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Midgit with a boat
Posted by: Le Haha on August 10, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
A midgit is walking with his friend and said " Man i really need some pussy"
The other guy says " Well dont you have millions of dollars?"
"Yeah but hows that gonna help me get pussy"
"buy a boat, bitches love boats"
So he did and the next day he saw some women walk by and he said
" Hey bitch, lets go for a ride in my boat" She agreed and they went ten miles out, he pulled the key from the ignition and said Put out or swim, she didnt want to swim so they fucked and went back to shore.
He did this various times and one day at the bar he was telling his buddy about how much pussy he got. Then he said how shitty it was that day, he took a lady out in the water ten miles and says put out or swim, she ripped down her pants and the smell stunk up the ocean, she told him, eat it or swim, so the midgits buddy is like "what did you do?
"didnt hear of no mother fucker drowning out there didya? |
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| From: |
sexychic15 on August 13, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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awesome joke
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| From: |
diggybopp on August 13, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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so thats why mini me’s breath smells so bad!!! |
| From: |
joke police on August 16, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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SHIIIIITTTTYYYY |
| From: |
andy on August 16, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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nice one ha ha ha |
| From: |
shiggles on August 16, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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hahahahahahahah, um ahahahahahahahahaha, hehehe, he lost his boat, ahahahaha |
| From: |
fatguy on August 17, 2005 @ 11:26 am |
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that sucked
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| From: |
ca on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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thats disgusting...but funny
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| From: |
jack ass on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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not that funny |
| From: |
mary on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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pretty good! |
| From: |
adam on August 21, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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ah man that shit was funny
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| From: |
ucon on August 22, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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some funny shit!
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| From: |
mad one on August 26, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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the joke stinks like that pussy!! |
| From: |
ok on September 2, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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that was ok. |
| From: |
Remington5 on November 4, 2005 @ 7:27 am |
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thats pretty good |
| From: |
luis on May 19, 2006 @ 2:43 pm |
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that was stupid |
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