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Mario and Luigi
Posted by: Laramie on August 9, 2005 @ 3:04 am

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Mario and Luigi go to a whore house and Mario says " Luigi, whena we come outa of the roomsa, we willa meet on that coucha and tell each other whata happened" Luigi agrees and they go into the rooms. When Mario gets done he goes down and sees Luigi on the couch.
" Whata happened Mario" Luigi asked
" Ohh it wasa so gooda, the lady goes to the fridge and getsa biga bowl of whipta cream anda smothers it alla over mya big hard ona, then she put a strawberry on top anda licked it alla offa, it was the most amazingly pleasinga orgasm evera, how about youa Luigi"
"Wella basicly the same thing happened to me but instead ofa the whipped creama and strawberry, she got the spaghetti anda meatball, and she wrap the noodlesa alla over mya hard on, then puts a meatball on top, anda you wouldnt believe ita"
" What?" Mario askes
"Wella it looka so good i ate it all myself"


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From: boogie on August 10, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Comment: that was lame man i mean come on my grandma could do better

From: snake on August 13, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: bad stuff your on laramie stop smokin the shit

From: jaqataq on August 13, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: That is a joke?

From: billy on August 14, 2005 @ 10:54 am
Comment: it was stupid

From: Melanie on August 16, 2005 @ 11:42 am
Comment: That shit is older than God

From: punk rock chick on August 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am
Comment: ew

From: Samara on August 21, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Comment: That was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame and dumb as hell

From: TESTASKILL on August 21, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Comment: BE CARFULL WIT THAT JOKE ITS A ANTIQE.NOW I HAVE TO WIPE THE DUST OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN ,THANKS LARAMIE

From: Derek on August 26, 2005 @ 11:53 am
Comment: that was so lame who ever did that . they look like some damn fools for that lame ass joke

From: King Jay on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Comment: That’s a damn joke.

From: mad one on August 26, 2005 @ 11:55 am
Comment: It’s worst than the pussy joke.

From: duh on September 2, 2005 @ 3:22 pm
Comment: are you saying that guy can suck his own dick? wow

From: boooo on September 2, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
Comment: that sucked. i dont even consider it a joke

From: you suck on September 23, 2005 @ 7:57 am
Comment: that joke was so lame that the dead even responded to it.....

From: Remington5 on November 4, 2005 @ 7:27 am
Comment: you suck at life

From: Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:39 am
Comment: That was terrible. Absolutely terrible.

   
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