUt Up on August 16, 2005 @ 11:42 am
Comment: That was lame-and you mis-spelled his name -you retard

From: No1 on August 16, 2005 @ 11:43 am
Comment: KURT u retard not KURK

From: Nirvana Rule on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am
Comment: Kurt Cobain was a fukin musical genius. dont take the piss out of him

From: Jeez on August 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am
Comment: Yes, Kurt Cobain was a musical genius. But it’s just a fucking joke. RELAX. How many jokes do people make about Jesus Christ and we all laugh at those. Everyone here needs to adapt a sense of humour.

From: punk rock chick on August 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am
Comment: Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician don’t make jokes about him, that’s like making a joke about 9/11 it’s heartless and asshole-worthy. STFU u bastard!

From: Sufferpuppet on August 19, 2005 @ 11:56 am
Comment: Kunt Cobain was just a drugged up looser and a 1 hit wonder. If he hadn’t killed himself he would be completely irrelevant in music today. He’s only popular for his bullet swallowing ability. Course, if you were married to Courtny Love you would probably kill yourself too.

From: Beavis Jenkins on August 21, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Comment: Sufferpuppet, you shouldn’t pretend to know about something you don’t. It makes you look just as stupid as you already are. Every single album of Nirvana’s was a hit. They practically created a new genre of music and revolutionized the scene. If their music is irrelevant today, why do they still play it every single fucking day on the radio?

You’re a douche sniffing rectum fondling sucktard.

From: adam on August 21, 2005 @ 10:28 am
Comment: get a fucking life punk rock chick its a fucking joke you dipshit

From: treikie on August 21, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Comment: james t. kirk, captain of the starship enterprise, not a musical, suicidal, hell-bound mistake!

From: sam on August 22, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
Comment: u guys know nothing they thought kurt killed himself by shooting himself useing his foot so they didnt bring charges to courtney but it was impossible bc he was wearing shoes and it was to late to bring charges to courtney bc she already had them dropped.

From: ucon on August 22, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
Comment: YOU FUKCING ASSHOLE..........I’M GONNA SICK THAT FUCKING MIDGIT WITH THE BOAT ON YOU!

From: lo on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: thats just stupid

From: shithead on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: dammit his name if fricken kurt kobain!! jerk idiot its not even funny biotch!!!

From: rape me on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: yo that sucks

From: fu on August 31, 2005 @ 11:39 am
Comment: ok dude thats just fucked up. Kirk Cobain was a genius and a good man. Thats completly
low get a life u fucking loser.

From: LSD on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: ITS KURT COBAIN

From: use r all dickwads on September 7, 2005 @ 11:51 am
Comment: da onli man we sense is adam they werent amazin he wasnt a legend dey had at least 2 hit singles so jus fuck up its a joke

From: Drugs on September 14, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: drug’s & alcohol are depressant’s I reckon that’s what caused Kurt to do that I was on a similar trip myself thank God I got free’d of it, now I’m chasing my dream’s (as he was) and training at the gym etc: Lovin every minute, instead of drudging every minute & tryin to justify suicide & wondering what it all fuckin about !

anyway enough waffle if anyone’s in that boat get the f..k out of it, i’m gonna check some of this dudes music out Nevana huh ! Kurt Cobain - Courtney Love, what a great name Love so is she f..d up as well?

From: HELL on November 6, 2005 @ 10:32 am
Comment: Nobody even said anything about gandi, i want some gandi tonight

From: just some girl on January 19, 2006 @ 11:07 am
Comment: dang, I just came here to find pictured of Kurt for a project. No need for the sick jokes people!

From: a pissed Kirk fan! on April 25, 2006 @ 11:02 am
Comment: Dude...did your parents have any children that lived?
Knowing them they were probably abused from the whomb and probably did the same to you! Hmmm, where was the wire hanger when you were concieved?...Maybe it wa sin your mom’s twat and you’re just an abortion that lived!
You Abused feotus!
What a SLIME! Get a life! U LAMO!

From: moscow on May 6, 2006 @ 2:24 pm
Comment: okay....
1.) Kurt Cobain....spell check please
2.) if ur gonna try an tell a joke...at least make it funny. tisk tisk- u failed

So....Who does have more brains? KURT Cobain, the wall behind him or the twwwwwwaaaaaaaaat who came up with that lame ass joke?
Im thinkin Kurt you tool.

p.s. (Sufferpuppet quote.....)t"If he hadn’t killed himself he would be completely irrelevant in music today. He’s only popular for his bullet swallowing ability"
.... yeah....um.....no.....do you listen to music? who are you? oh yeah.... a douche sniffing rectum fondling sucktard. so it seems.

From: kurt kicks ass! on May 22, 2006 @ 11:04 am
Comment: your a fucking asshole, that joke was lame, if your gonna bash a fucking God atleast make it worth while.

From: ME! on June 7, 2006 @ 4:44 pm
Comment: ahhh! thats nasty! u piece of shit! dont ake the piss outa kurt cobain!
he totally kikz ass!

n hes still my fav band of like all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:39 am
Comment: Do they not have a category for Gross Jokes???

From: Moe sizlac on August 12, 2006 @ 10:56 am
Comment: How do they know that Kurt had dandruf?

They found his head and shoulders in the other room!

From: jack on August 15, 2006 @ 10:36 am
Comment: its kurt cobain you dumbass that jake sucks

From: dancinglvr on August 24, 2006 @ 11:19 am
Comment: kurt cobain was one of the greatest musicians ever, so if u guys r gonna talk shit about him go somewhere else.

From: kirt on September 2, 2006 @ 10:38 am
Comment: OK, get your attention you never had, and get it over

From: bill on September 3, 2006 @ 10:35 am
Comment: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. So funny. You must not get out much do you. Do you know shit about shit. His name is Kurt

From: DJ on September 24, 2006 @ 11:25 pm
Comment: His name was Burt Hotrain, I wish you’d get it right

   
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